Tuesday, June 14, 2022

Faction Wars Round 2 Complete

Todd Goode #12205

Greetings from Deathscythe the Watcher. The last round of battles grow neigh but first let us see who among you are the conqueror and who is who is the conquered of round 2. Let us see who is a step closer to my dungeon’s training pit. It’s so glorious to witness such sweet suffering.

In division 1, WMD shuts down The Hanzo Ninja Clan Dojo, 1066-121. Those ninja are tricky though. I feel the future will see a return of the dojo. The 5th Precinct: Intergalactic Task Force feels the grip of tentacles of Hydra’s top team and are squashed, 1077-10.

In division 2, I have seen the tentacles of Hydra 2 spread out and lay waste to the fighters of the SOB Hunter/Killer Confederation, 548-110. In another spectacle of horrors, The Freaks of Nature are cut down by a Stacked Deck, 969-564. This battle was admirable. There is hope for nature at a future time. It just wasn’t in the cards this round.

In the 3rd division, the BombXSquad have exploded all over the Bowtie Mafia, 275-96. Sorry Big Don. It has been said that if the Hydra loses a head, two more will grow back in its place. Look, children that is a lot of head. Hydra’s 3rd team blasts The Star Force: Constellation, 546-186.

In division 4, the SOB Faction of Vipers falls flat to Bowtie Karaoke’s second movement, 404-274. On a different note, I took great interest in the next battle, they were tied for a time during the battle but the MacGregors had the better plan and were successful against The ATeam, 383-320.

In division 5, I see that Wargar is defeated by the –Faction- , 126-21. SOB Overlord Alliance body slammed the NWO, 209-2. Let the Bodies hit the floor. Both of these factions could use some improvement in the pit.

Lastly, division 6. What abysmal performances all around with exception of the BombXSquad2 faction. They bombed the People Fund into bankruptcy, 408-20.Team Hammer defeats the Jr. Heroes 51-0. Jr. Zeroes is a more fitting name for this faction. Factions must at least make an appearance and attempt to strive for a victory. Guess who has one foot in my pit of sorrows?

Now that round 2 has concluded, by all means, enjoy your day of rest. Soon, the final day of battle will be upon us. We shall see to whom the spoils of war will go. Who will have a final chance at redemption and who shall inherit the pit of sorrows? BWA HA HA HA HAA.
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