Good evening, folks. Harry Wankman here for WHRT News reporting on the 2nd round of LEAGUE WARS: DUELS and folks, today, I've seen stuff you wouldn't believe. So many new folks with weird powers, it's enough to make you scratch your head and go, "Huh?" Reminds me of a crazy story about duels ole' Tyler Rager used to tell. I'll tell it the best I can and then get to round 2 results. It goes something like this.
Ladies and gentlemen skinny and scout, I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about. The admission is free so pay at the door. Now pull out a chair and sit on the floor.
On one bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back-to-back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
The blind man came to see fair play. The mute man came to shout hooray. The deaf policeman heard the noise and came to stop those two dead boys.
He lived on the corner, in the middle of the block, in a two-story house on a vacant lot. A man with no legs came walking by and kicked the lawman in his thigh.
He crashed through a wall without making a sound. Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned. A long black hearse came to cart him away, but he ran for his life and is still gone today.
I watched from the corner of the table. The only eyewitness to facts of my fable. If you doubt my lies are true, just ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Pretty crazy duels story huh? So were some of these duels battles. Let's check out the results of round 2.
The strongest leagues are in division 1 and the two strongest this day were CHAOS THEORY and WMD NEW ORDER. CHAOS THEORY spread the chaos and crush The Disenchanted Brüte Squad,96-10. WMD - NEW ORDER obliterated the Super Freaks, 142-1. The CHAOS THEORY and WMD is going to be the one to watch in the third round.
In division 2, Colony 5¹ shut down The S.H.O.P. 5¹, 122-15 but watch out for their new guy Nightwing. He's gonna hurt somebody. Outlaws Inc break all traffic laws of 5th Precinct: Omniversal Traffic Cops, 91-35. No tickets given this day and no invites to the policeman's ball because Cops don't have ba... on to division 3 before I get arrested for decent exposure.
Division 3 has the Fortress of Solitude has the CREATURES OF THE NIGHT searching for some light where there is none. Night falls, 127-25 and the Super Freak Squad get freaky on the 5Th Precinct: Omniversal Guardians. The Guardians take the loss, 127-90.
The SERAPHIM ANGELS and Aussie Freaks had a super close battle but the Angels shine with a 56-54 victory. Battle Born was born to battle and it shows. They destroy The Justice League 111-16. Nice round division 4.
In division 5, Outlaws Inc 2 put an end to the SOB HUNTER /KILLER's hunt for gold with a 109-14 victory. BAD MOON RISING de-wing the Angels Of Sorcery, 76-44. Bad Moon, Bad Moon.
Stacked Deck were immune to the INFECTED and survive this division 6 battle with an 82-70 win. INFECTED almost had that dollar, got a be a little faster. Avengers 5¹ Walking Dead bite hard and Tygger’s Freak Show loses by a tail, 50-3. That was Pooh pun.
In division 7, PAIN inc bring the pain to the SOB SOCIETY OF MEMBERS OF DISMEMBERED, 95-23 and B๏wtie Karaoke sing sing sing while they shut down The W.a.r.e.h.o.u.s.e, 41-17.
In division 8, ᗷOᗰᗷ❌Sᑫᑌᗩᗪ detonate all over the Freak Frequency, 66-7. Geez, I hope they got some fresh towels. The Freaks of Nature out freak the New Freaks. 129-29.
The SOB MEAT LOCKER rack some ribs at the MacGregors in division 9 and take the win, 50-0. The PRIDE OF LIONS feels the SUFFERING's power. The lions sleep tonight, 23-8.
In division 10, ᗷOᗰᗷ❌Sᑫᑌᗩᗪ 2 go boom on The King's Gambit, 29-0. ᗷOᗰᗷ❌Sᑫᑌᗩᗪ 3 overthrow the SOB OVERLORD, 37-25.
In division 11, Barbarianz are a no show verses the LOST SOULS. Barbarianz lose 22-0. 9PLANETS ORBITING win vs a forfeiting RAIDERS, 36-0.
In round 2, division 12, we see the SURFERS hang ten while H.E.A.T Team 1: Hazerdous Environment Assault Teams didn't even make it to the beach. SURFERS win, 28-0. The SPIRITS take the win from The SCAVENGERS OF WASTLAND who also don't seem to like the beach, 7-0.
In division 13, H.E.A.T Team 2: Hazerdous Environment Assault Teams rub out Spex on the Beach with 47-14 win and the SOB:NEST OF VIPERS strike a poisonous blow to FREE CITY. 24-2.
In the leagues of division 14, Team Air, Water, Earth, Fire, Fan and Sword and Krew of Konquest went hard in battle but there will be no conquest for Konquest tonight, they lose by a small margin of 26-23. Despite the name, turns out, the Bridge to Nowhere lead to a Los Jefes loss, 61-50. Two very close battles. Good show. Good show.
Last but not least, in division 15, Ivalice Alliance steal the color from Kolor Krew,12-10. Va Va Voom get the big bite from TEAM COBRA, 7-0. Tempest Forged win over BYE bye birdy by forfeit, 24-0 and the best battle of division 15 was Sextant Knights over What you thought you were the only one? by only one win. The Knights take the W, 35-34. Keep that action going into round 3.
As I said at the top of the story, new folks with weird powers put on a great show. The championship round starts soon. Make changes to suits if needed and get some rest. This has been Harry Wankman for WHRT News. Signing off.
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