Only someone truly fearless, such as myself, would dare brace certain denizens of our fair city for an interview. Today, while feeling somewhat uneasy about it, I made the decision that I would risk my life for one such interview... and I was glad I did...
K: Can you tell us your name, or would you prefer your Hero designation/code name?
FH: My name is Fuma Hanzo.
K: Are you working thru B.A.D.G.E. or are you independent?
FH: I work for Hydra.
K: Are you currently in a League, and if so, would you care to tell us about it?
FH: I am in Avengers. They are an Olympus class team. While there are a few Olympus class heroes not in Avengers, the majority of Olympus class players are in Avengers.
K: Can you tell us a little about your powers? Are all of your powers Morphon based?
K: Do you have a sidekick?
FH: Yes. And a roundhouse. Inside and outside crescent kicks. You name it. I have pretty much every kick in my arsenal.
K: No, I meant...nevermind...
K: Could you tell us a little about your origin?
FH: The Zigonians had manufactured a civil war in my father's kingdom. During the war, he sent my pregnant mother to Earth where she could give birth to me in safety. She did not survive and I was born prematurely.
Later, after the war was over, my father sent for me and I returned home. Many years later, the Zigonians attacked directly during my wedding ceremony. The devastation was both quick and unexpected. I grabbed my bride and a handful of loyal comrades and escaped back to Earth.
However, a bounty hunter followed us and caught up with us just outside Earth's solar system. I managed to act as a decoy and draw the bounty hunter away while the rest of my crew escaped. I opened a wormhole that sucked us both in and away from my bride and her ship. There was an unexpected accident though, that caused us to not only move away from my beloved's ship but also through time, resulting in our crash landing in feudal era Japan.
Many years went by as I was trapped there. During that time, I trained the poor villagers being oppressed by the samurai, and the Hanzo Ninja Clan was born. After many, many years, I was rescued from my exile in time by Hanzo Ninja Clan members from the future, using schematics for a time machine that originated with Spitz, the Gallifreyan.
K: What is your favorite piece of gear? Why?
FH: My favorite piece of gear is the magic crystal core because it has stun resist and frees up my need to use two Kang Shen, allowing me more headgear options.
K: Do you have any advice for new Heroes?
FH: My advice for new heroes is to not be a slave to their ego. Sure, winning is fun. But having fun is winning. So don't put too much pressure on yourself. Find your lane and enjoy it. Not everyone can be the best, but we can all still have fun. Don't take it too seriously.
K: Is there anything else you'd care to add?
FH: Hail Hydra!!!!
K: On that note, I will thank you for giving us the benefit of your unique perspective, Mr. Hanzo.