Salutations, from Deathscythe my children. The day has come at last. Today is the day we learn the fates of the factions. Who are the vanquished and who are the vanquishers. Who are those that will have a date with destiny in my training pit? I have seen hubris, overzealousness and disappointment, also have I seen steady preparation, team work and the satisfaction of a well deserved victory by all in these faction wars. The matter is, some tilt when they should withdraw and yield but that is a lesson for another time. Still yet, these battles were entertaining. Let the announcements begin.
In the division 1 battles, Hydra’s top team upsets the favorites, Coalition, 777-419. VANQUISHED! The Hanzo Ninja Clan Dojo narrowly loses to the 5th Precinct: Intergalactic Task Force.655-679. VANQUISHED!
In the 2nd division, Hydra 2 cut the Stacked Deck, 596-47. Stacked Deck is VANQUISHED! SOB Hunter/Killer Confederation lay waste the Freaks of Nature, 1321-916. A valiant effort from nature but, VANQUISHED
In the 3rd division, Hydra 3 dismantles BombXSquad-Faction War, 353-97. The Bowtie Mafia, are seeing stars after being nuked by The Star Force: Constellation, 278-45. Bowtie Mafia and BombXSquad-Faction War, VANQUISHED!
In division 4, SOB Faction of Vipers ruins the ATeam, 372-337. ATeam that plan nearly came together. Better luck next time b team, YOU ARE VANQUISHED! Bowtie Karaoke sings a victory song over the MacGregors. MacGregors didn’t quite know all the words and are booted off the fighting stage, 579-511. VANQUISHED!
In the 5thdivision, Wargar are totaled by the SOB Overlord Alliance, 427-217. VANQUISHED! The –Faction- snuff out the NWO, 78-0. NWO IS VANQUISHED!
The fighters of the 6th division can do better. Team Hammer takes the win over The People’s Fund by a miniscule 1 win, 1-0. BombXSquad2 shows a better margin of victory, just barely, 74-0. I should vanquish you all with the exception of BombXSquad2, they show a little promise.
Now we know who was not up to par and are deficient in the ways of fighting skill. They will join me, Deathscythe, in my dungeon’s pit of sorrows. The vanquished should be removed to the …. Who keeps tapping on my shoulder? They shall feel my vengeance!
Oh!? Hey um Hi, ah Nova. Ahhh, what ah what can I can I do for you to .. tod … today?
First of all, Shinobi, you can close these Faction Wars properly. Second of all, there ain’t no pit of sorrows, thirdly, no one is being vanquished and lastly, quit using that blasted voice synthesizer. You sound ridiculous!
Awwwe! Dang it Nova! You never let me have any fuun!
Well folks, you heard the man. Many thanks to all that put these great teams together and all the fighters that, as always put on a great show. Thanks to the Devs for the twist on the league wars format. Perhaps we can keep it this way going forward. Now it is time to party or just to part.
**turns the voice synthesizer back on**
**turns the voice synthesizer back on**
NOW!! EVERYONE GET IN THE PIT!! BWA HA HA HA HAA!! JUST JOKING, the party pit that is.
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