Welcome back fright fans to the exciting conclusion of the division 7, round 2 die-breaker between Time’s Arrow and The Magnificent Seven. At the end of regulation time, these two leagues had scores of 78-78, resulting in 8 hour overtime period. I bet you’re wondering how it turned out. Well, Scary Harry is gonna tell ya.
The die-breaker started with smack talk between the two tired and worn out teams.
Mag 7 started with, “Time’s Arrow can’t tell time and ya’ll shoot with curved arrows!”
Time’s Arrow retorted, “Oh yeah!?. Well Mag 7 shoots blanks and can’t hit the broad side of a barn!
Mag 7 was like, “Your mummy was a head haunter!”
Time’s was like, “You know where ugly kids come from?.... ask yo mummy!”
Mag 7’s leader, Razors Edge went and double poked Chaoren right in the eyes and Chaoren shoved a finger up each one of Razor’s nostrils and pushed up.
Everyone else started fighting by then.
Tom MacDonald cancelled Valliss with a Colossal Rage.
Chaoren gets struck down by Razor’s Thunderstrike.
Der Engel de-feets Vambat with a burger bomb.
The battles rage on into early morning hours until neither team had any fight left. It was a bloody horrible site. I love it, but there has to be a winner and now we have one.
I am happy to report, that as I laid comfortably asleep in my coffin, that after all the blood and guts battles were settled, the victors of division 7, round 2 are Time’s Arrow, 145-122. Outstanding job to both teams for a terribly entertaining die-breaker round. Each of your teams get an extra piece of candy corn as my treat. Now get rested up, ya’ll have to do it again tonight after the clock strikes midnight