SuperActionSports Team Sunday Shakedown

"...and it would appear that there is still no sign of the missing wildfowl. Now it's over to the SuperActionSports Team for the weekly round up."

"Thanks Kenny, and welcome to the Sunday Shakedown, brought to you by Final Judgements Snackbar and Hanzo's Ninja Dojo."

"What a week!"

"It has certainly been seven days."

"League Wars over and the action is still coming thick and fast."

"Talking of fast, we have seen The Fallen hit the cap first again. And he looks to be leading the way again since the most recent increase."

"He's a levelling machine. And talking of thick, I spoke with PhantomAmongPhantoms and the Island earlier today."

"I'm sure that's an 'interesting' interview."

"But before that League news..."

"We've seen Skelanimal leave Colony and start a WMD league, that's a name that used to inspire fear. It looks like the Avengers have started splintering into factions again."

"They seem to move about a lot, but I'm fairly sure that it's just a temporary switch."

"Any news on Legacy of Spawn?"

"They appear to be actively recruiting."

"Nice to see new blood getting a look in."

"And the Angels?"

"Seraphim or Anarchy?"

"Either"

"Looks like they are staying stable."

"Stable?"

"Well in terms of members rather than individual members"

"Fair enough. And the 5th Precinct leagues?"

"Well the Closer seems to have a number of supers at his disposal and they have created a few separate teams. We may see some transfers of members before next wars but that's to be expected."

"Fight Club results this week have seen Avengers take a lot of golds , with consistent showings from Colony, Seraphim Angels and the newly formed WMD."

"And the Mountain contest?"

"After a few contestant struggling to get on the action built all the way till the end. It did look like Skelanimal versus the Avengers in the top tier. And Colony/Area 51 showed strong in tier two."

"And a King of the Frogs tournament is now underway which we'll review next week"

"Any relevance to the frogs?"

"I think it's just Nova being a di ..."

"Thanks. And finally we have the interview with PhantomAmongPhantoms and the Island that we recorded earlier today... run the damn vt!"

"Thanks Island and Phantom for joining us today"

Phantom: "Thanks for having us."

Island: "Yeah, thanks guys"

"So League Wars your team managed to take the Division 1 title. How does that feel?"

Island: "I loved it, them Colonists put up a fight"

"I understand you had a theory about their tactics?"

Phantom: "Don't ask him about the penguins!"

Island: "Are you asking do I believe in F.P.P?  Flying Penguin Phenomenon? Absolutely. Without question. And as was proven during League Wars, my suspicions were proven true. The sneaky Michael Jacksonesque avians tried to kamikaze us!!!"

Phantom: "Now look what you've done... probably start on about the catapults again!"

"About that, throwing baby killer whales doesn't seem very eco-friendly"

Island: "Look, the Avengers are a very green-friendly organization... We have a can recycling bin in the employee lounge. Heretic is known to go on at least two dates before trading his date in for a younger model. White Widow farms... Stuff. But in war the gloves come off!!! You put me in a war with Seraphim Angels? I'm shooting satan out of a catapult! Baptized in blood? They are getting a Jesus missile and 6 Apostles Creeds. You play to win the game. By any means necessary."

Phantom: "We didn't actually throw any orcas. Not gonna lie after me and Quark finished Fallen 'shine stash it did seem like a really good idea."

Island: "It was a solid idea."

Phantom: "But Rakly said no..."

"You do seem to have a solid team structure in the Avengers, it looks like a working dynamic."

Phantom: "Rakly says that there's no "i" in team. We all have stuff to do, mainly I'm told to stay out of the bar and that takes a lot of doing. But it's important we all have stuff that contributes to the whole. It's like that saying, about men, probably not allowed to use it today cos it's like gender something and Mack says we have to be nicer to people who are confused, but not like generally confused, they're just stupid, but what was it? Yeah, no man is an island"

Island: "No man is an island?  Are you calling me a B!+(#?!?! I'll fight you. I swear I'll fight you. Right now!!! Put up your penguin beaters... Let's dance!!!"

Phantom: "But like Mack says a man can identify as an island."

Island: "I can!"

Phantom: "That's your right, don't let nobody tell you otherwise."

Island: "Thanks bro, love you, no homo!"

"So Island, on the subject, I have a question from one of our viewers. What is your favourite Island?"

Island: "Damn, solid question. I have numerous islands close to my heart. Alcatraz obviously... Torture, pain, misery, shark infested freezing waters with an undertow... Whats not to love? Also Australia... I love that island. Lots of deadly animals... And Quark's from there..."

Phantom:  "You know Australia is a continent right?"

Island: "Does it have water all around it?

Phantom: "I mean... Techn..."

Island: "Therefore its an island."

Phantom: "It is surrounded by water but..."

Island: "Big ass island."

(Awkward pause) (inaudible muttering from Phantom.)

Islan:d "My favorite island though is the one from the movie "the beach" tremendous acting job from DiCaprio . White sand... Crystal clear water... Hot chicks... Bonfire parties... Shark eats the swedish people... Tragic... Looooooved it!!!"

Phantom: "He was better in that Gilbert Grape"

Island: "Nah that was Depp."

Phantom: "You might be right."

"Looking at the heroe scene right now how do you feel about the next League Wars?

Phantom: "It'll happen."

"Any predictions?"

Island: "My prediction for the next league wars is somewhat in flux currently... Skelanimal has made things interesting. He's reopened the doors to WMD. And peaked the interest of several former WMD alumni. Moves continue to be made across the world. But we all know, as it stands right now... Line em up... Avengers in four!!!

Phantom: "Three"

Island: "Even better!"

"And are there heroes our there that you think will make the breakthrough to top level super soon?"

Island: "There are a lot of guys on the rise in our world right now. Nightshadow and Frozen Whips continue to impress. But one would be amiss to not mention Moonrider and Starscream. These kids are coming out the gates hot. Helicopter dick melee you know what I mean? Starscream has the potential to be the second best looking toon in Avengers... "

Phantom: "Third

Island: "Even better!"

Phantom: "I think Whips is pretty classy and that Gentleman he's always like, you know, just there. ChaChing and Starscream  are just nasty in a good way. And I'm betting Hanzo has some ninja pirates waiting to emerge from his dojo."

"Well thanks guys. Good luck with the super-ing"

Phantom: "Cheers mate, Oyster later? You coming Island?!"

"That was the Avengers' very own Island and PhantomAmongPhantoms. We'll be back with you next week with all the news on your SuperActionSports Team Sunday Shakedown."

"Now it's back to Kennie in the studio."

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(Transcription courtesy of Ben Roberts.)