“.…. political advisers are saying that covid travel restrictions may prevent US nationals from visits to other nations, other nations are said to be relieved.
And now we’re going over to the SuperActionSports team already in place at the orbital arena … JayC, Rob Jnr, how are you guys?”
“Kenny I’d say something about a tin can in a vacuum, imminent fiery death, cold and suffocating emptiness, claustrophobia, and the definite sulfurous hint that the air filtration system is not 100% But I think we've mentioned it before ... ”
“I'm sorry Rob I can hear you, but I can’t see you.”
“Technical difficulties I'm afraid Kenny, we’re working on it.”
“Never mind, at least you can tell us about what the seventh league wars event has in store for us.”
“Bad puns Kenny, many bad puns.”
“And the largest competitive field so far Rob.”
“Great turn out Jay, nine divisions, top five four teams bottom four-eight teams, 52 leagues and a minimum of 364 entrants.”
“Seven fifths, six fifty ones, and a magnificent seven!”
“The stats for Dom are looking fantastic.”
“Egg-sactly what I thought Rob, let's have a more detailed look at what we have to look forward to …”
“D1, let's start at the top … Avengers 51 have assembled a seven to challenge WMD for the true heavyweight title, it's a fight that many have been anticipating, and we will have unprecedented access to that one. I almost feel sorry for the two 5th Precinct teams up there with them, almost.”
“D2 sees NMDS, Angels Of Sorcery and 5th Kung Fu Hustle looking to take down Avengers 51 who have had a stranglehold on the title.”
“D3 Legacy of Spawn in probably their lowest showing so far, Seraphim Angels, SOB Hunter Killer, and Avengers 51. Should be a good few fights in there!”
“D4 Tyggers Freak Show and Creatures of the Night have drawn the 5th Pool Hall and Avengers 51, this one could be decided round 1.”
“D5 Psycho Squad Injustice League, 5th Space Force, Galaxy Rangers, and Suicide Squad have all avoided Avengers 51 in this division. Could we actually be looking at the 5th winning gold?”
“D6 and we move up to the more unpredictable 8 team format. Aussie Freaks, Justice League and Illiterate Cowboys the quiet stalwarts of the mid-table mixing it up with Times Arrow, Star Force, 5th’s Code Blue, and WiseGuys, and the formidable Pain Inc who are looking to end their run of three consecutive silvers. To be fair they look to have recruited some new blood and that lineup looks almost impr-egg-nable.”
“D7 Avengers 51, Suicide Squad, NobleGates, Magnificent 7, Freaks of Nature, Team C+, 5th Night Shift, and the B Team. The bookies have Avengers 51 as favorites, but there are some signif-egg-cant chances for an upset.”
“I wouldn't put an egg-stremely large amount of money on that … mine’s on A51”
“D8 We have 5th Buddy Cops, WTF’ers, Firefly Funhaus and Raider Nation facing Avengers 51, Mojo’s Dojo and Suffering there seems to be a distinct line drawn down that division, and then we have the Purple Onion who as always are eggs-empt from judgment.”
“Unpredictable is one word for the Onion.”
“Fluke is another.”
“Finally D9 StarForce Jnrs, A Team, loon Platoon, LUSH, Sensational Seven, Rock n Wrestling Connection, Rabid Pink Bunnies, and Avengers 21 Mini.”
“RPB... that name’s a real blast from the past.”
“Certainly brings back some memories.”
“And is that an official Avengers 51 team in D9?”
“Well we have egg-samined the team roster, there are some strangely familiar names in there, the Jury is out, but I’m fairly sure that the results will be revealing.”
“We will be back with Dom Ralyk and if he’s been allowed through security d’Anthony Kay and all the action …”
“All sports, all super, all the time …”
“Back to you Kenny …”
“Thank you... Rob, Jay, we will be back with you guys for the first round roundup, hopefully with technical issues resolved.
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