“Hello fright fans, err ah, fight fans. This is Scary Harry coming to you straight outta coffin to report on LWS 10 TRICK OR TREAT. It’s gonna be spook-tacular. I bet you thought you stuck in that déjà vu loop forever. Just joking. My trick and treat. Here’s a piece of candy corn.”
“Okay ghosts and ghouls, Scary Harry here revealing the scores on this cursed night. Pookie is taking the evening off. She’s having a friend over for dinner and I bet they taste like chicken. You know, its Saturday night and Pookie just loves some Netflix and kill. Oh well, ghouls just wanna have fun.”
“Here are the final results for round 1 of LWS 10 – TRICK OR TREAT.”
“In division 1 WMD drops the bomb on 5th Precinct’s Omniversal Traffic Cops 190-12 and the Avengers - Stormtroopers of Death reign fire over the Angel of Sorcery 101-4.
Division 2 The Ravagers thought they were fighting the Auto bots, they were deceived. The Decepticons win 57-38 and Legacy of Spawn cast down the Seraphim Angels 50-40. Two great battles.
In Division 3, Apocolyp$e Now ended the 5th Precinct’s Kung Fu Hustle 45-14. villains’ Inc seeks out and destroys the Hunter/Killers 70-42.
Division 4 has the Creatures of the Night getting a handful of pebbles and the loss by Colony 51, 101- 18. Careful Creatures, some of those pebbles aren’t stones. The 5th Precinct’s Omniversal Guardians get the ‘W’ against Tygger’s Freakshow 75-13.
Division 5 had two no shows witch gives the Mercs and The Infected easy passes on round 1. Boo hiss Boo to the Galaxy Rangers and the Aussie Freaks. Always give it a go.
In division 6, Law and Disorder were beaten by a Stacked Deck 70-29 and despite having a traitor in their midst, 5th Precinct’s DarkSide put up one heck of a fight against The Star Force but fall short in a nail bitter in the final seconds 58-56. Make better choices next time, DarkSide. Maybe you need to offer better cookies...
Time for the rundown for divisions 7-10. There were a ton of great fights.
Division 7
Time’s Arrow 174, Scottish Claymores 77.
The Justice League 19, Magnificent Seven 69.
Freaks of Nature 24, Hang Over Gang 104.
Pain Inc 6, BORG 0. No assimilation here.
Time’s Arrow 174, Scottish Claymores 77.
The Justice League 19, Magnificent Seven 69.
Freaks of Nature 24, Hang Over Gang 104.
Pain Inc 6, BORG 0. No assimilation here.
Division 8
NobleGates 62, Star Force, Junior League 2.
5th Precinct Mortal Kombat 53, Loon Platoon 3.
Mojo’s Dojo 117, Macgregor’s ,5.
FireFly Fun Haus 10, Suffering 27.
NobleGates 62, Star Force, Junior League 2.
5th Precinct Mortal Kombat 53, Loon Platoon 3.
Mojo’s Dojo 117, Macgregor’s ,5.
FireFly Fun Haus 10, Suffering 27.
Division 9
The A-Team 52, L.U.S.H. 72. A plan didn’t come together.
The Purple Onion 21, Raider Nation 34. Onions got peeled.
BomB X Squad 68, Jeffery League 51 goose egg 0.
The NWO 9, Rock “n’ Wrestling Connection 73. More Figure 4’s please.
The A-Team 52, L.U.S.H. 72. A plan didn’t come together.
The Purple Onion 21, Raider Nation 34. Onions got peeled.
BomB X Squad 68, Jeffery League 51 goose egg 0.
The NWO 9, Rock “n’ Wrestling Connection 73. More Figure 4’s please.
Division 10
Notorious 7 zilch, Deth 14.
Notorious 7 zilch, Deth 14.
Lothlorien 117, House of Aristata 98. Super fight.
Pirates Cave 34, HellsGate 95. Guess gates are better than caves.
HAZZARD 42, Mutant League 24.
Pirates Cave 34, HellsGate 95. Guess gates are better than caves.
HAZZARD 42, Mutant League 24.
That concludes the rundown of division 7-10 and they were all super fights.
That’s a mummy wrap on the round 1 final scores. Get rested up and heal your wounds. Round 2 will be here before you know it. Now that this report is finished, I’m gonna catch up with Pookie and see if there are any leftovers. I bet there are, I can feel it in my bones. Till round 2, creeps it real. Scare ya later."
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