"Well firstly I'd like to thank Director Nova and the BADGE team for putting in this event."
"You would?"
"No ... "
"Thought so"
"But seriously, let's look at the teams in action today. Four hours in and Division One and Two its looking like the obvious picks are all leading."
"5th Precinct SWAT aren't done against AoA"
"That's a controversial opinion..."
"You can't overlook an late comeback upset"
"Would you put your money on that?"
"Well ..."
"Division Three ... Night Shift look to have decided that hiding behind the bleachers may be the best tactic."
"Lets look at some action from that match ... here we can see Sevon Beaver lining up against ... is that RedHeaded Stepchild? First shot from Sevon rocks Stepchild."
"That ginger kid is reeling, out on his feet. Someone throw in the towel!"
"No towels here ... but Devon wraps it up, look at that Electro Man finishes. Not seen one like that since ..."
"Fallen vs Quark July '19"
"Yes! That Electro was Fallen-esque."
"I bet Fallens forgotten about that move."
"He'll be watching the highlights ..."
"So Wildcards 156-0 are we calling that match."
"Its done."
"WORMHOLE vs 6th Precinct."
"That early lead from Wormhole"
"Yes we saw the big hitters take lead off."
"NMDS not clowning about in the match with Cargo Cult"
"You can say that again!"
"I'd rather not ..."
"Realm Defenders Utd vs Tyggers Freak Show ... this is looking epic."
"Scored 11-13 after 4 hours, it's either to close to call or too dull to watch, either way let's look at Division Four."
"Total Vengeance vs Pain Inc is everyone's call for a final showdown."
"You'd think. But there's three 5th Precinct teams all in the huntnfor a medal."
"And there they are The Purple Onion..."
"People say that they made their biggest mistake when they entered!"
"I doubt that will be the biggest mistake that team will make."
"I think you may be right there."
"Anyway back to Kennie in the studio."
"Thanks guys ... we'll be back with the SuperActionSports Team in an hour or so... coming up we meet a woman who claims that she wasn't impregnated by Super Rakly, and a dog that thinks he's a sausage. We'll be back after these messages"
(Transcription courtesy of Ben Roberts aka PhantomAmongPhantoms)
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