LEAGUE WARS 6 – A FROSTY ROUND 1 UPDATE

 BY: Todd Goode id# 12205

“This is Glacier and Oswald Thaddeus Frosterton, reporting at the halfway-point of Round 1 of FROSTY LWS 6. The fighting has been furious and nonstop for hours now and its time for a little update of the divisions, but before we take a look at some of the notables, Oswald, would you like some hot tea to knock off the cold?”

“That’s a good one, Glacier. You’re a real funny ice hole; you know hot tea turns me into mush! But, if you have some liquid nitrogen, I’ll take a tall glass of that.”

“I’ll get right on that Oswald, right after we give this update. What has been your favorite fight of Division 1 so far my frozen friend?”

“Well Glacier, I have to say, in Division 1, I really enjoyed the match up of the Angels of Sorcery’s Lucky vs. the 5th’s Omniversal Traffic Cop's Tri-Blade. Lucky was able to finish Tri-Blade with his Physical strength and by turning the floor into lava beneath him. Tri-Blade is a little crispy but he’ll be back hopefully with some ice bolts to counter and freeze anymore lava. Currently, The Omniversal Traffic Cops lead this round easily 110-15. Which fight did you like in Division 2 there, Glacier?”

“Oswald, I’d have to say Malice of Into the Darkness vs. Seraphim of Seraphim Angels was a great fight. Seraphim fall to Malice’s giant fist power. Into the Darkness currently leads the first round 78 fight wins to 30.”

“I also enjoyed watching Division 3 competitor Starmaster from the Legacy of Spawn defeat Hunter Killer’s top guy, the Mighty Quim Reaper, with a massive cold front and some very icy breath. Reaper tries to make a hit at the end but goes down taking some heavy nightmare damage. Legacy of Spawn currently leads Round One with 94 wins to 63. It’s going to a nice solid round and can’t wait to see how it ends.”

“Me too, Glacier. And in Division 4, we have a very close round between the Red Guard’s Omen and Sammy of the 5th Precinct: Space Force. Omen narrowly defeats Sammy in a back and forth barrage of attacks. The Omen defeats Sammy with his icy bolts and only 16 hit points left to spare. I’d call that a great fight. Currently though, the 5th Precinct: Space Force leads this round 37 wins to 35. This round is too close to call. What’s happening in Division 5?”

“I couldn’t agree more Oswald. The best fight so far of Division 5 has been between the Star Force’s Lykos and 5th Precinct: Code Blue’s Uncle Sam. Unfortunately, Uncle Sam took a Tree Drill the hard way and won’t be sitting anytime soon. Currently, The Star Force has 61 wins to Code Blue’s 12.”

“Ouchie!! That has to smart a bit, Glacier, Uncle Sam had better put some ice on that. Division 6 has The Magnificent Seven making The 5th Precinct: Night Shift looking for some day work. MS7 currently leads the round 60-23 and this just in, it appears that the Freaks of Nature have made a big leap from behind to take the lead over the 5th Precinct: Buddy Cops, 44-42. That is outstanding. What is the news of Division 7 my good frosty buddy?”

“Oswald, the most notable match up in Division 7 is Firefly Fun Haus has totally routed The 5th Precinct: Kung Fu Hustle 151-1. Can Kung Fu Hustle work on their katas and have a come from behind victory? It will be difficult but anything is possible.”

“That concludes the midway point update of FROSTY LWS 6. Join us at the conclusion of Round 1 for the final scores. This has been Glacier and Oswald Thaddeus Frosterton reporting."

“I can’t believe you called me an ice hole, Oswald….”