By Todd Goode
“This is Glacier and Oswald Thaddeus Frosterton I reporting and Baby its cold outside and it’s time for League Wars 6 and it is gonna be Frosty.”
“That’s right Glacier, Nova has called together the leagues to compete on the frozen tundra of Siberia and that is frosty enough to wear two sets of long handles under our super hero tights.”
“With the new 1/3 rule now in effect, most of the leagues have huddled together not just for warmth but for extra strength and some just thought it was just too cold and are waiting for the summer games to show their strength. It’s gonna be an interesting league war. New teams and alliances will be forged for combat in this frigid place. There are seven divisions for FROSTY LWS 6, let’s get a quick preview of the leagues competing in the divisions.”
“Hey Glacier, before we start I got to show you something.”
“I look up just in time to catch a barrage of icy snowballs to the head. Oswald chunks those snowballs pretty fast. I wasn’t ready and threatened to make Oswald a nice mug of hot chocolate, literally. “
“I was just showing you my Frostuary balls.”
“Well, now is not the time to play with your Frostuary balls Oswald, we got work to do.”
“You’re right Glacier. Let’s do that preview now and quit playing around. Start it off with division 1.”
“Well in division 1, it’s WMD and the Angels of Sorcery competing against The 5thOmniversal Traffic Cops and the 5th Galactic. One if these ice giants will come out on top and the rest will just melt away.”
“Division 2 is gonna have cold beat down. Avengers 51 and Into the Darkness would make a great fight. Who do you like for division 3 Oswald?”
“I think the second Avengers 51 team vs. Legacy of Spawn would be pretty cool division 3 bout there Glacier. One or the other will suffer from cryogenic frostbite.”
“Oh yeah, that would make a good fight there Oswald. I’d like to see the Creatures of the Night face the third string Avengers 51 team for division 4. Who has the bigger ice bolts?
“Don’t know Glacier, we’ll just have to wait and see but division 5 are going to have some frigid fights. The A-Team, Pain, the 5th Code Blue and Avengers 51 team fourth string team are just a few teams sure to put on a heck of fighting exhibition.”
“How many strings does Avengers 51 have anyway Glacier?”
“Enough strings to play a small banjo Oswald. Division 6 has a few teams I like. Mojo’s Dojo, the 5th Brutality and yep, Avengers 51 has a 5thstring all can put up great fights with a touch of ice attack. Who do you like for a division 7 fight Oswald?”
“For division 7, I like Suffering vs. the Loon Platoon or the Devious Dozen. I just like the names. Any of them can take the gold home.”
“Well Oswald, that’s a great run down of the divisions for FROSTY LWS 6. Any of these match-ups will make for a great first round of competition for the championship belts. We’ll have to wait and see how the snowflakes fall to know for sure. This has been Glacier and Oswald Thaddeus Frosterton I reporting, till round 1 for more updates. Good luck to all the leagues.”
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