Looking for Friends??? Chained Angel is here to help...

How have you been doing using the new R.A.I.D. system so far? Have you gotten all your moves down for defeating the Abominable Yetti or <yawn>Skelanimal yet again? 

He is my now my nomination for official BADGE whipping boy. Having an actual angel sharing my body, I have inside information on what Skelanimal was responsible for in his previous life, so don't ever doubt he deserves every bit of the whooping he gets, even if it is currently only in holographic form. Sources say he actually enjoys being ganged up on by multiple heroes, making him feel "warm and tingly all-over".

The Yetti has not commented as of yet, but its lawyers are in communications with the ASPCA.

Now to the topic at hand. Not many heroes have requested my services as friend-maker so far. I'm not surprised, to be honest. Heroes are fiercely independent and frequently try to solve every problem themselves. So since the heroes won't come to me, this time, I will go out to them and bolster their efforts.

First off, Ultra Instinct of the Fortress of Solitude, ID#11224, has been requesting connections with others. Based on his BADGE bio, he is an alien who suggests having relations with several other heroes mothers in the past. Being an immortal being now, he has given up on the role of being a righteous hero and now plays by his own rules. He spends most of his days avoiding paternity suits and unlocking new powers. If he is the kind of friend you've always dreamed of having, contact him at your own risk.

Next, Grim Payne of the Aussie Freaks, ID 25875, has indicated a need for more friends. They didn't say much in their request, so all I can say it they may or may not be from the land down under. Photos show slender figure with a mask and robotic arms and legs. Were they horribly mauled in a fight against a rabid koala? Mangled boxing a kangaroo? Upgraded by ACME? If you want to know the answers, you're going to have to contact them for yourself.

If you are looking for the perfect combination of social justice and high-fashion, Glamazon, ID 35646, may be the caped contender you are looking for. Heroine by day, drag performer by night, then heroine once again after the bars close, they plan to show the world their charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talents. They aren't afraid to work it for $20 tips or cleaning up the streets. 

Who says you can't superhero while wearing that perfect tiny black dress and looking gorge while doing it.

Another relatively new hero looking for friends is ID 36096, Remedies. A pet lover with a black wolf companion, this hero is another shy one, hiding their face behind a mask. Are you and experienced hero looking for a young hopeful to mentor in the way of the hero? If so, contact Remedies and get the cure for whatever is holding you back from using maximum power (cards).

Finally, I did receive on letter from an individual currently held in Purgatory Prison. He is lonely and looking for friends for lunch. Yes, we've all locked him up at some point in our careers. It's Bob. 

Thanksgiving is coming up soon, but don't forget to be ready for a big fight during Chaos Wars. Team-ups should be listed this weekend, so get those Turkey Dinners and hit those patrols. 

 

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Chained Angel's Heavenly Hero Bonds

Hello Hero Rising Heroes.

As a hero, I'm known as Chained Angel, fierce protector of the citizens of our world.

There is more to me than just my hero persona, though.

I seek to help bring heroes together, putting them in contact with others in mutually beneficial unions. The nature of heroics make it unpredictable and difficult to connect with others, except for while punching villains and their minions in the face.

I'm talking about the lasting, beneficial bonds of friendship that help fuel the soul. 

It's time to reach out and touch someone.

First, I'd like to introduce you to a up-and-coming hero, even though he is several centuries old. Recently uncovered in a caged grave outside of New Amsterdam, Morphon exposure has given his skills in the dark arts a energizing boost. This is Unearthly Mitch the Lich.

He likes to play billiards, fence, and summon underlings from the beyond to serve him as he battles evil in our world. His ideal friend would be someone who likes to raid, enact vengeance on the unjust, and sometimes simply sit in the parlor while listening to acoustic chamber music featuring the harpsicord. 

If you would like to get to know him better, his ID is 23545 and he is looking forward to meeting any living being who doesn't serve the Great Old Ones. He is happy to accept your teammate request.

If you are looking for other heroes to stand by your side, have a coffee or glass of wine with, send me a brief description of yourself, what you are looking for, and an image and I will get the word out there through the Sentinel and hopefully have you hooked up soon with an overflowing list of friends and companions.

Have a blessed day and don't forget to use protection both on and off the battlefield.

Chained Angel 

ID: 20570 I like new friends, too, so don't be bashful about pressing my button if you like.

(Disclaimer: not responsible for anything beyond the introduction of heroes to other heroes. no verification process offered to insure profiles are correct, honest, or downright misleading. the only criteria is the profile is mildly informative, amusing and includes requested information. Any button-pressing between heroes accepting and declining friend requests is consensual, unless your device has been stolen and someone else did it for you or hacked your laptop.)

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