News of Note: Gym Ownership

 By: Rankin Phyle, Staff Reporter, Hero News Network

Ownership shifts quickly in the highly competitive realm of Hero Owned Gyms, but never before has a single hero (or is he a Villian? We can't tell for sure, and nobodies been brave enough to ask him...) held ownership of a gym in each of the cities frequently patrolled by those affiliated with B.A.D.G.E.

Our sources confirmed that yesterday, this feat was accomplished by  PISSSSSED SSSSERPENT

 (BADGE Personnel ID# 11112), proving his prowess in many fields.

Unfortunately, said serpent could not be directly reached for comment, he was probably out saving someone (or possibly devouring someone) at the time, and frankly the prospect of a face-to-face scares me.

While the ownership of said gyms has changed hands in several cases, it is confirmed that he was the first, and so far the only, to have held gyms in all 9 districts.

Bravo, PISSSSSED SSSSERPENT!!!!