RAID in Progress: Arx Goes Wild (in Space)

Chaz Hamilton here with the latest news,

as well as the biggest scandal to hit Hollywood since zombified Ronald Reagan came back to earn an Oscar for his portrayal of himself in Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall.

Who would have expected that superstar of the silver screen, Arx, would be the next to threaten the citizens of the Earth? After a failed attempt to destabilize BADGE’s orbital stellar arena, the former A-lister was overheard saying the following:

“Hey planet Earth! So, you seen me at my worse. Well, you ain’t seen nothing yet. I’m calling out all the heroes. Come up to the League Wars arena and just try to stop me. I’m gonna beat all your stupid heroes and look good doing it. Oh, and heroes, if you don’t meet my challenge, you’ll face me over a nice big city. It’s here or we level a metro area... your choice. ARX OUT!”

Obviously, Arx’s fifteen minutes of fame is about to come to a jarring end as the heroes of our planet engage him in combat in the empty space above our fair world.

Most recently, Arx has been shooting his new film in Canada. He gained some additional public notoriety by aiding Director Nova’s agents in the area with an investigation, potentially tied the attack of the giant robot that leveled a majority of Las Vegas a few months ago.

Satellites trained on the fight show that Arx’s abilities in film may have been greatly underused during his movie career. He is going toe-to-toe with big name league heroes such as Hot Wings, Superakely, and many, MANY other key members of the recent league wars teams. WMD-Black Order, Avengers 51, and most every other league has representative dancing in zero gravity against one of the largest egos on the planet.

As usual, here are some of the leading inflictors of pain on Arx, based on BADGE telemetry readings:

510,982 Damage: ][☣][ Hot Wings ][☣][

504,489 Damage: ♦S♦U♦P♦E♦R♦5¹♦R♦A♦K♦L♦Y♦

387,928 Damage: ][☣][ รкєllเ throws down

279,136 Damage: ♦ The Gentleman 5¹ ♦

277,944 Damage: Miðgarðsormr

265,936 Damage: ][✡][ The Wizard ][✡][

135,181 Damage: ~666~ B$C ♦♞♦

131,059 Damage: PAIN-GUIN

124,114 Damage: ♦️Đ₳Ɽ₭VɆ₦₲Ɇ♦️

119,519 Damage: ♦ Slayer B.A.S. 5¹ ♦

I will bring you more reports as the battle rages on. Train your telescopes to the skies, people. This is going to be a midnight matinee that signals the end of Arx stardom and the beginning of his new role in Orange is the New Black reality show.