Thursday, October 27, 2022
LWS SCARDY CATS: ROUND 3 HIGHLIGHTS
BY: Todd Goode id#12205
Hello all you ghastly goblins and ghosties. it's your gruesome twosome back for round 3 of the LWS SCARDY CATS spooktacular. I'm Scarry Harry back with my psychotic sidekick, Pooky. I hope everyone has had a frighteningly ghoul time during this league wars.
Pooky! What in the fool moon kind of get up are you wearing tonight? You look like one of them movie rejects from that 70's movie Saturday Night Dance Fever. I swear, you get more ridiculous each Halloween. You should probably put down, .... again.
Whatever Harry. Hey Harry, you know what kind of monster likes to disco. Let me sing it to ya, "I like the nightlife ... I like to boogie on the disco 'round" .... It's me Harry, I'm the Boogieman. That's right talking head, I'm the Boogieman and you can be the disco ball. Hehehe, I really slay me.
Easy there, killer. You know what a ghoul's favorite drink is Pooky? Its boos, lots and lots of boos, which I'm gonna need after seeing whatever it is you just did there. Maybe we should get to the highlights of the final round.
Okay, corn ball. You take the lead, but before we do, let's thank everyone for their hard work. Thanks for putting this haunted shindig together and thanks to all the teams that participated. Thank you everyone. Now on with the highlights.
In division 1 we see the two top teams going for the gold. Chaos Theory vs WMD.
What is chaos theory Harry? Well, Pooky, the proper definition is the branch of mathematics that deals with complex systems whose behavior is highly sensitive to slight changes in conditions, so that small alterations can give rise to strikingly great consequences but if you ask me. it's a group of volatile loose cannons that came together to take gold in division 1 with massive destruction.
Thanks Harry, for that horrific and unbearably huge bowl of word salad. You could have just said, Chaos Theory takes the gold from WMD, 96-60.
My bad Pooky. I am a talking head after all. Anyway, in division 3, those sorcerous Angels got their wings cut by Colony 5¹, 76-8.
In division 4, The Creatures of the Night get beaten and locked up in the dungeons of Fortress of Solitude for their loss. 126-37.
Hey! and Harry, in division 7, the Avengers 5¹ Walking Dead were victorious over the VI Marauders, 100-89. They made a bloody good meal for those Walking Dead. mmmmm .... brains .... goood. Also in division 7, Bowtie Karaoke and The Star Force who were tied earlier in the round but concluded with The Star Force cutting bowties for the victory, 70-57. Stay tuned for that new program, "Karaoke in Space" following the closing of LWS SCARDY CATS.
Don't forget the other last battle in division 7, Pooky. The W.A.R.E.H.O.U.S.E. shelve the SOB Society of Members of Dismembers with their own butcher's hooks. SOB just hangs around after that loss, 77-75.
That's right Harry can't forget them. I gotta say Harry, I think, overall, division 7 put on the best show of round 3. Congratulations to those guys for giving us a terribly horrific bloody good round.
Yes Pooky, it was a wicked round of mayhem unlike division 13. The battle between the 7 Musketeers and The Devious Dozen had their fighters forget to show up for round 3 causing another needless tie. I think they must have been abducted by Shadow Aliens or maybe the Grim Reaper came to sow and got em all. Who knows.
Well folks, that's a mummy wrap for LWS SCARDY CATS. Again, thanks everyone for their hard work. Thanks for putting this haunted shindig together and thanks to all the teams that participated. Thank you everyone, you were all horribly terrific which is way better than terrifically horrible. This has been Scary Harry and Pooky reporting. We'll be lurking around for some Trick or Treating. Trick or Treating starts on the 29th at 6pm spooky time.
...... I hope they got the good stuff this year. All I got last year was two potatoes and a ring Precious.
Shut up Pooky!!!! Hahahaha
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