By Todd Goode
“This is Glacier and Oswald Thaddeus Frosterton the 1st reporting in the closing moments of FROSTY LWS 6 – ROUND 2 with the final scores. Round 2 has been good for some teams and not so much for others. We watched some great action didn’t we Oswald?”
“We sure did Glacier. We witnessed some blowouts and some close bouts and even discovered a family unit fighting for a spots on the medal podium.’
“We should go ahead and run down the final tallies so the fighters can get some rest and relaxation before round 3 starts. I’m sure there are some that need immediate medical attention.”
“I agree Oswald, we should start right away.”
“In division 1, The Angels of Sorcery forgot their spell books and goose egged against WMD, 97-0 and the 5th Precinct Omniversal Traffic Cops locked down the yellow boot on the 5th Precinct: Galactic’s spaceship, 205-44 and to make matters worse, Galactic didn’t get any tickets to the policeman’s ball.”
“No tickets to the policeman’s ball? That’s just ain’t right Glacier. In division 2, Avengers 51 1st broke some Seraphim Angel Halo’s, 167-21. However, Into the Darkness and NMDS had a close scoring match. NMDS’ KZAZ helped to put a nail the coffin of Darkness’. KZAZ defeats Orion Star with Release the Bats and that ain’t no joke but it is a little batty. NMDS wins 68-62. Good show teams.”
“There was no joking around in division 3 either Oswald. Avengers 512ndteam searched and destroyed the Hunter/Killers, 152-0. Legacy of Spawn put straightjackets on Psycho Squad: Injustice League, 108-17. It’s back to the Sanatorium for the Squad.”
“That’s just crazy Glacier. Oops. My pun slipped. In division 4, the 5th Precinct: Instigators started with the Red Guard and finished the Red Guard, 119-7. Beastmode of Avengers 513rd string beats Suicide Squad’s fake Slither with his Retro Warrior attack to get the 138-7 victory. Tygger’s Freak Show defeats the Creatures of the Night 112-66. 5th Precinct: Space Force overtakes the Aussie Freaks 96-38. No fun for the guys from down under.”
“Division 5 results have Pain Inc stopping the Star Force 79-23. Avengers 51 3rdstring turns The A-Team into the b-team with a 178-60 victory. NMDS 2 defeats the 5th Precinct: Wise Guys 40-24. That makes two wins for the NMDS crews in round 2. I guess the Wise Guys didn’t don’t like red balloons Oswald. The last bout in division 5 has the 5th Precinct: Code Blue falls to the Illiterate Cowboys Est. 87-12. Can we queue up The Rapping Duke for the Cowboys on the old cassette player Oswald? I loved that song. Da-Haa -- Da-Haa. Shoot us some division 6 scores while I finish listening to the Rapping Duke.”
“Okay Glacier. You’re showing your age with that one. In division 6 The Magnificent Seven out fight the 5th Precinct: Buddy Cops 90-17. NobleGates fell to Avengers 51 5thstring 85-28. Mojo’s Dojo gets a dose of beat down from the 5th Precinct: Brutality, 101-24. The 5th Precinct: Night Shift works overtime on the Freaks of Nature 91-41. That was a super round of fighting for division 6.”
“It sure was Oswald. The winners of division 7 was Suffering over the S7 team 17-1. The Destruction team wins over FireFly Fun Haus 31-2. Wild[51]cards deal 5thPrecinct: Kung Fu Hustle a loss, 58-2 and in a pleasant surprise, the Loon Platoon was more devious than the Devious Dozen with a 153-53 win. I knew that Chihuahua was vicious.”
“Overall, a good round 2 Oswald. Round 3 will be even better. The teams will have a big meal and a day of rest to get their strength back just in time for the final round. For FROSTY LWS 6, this has been Glacier and Oswald Thaddeus Frosterton the 1st reporting. Good night and good luck in the finals fighters.”
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