Robert Steele's Top Toon List

Robert Steele here to give you the top 20 toons

1) The Avenger sits on the throne. At his age every 2 Hour’s or so when trying to sleep.

2) Super Rak is number two. Damn Avenger just heard that and ran to the bathroom.

3) Backwood Batman enters the list at #3 . Martial Law seems jealous that he still has wood.

4) The Big Serpent at 4 Do I see envy in Martial Law’s eyes.

5) §ﾚαgα†h⊕☈ ][. Martial Law? Wasn’t he a division one toon? What? He’s in our league?

6) Heretic Just cancelled a trip to Barsealona. Too much of a Spain the ass to get there.

7) JV Moves up after winning gold in division one with some members of Chaos theory. Did someone in his league perk up at the mention of members?

8) Skelly Animal Where is that barking coming from?

9) Damon Who let the dog out? Who! Who!

10) Shinobi He’s been working hard and it’s paying off. A lesson to be learned?

11) The Wizard Closing in on the top 10. He still has some bite.

12) Chainz Unlocks his way onto the list . He’s really been whipped into shape.

13) Woody Why does Martial Law gaze longingly at him?

14) The Gentlemen Are you sure this isn’t just another whiny B**tch list?

15) Night Shadow Hiding out in the top 20. Damn Ninja’s.

16) Painguin 16…F**k Robert Steele.

17) Slayer B.A.S… 17...F**K Painguin… Not in that way get off my leg.

18) Sevon up the list.

19) No Bueno I think maybe you don’t know what that means.

20) Frank the Rabbit Hopping up the list as the new age is catching up to the old guard.

Martial Law missed the top 20. I hear he is all Barse no bite.

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Robert Steele's Hero’s and Villains not to F-With when trying to level fast: #26-50

Part 2: Top toons not to F-With when leveling 26-50

26) By popular demand and by popular demand I mean him, Night Shadow? Knight Shadow? Shadow Knight? Shadow Night? Shadow Dancer, a dancer for money? And he wonders how he slipped through the cracks to 26.

27) Tri-Blade He’s not just trying anymore. From the Duel king to why is this blade sticking out of me chest king ?

28) Lump Sum Why do I want Chinese food now? Hit him and prepare to get 20 defensive wins.

29) Vendetta Don’t make him angry, you won’t like him when he ‘s angry. Who I am kidding you don’t like him when he’s not angry.

30) Kid Chaos Who knows with a name like that there may be another league in your future, it worked for that Douche the Avenger.

31) Zanzola A well oiled machine. This is where all the popcorn we eat while toons are going at it comes from. A cup of Zanzola oil and add the kernals.

32) Loki. Loki what I found at 32.



33) Ultra Instinct I got a bad feeling about dis toon. So should you.

34) Slayer B.A.S. Move over Ultra Primus there’s a new pound for pound best toon in the game.

35) Sevon Imagine how tough this toon would be if he didn’t keep giving away all his gear on Halloween.

36) Cha Ching Every time you hear a bell ring a toon gets its wings torn off.

37) Painguin Once a top division one toon butt he sat on a pole and liked it.

37-A) Derdy Bumhole With a name like that he has to be a real ass.

38) X Bones Retired or retarded? I may get cancelled over that one.

39) Kilswitch GGIUHIU H*&T&^TYUT joihjoi ji9j h8u9 Trace.

40) Fiero? Name changed to…? Must be in wetness protection

41) Anomoly da doo da doo da Anolomy da doo da da

41-A) Krystal Fae. We call her speed bump and what nice bumps they are.

42) Calibas With a few changes in the letters this could be a smoking toon.

43) Maleficent The Wizards familiar, or is it the other way around?

44) Phantom x2. A true artist in battle and out of it.

45) Jiggs Wait for it ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. is up.

46) Stone fist Samurai Do you really want to get fisted ?

47) Star Scream Not Hanzo in disguise.

48) The Outsider Shut the door and back away slowly.

49) Master Batter I am not tapping that.

50) Final Judgement A good way to end the top 50.

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Robert Steele's Hero’s and Villains not to F-With when trying to level fast: #1 - 25

1) §ﾚαgα†h⊕☈ ][.. If you don't know you haven't been paying attention.

2) THE BIG SNAKE , SPARKLE FART? ALL HE DOES IS WIN AND APPARENTLY FART!!!!

3) THE Avenger What a douche naming himself after a league.

4) Hanzo the Pirate King in disguise. He will transform your wins into losses.

5) BSC I think he could be ranked in the BCS. He could take Georgia. The state that is.

6) Stink Fist . I thought it was two in the pink and one in the stink. You do not want to shake his hand after he beats you down.

7) Magnificent Punlurk He premieres on this list . What do you mean it’s the first list of its kind, Everyone is premiering.

8) ? Oyban Hanzo If it says Hanzo beware it could be a cake walk or you are jumping into a blender.

9) Damon rounds out the top 10. You would have a Hell of a time trying to beat him.

10) Skelly Animal. It looks like his retirement was a bit premature. A ongoing problem?

11) Hot Wings Is he retired or did a click if you’re not a robot sign pop up and end his career?

12) Heretic He’s too pretty to hit.

13) Martial Law He could not take all the Chaos and has brought his talents to WMD!

14) Super Rakly You should take a pregnant pause before hitting him.

15) The Island/Mayor He will bring the full strength of the Law on you… Oh wait the Marshal’s with WMD now.

16) Shadow Walker If you see him run, not walk or he will tell you he’s your father.

17) IboShin Gu The Ninja not named Hanzo or is he? Tricky Ninjas .

18) Dr. Silver Strange. How the Fallen have mighty. He’s too nice to hit.

19) The Gentle man. He’s not so Gentle.

20) Whips She whips it good.

21) Chainz You have to have ballz to hit him.

22) Zen I hit him now and Zen but usually regret it

23) Chromatic Death. He has more lives than a cat. Much love brudder.

24 The Wizard. Class guy .Beware the cat curse.

25) Star Crawler Rounds out the top 25 He stands tall.

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COMING: Robert Steele's Hero’s and Villains not to F-With when trying to level fast

Robert Steele here just out of intensive care once again. I have some exciting news for you. After much request, dare I say demand? I have a new list for you just in time for Christmas. Is it a top 20 list of the most powerful Hero’s and Villain’s, and I know there are Villain’s out there, NO!!!!!! Is it a top 50 list? NO!!!! A gasp top 100 ? NO!!!!! Will I be diving into the lower levels of pole sitters? NO!!!! That sounds like it would hurt. Is the suspense killing you? No? I guess I still have not developed MP Powers.

With out further ado coming in December a new list unlike any you have seen before because I have not taken the time to do it before. A list to help all of you out there pushing for the wall or at least a street five blocks down from the wall with a sandwich shop that you can buy…Hero sandwiches. This a list for when you pump up your fighting ability. Open you mind to improve faster than a speeding bullet. That is right you are burning bright. Gaining energy and battles faster then anyone thought possible and learning form it 2x ,3x dare I say 5x faster than normal!!!! Now what is the worst thing that can happen when you are in that state. You pick on the wrong Hero or villain and lose. All that potential lost forever. ☹. Now ifor the mere cost of $1.00 you can buy the latest copy of The Sentinel and have this game changing list. This masterpiece of alliteration . Drum roll please….

The top 50-100 (I have a deadline ) Hero’s and Villains not to F-With when trying to level fast.

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