“Zavier McXie here and I am definitely not Kid Chaos’s secret I.D.. “.
“I am Susan Lassiter and I am definitely not Kid Chaos’s other secret I.D..”.
“Today is the final day of Egg-celsior! What are your thoughts Zavier?”.
Assuming a strange nasal intonation and staccato delivery, Zavier begins speaking:
“Today our plucky police pugilists are in a moral conundrum of epic scope, a fratricidal fracas of fuzz, an internecine imbroglio of legal institutions. Our stalwart defenders of justice are facing off against another squad supreme of the streets, another committed company of cops, 5th Precinct Galactic.”
“Coming into today's meeting of marvelous Mounties, both heroic herds of heroism have the same record of 0-2.”
“Leading the galactic gang of gumshoes is the intrepid tyke of terror, riotous rider of rectitude...Bartman!”
“From parts unknown overseeing the ominous omniversal ombudsmen of the law is that master of microscopic mechanisms, dreadful detective from other dimensions...Legionnaire Solomon⁵ᵗʰ!”
“Zavier, earth to Zavier, what are you doing?”.
“Why did you interrupt me when I was channeling my inner Howard Cosell?’
“Get to the contest. We don’t have all night.”.
“Okay, okay. Sheesh try to bring a little culture and you bite my head off.” muttered Zavier under his breath.
“You know I have super hearing, right?”
“Yeah, yeah. Ahem. The contest began with a fierce onslaught by Bartman, the leader of 5th Precinct Galactic, he had limited success against our stalwarts. Our very own Shadow Walker interrupted the skateboarding wonder followed by Legionnaire Solomon⁵ᵗʰ thundering counter attack Crossroads followed our leader with a steamroller rush of her own. With a large early lead, the Omniversal Traffic Cops continue to pile on.”
“The final result has our glorious gang of g-men taking the game 148-40.”
“Thanks Zavier, now back to you Jay.”
“Who is Howard Cosell?” muttered Susan as the scene fades to Jay.
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