Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Butcher Shop Gazette: Round 2 Draft War News!

Greetings from the “Society of Butchers” This is Cαρƚαιɳ Aɱҽɾιƈα reporting on the latest advanced training program from B.A.D.G.E called “Draft Wars” with Round 2 results and Round 3 predictions!

Division 1: “2 Mike’s no Cup” lit up the “Tree House of Terror” like kindling. (34 to 21) and set the stage for what looks to be a one-sided victory in round 3 against The Fantastic 5. My money is on 2 Mike’s No Cup for the Gold.
Meanwhile, The Fantastic 5 fell to The Pentagon in round 2 (36 to 30) leaving both teams chasing after silver in round 3.

Division 2: “The Team That Shall Not Be Named” pulled off another win, this time against “Shadows Rising” (47 to 30) moving them into a fight for Gold against that squad with No Name who utterly destroyed the “X-Ray Squad” in round 2 (70 to 11). Just by the numbers it looks like “We don’t need a stinking Name” is the favorite for Gold in what is sure to be an epic round 3 match-up.

Division 3: Showcased Matterhorn vs. Break’n Rokz and Summit Squad vs. November Squad. Break’n Rokz moved to 2 - 0 with a (37 to 33) victory & November topped the Summit moving to 2 and 0 with a (54 to 38) Win. This upcoming Round 3 fight will be a very close fight and will probably come down to defensive wins. (Good Luck to both teams!) This one is two closes to call.

Division 4: Was the tail of two sweeps. The Shogun Squad busted the Transmutation Squad in the mouth (42 to 14) and Likewise “The Wild maleficient slayyyeeeeeer APS!” cold-cocked “Collide Squad” in the same manner (44 to 19). My money is on The Shogun Squad for the Gold but a few tactical mistakes could swing the fight.

Division 5: Hosted what looks like an Orgy as yet again the “Freaky Creatures” just roll and give it up to “Villainous Deception” (32 to 17) & “The Brother Hood” go to 2 – 0 Drinking up all the Whiskey Squads liquor! (41 to 11). Round 3 looks like an easy Win for The Brother Hood! Wish I could join in – I like Freaks too!

Division 6: Turns out that “Renegades” are good at decrypting things to, with a (27 to 15) win over “Cryptic” moving to 2-0. While “Stange Things” happened to the “Super Squad” (21 to 18) moving us to a 2-0 vs 2-0 round 3 showdown. – This is another close one but my pick is “Renegades” for the Gold.

Division 7: What a Fight! “Pipers Pepper Patch” proved to much for “NEMESIS” Arrow made a last-second attempt to hit a winning shot but fell short of his target. (That was fun to watch) The Piper’s win (37 to 32) but it was really a lot closer than that. Meanwhile “Brilliance” spanked the Patrol Squad (34 to 19) Giving us another round 3 with a (2-0 vs. 2-0) matchup. This should be “Brilliance’s” to lose. (Prove me wrong Peter)

Division 8 :’s “Glory Hole” once again destroys their competition (36 to 17) & “Abomination” does the same with a (41 to 10) Victory. This Round 3 matchup is too close to call but there is always a Mystery around a Glory Hole!

Division 9: What can I say about D9 except for Contagion, Contagion, Contagion (105 to 65) “Army” has no chance in hell to stop this Contagion! Yes, they won against “Sunshine” (88 to 86) but I have to be honest guys, you might as well stay home for Round 3 and save the xp.

Division 10: “Living Lightning” left “Crown” without a hope for a kingdom (20 to 0) while “Revolution” picked up a win against “Gamma” (30 to 6). Round 3 will be over in a flash! But hey Lighting is naturally Gold anyway.

Division 11: “Darkness” found out just how “Cold” the competition was losing (67 to 17) falling to 0-2 while “Quaking” recovered with a (46 to 37) win moving to 1-1. What does all this mean for “Disorderly”? Well . . . Its going to be a "Cold" day in Hell before they win round 3. There can be only 1!

Division 12: This is another must-watch for round 3. “Vipers” took out “Platinum” (33 to 10) & Quizzical squeezed out a close win vs. “Insurrection.” (74 to 71) My money is on the Vipers to take the Gold in this upcoming 2-0 vs. 2-0 matchup, but its definitely going to be a close fight.

Division 13: “Mystic” summoned a monster and took out “OSO” (44 to 21). “Smoke” literally smoked the “Gladiators” (50 to 6). My round 3 production? That’s an easy one: The cards predict Mystic!

Finally in Division 14: Prowl (Spanked) “Candy” (26 to 10) Candy you know you liked it! Meanwhile the “Supreme Squad” took out those “Cape” pretenders (31 to 15). Round 3 Predictions? “Prowl”

Well that’s it for round 2’s recap and round 3 predictions, we will keep watching and Reporting from the “Butcher Shop Gazette”
this is Cαρƚαιɳ Aɱҽɾιƈα ID: 11122 – “I can do this all day”

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