Hi, sports fans its that time again League wars 6.
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I'm Chris Burly, and joining me in the broadcast booth is the legendarily Dak Trickle...
Before we run down the scores, why don’t you give us some color commentary on how everything leads up to the big show, Dak.
Thank you, Chris. I think the lead up of league wars 6 can be best described with these words.
Chaos and pandemonium.
Teams were trading players as fast as possible to make the league's deadline.
It has truly made for some strange team combinations. Like the Area 51 /Avengers team-up. The last time I checked even the Avenger was not even an Avenger. Although Avenger the Avenger does have a ring to it.
Wow, Dak! Surely you cant agree with this Avenger / Area 51 team up?
I do not, Chris! And don't ever call me Shirley! (At least not while we are on the air.) ....MOVING ON. In another strange team combination is the Pain / Area 51 team. Strange because it was members of that Area 51 team that barely edged out Pain for the league wars championship.
Thanks, Dak For that inside look into the prewar team work up. Now we go to the final seconds of round one.
In division one we have:
WMD Black Order blanking the 5ths Galactic 130 to zero.
Also the 5th Precinct: Omniversal Traffic Cops over the Angels of Sorcery 128-22.
Excuse me Chris did you say 130-0? That Team Captain must be madder than a mosquito in a mannequin factory!
Once again you missed the point. Dak. It is an honor just to play in division one. You or I can't even come close to doing that. So here is a Kudos to all those who have put the time and work in just to be in division one. Good Job!
Anyways onto division 2
It was Avengers/51 beating ~ƝMĐŞ~┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ 127-20.
ꆜƗŇŦØ ŦĦ€ ĐΔŘҜŇ€ŞŞꆜ over Seraphim Angels 92-44.
In division 3, we have Avengers/51 over the ᎮᏕყƈɧơ Ꮥϙųąɖ: Ìռנʊֆȶɨƈɛ ㄥέคɠยέ 142-0
Legacy of Spawn over Sob Hunter/killers 116-68.
Division 4 we have Red Guard over 5th P Space Force 94-67
Avengers/51 over ‡ Ɽ₲-₵ⱤɆ₳₮ɄⱤɆ₴ Ø₣ ₮ⱧɆ ₦ł₲Ⱨ₮ ‡ 111-7
Tygger's Freakshow losing to Suicide Squad 47- 125
5 th P Instigators over Aussie freaks 125-4
Division 5 has
Area 51/Avengers over NMDS 158-10
The Star Force over 5th P Code Blue 79-12
Pain over Cowboy est 86-19
A-Team over 5th P Wise Guys 123 -12
Division 6 has
Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ over 5th P Night Shift 68-44
Avengers/51 over 5th P Brutality 72 -46
NobleGates over Mojos Dojo 51-9
5th P Buddy Cops over Freaks of Nature 56-52
Division 7... We're not sure what went on in Division 7.
But we did have that one interesting battle.
51 Wild Cards dropped a close one to Destruction 13-35.
It should be noted that if you join a team, you are expected to play. Teams don’t run themselves.
Let's take a closer look at the fight in Division 7 Wildcards vs Destruction...
I just happen to know the Wildcard Captain. He has Captained teams in both games and is very good at it... So the only way this happens is if players sign up but don’t show up.
C'mon, guys... I know it is division 7... But you wouldn't dare do this in the upper divisions.
I don’t even want to talk about that 0-0 score.
Other than it was a defensive struggle.