“Hello ghosts and ghouls, this is Scary Harry watching The Exorcist Does Exorcises – A Devil of a Workout. I’m just choking; I’m here at LWS 10 – TRICK OR TREAT – ROUND 2 with Spooky Pookie to update you specters, err, spectators on the ongoing action.
Pookie, I got say, your friends left over ribs tasted great, maybe use a lil more of Rosemary’s Baby Seasoning.
Well Pookie, let us take a look and give a quick update on some of the action.
In division 1 we see that WMD kicking names and taking as…..Oh look, a vampire. I hate vampires. They’re such a pain in the neck, always complaining about their stake.
Division 3 has a pretty decent battle going with 666 Apocolyp$e Now leading the Hunter/Killers 67-44.
Division 4 has 5th Precinct’s Omniversal Guardians and The Creatures of the Night ties at 45-45.
Division 6 looks kind of strange but despite Dark Side being down a player, they are leading Law and Disorder 42-36.
Division 7 is having an old school shootout with pistols and arrows. Time’s Arrow is trying to keep time with The Magnificent Seven and their pistols….come on, watch a movie people. Time’s Arrow trails 64-54.
In division 9, L.U.S.H. and The NWO need to get in the fight as they both remain scoreless.
Division 10 is even worse. Six teams have yet to show up or out. Only battle kicking in division 10 is Pirates Cave verses Mutant League and the Pirates have the Mutants walking a plank. Great fight guys. Thanks for the action. The other six teams need to wake up. They got shi….stuff to do. Come on and show us what you got.
That is all for now, Pookie and eye will be back at the end of round two for the final results. Shank you for dropping in.”