“Good evening folks, I’m Waddlesworth of Penguins Inc. here with special guest announcer Aquadude. Welcome to SeaNN, your source for all things aquatic.”
“Thanks for joining us here tonight Aquadude, Protector of the Sea and Red Lobster’s best supplier. I hear you can get anything on the menu, from herring to flounder to crabs. I’ll take three orders of the first two but you can keep the crab. They are some dodgy little critters.”
“Since you are the special guest for League Wars Aquatic it would be an honor if you start off the show with the results from Division 1.”
“Thank you Waddlesworth. Nice suit, by the way. I will and may add my thanks to you Nova for the invitation. These events really get me moi… um, excited. It would be my pleasure to announce the results for round 1.”
“In round 1, WMD faced down one of three 5th Precinct teams in division 1. They destroyed the 5th Precinct PSYCHO SQUAD, but not before the underdog. Zanazola Merlio scored a defensive win against Skelanimal. Kudos’s to Zanazola on that victory.”
“The Traffic Cops put Galactic in the lock-up with an arresting win.
“That was an awesome battle, Aquadude. He did just like I said in prep, walks right up to me, and pokes me in the eye. He literally poked him right in the eye, just like Curly from that ole stooge show, and then done a shuffle after his win. It’s too bad that WMD pokes back. The 5th will recover to fight in the next round.”
“In Division 2, The Alpha Dogs bite the Angels of Sorcery for a win, and the Villain’s steal the night from Into the Darkness. What was the outcome in Division 3, Aquadude?”
“Well, Waddlesworth, Division 3’s Avengers 51 put down the Hunter Killers and the Seraphim Angels fall to the Legacy of Spawn in a very close match up.”
“Division 4 saw my guys at Penguins Inc. take out the Scottish Claymores and Avengers 51 EAD defeats the 5TH Kung Fu Hustle.”
“Division 5 has Creatures of the Night, 5th Precinct’s Dark Side, Merc Babes and Bastards, and Avengers 51, all winNING their respective battles. Tell us about Division 6, Aquadude.”
“Division 6 has Deep Cover winning a close round over the Star Force. Time’s Arrow, Pain Inc. and Avengers 51 also win their battles quite easily.”
“Also, in Division 7, Stacked Deck, NobleGates, and 5th Precinct’s Mortal Kombat take the wins, but the Magnificent Seven shows their magnificence over What’s the First Rule in a 77-13 victory."
"What is the first rule, Waddlesworth?”
“I could tell you, Aquadude, but then I’d have to kill ya...."
"I’m just joking there, Aquadude, We don’t talk about the first rule. Let’s just look at Division 8.”
“Division 8 saw The Villain’s minis, Mojo’s Dojo, and Avengers 51 Ibuprofen win their matchups, but the best fight of Division 8 was Suffering putting the Infected out of their misery, 53-21.”
“Aquadude, Division 9 sees the Loon Platoon, MACGREGORS, and Star Force: Junior League with wins, and sees a last-minute tie between L.U.S.H. and the Purple Onion. L.U.S.H. wins in overtime breaking the tie at 131-108. Congratulations on a hard-fought victory.”
“Finish up with the results of the new division, Division 10, Aquadude.”
“Sure thing, Waddlesworth. I’ll be glad to.”
“In Division 10, these new teams just put their toes in the League War’s water, so to speak, feeling out what it’s like to be in a League War for the first time, Guess they have to start somewhere. Here is the line-up and results."
"Notorious7 beats the NWO 1-0. Quacksville beats Wild Wave Surf Club 12-0. The Soldiers of Fortune take Lothlorien 16-3 and Rock ‘N’ Wrestling Connection defeats Mutant League 33-4. All great were fights. Keep up the power building.”
“Thanks, Aquadude, and now for the wrap-up.”
“This has been Waddlesworth of Penguins Inc., and Aquadude at SeaNN bringing you the round 1 result for LWS9 Aquatic."
"Round 2 will begin shortly. Join us for those results as they come in tomorrow. Congratulations to all the winning teams and get some rest for round 2. Good night, sleep tight, and don’t let the water bugs bite.”
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