PoV: League War

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At the time this article goes live, we will know for certain if the WMD franchise has succeeded in their gambit to land separate powerhouse sides in each of the top 4 divisions of the next League War tournament.



For some time now, most of the tournament’s upper division title races have been a formality, and even with the introduction of NPC leagues for variety, there havent been any surprise moves or change of positioning strategy among the leagues.

After the August tournament, some may have seen opportunity to maneuver into the D3 group where Poison claimed a title. Instead, the top tier league pounced, not content to sit on their laurels. They could have been clear favourites to coast to D1, 2 and 4.

For rest of the leagues, any plan to get in a position to win rare silverware was scuppered by the All-powerful.

All is not yet lost at this stage, of course. There’s a slim chance that some NPC leagues could help the beleagued others; however based on the current rules at play with regard to average levels, the only place for them, will be in D1, where even a “diminished“ senior unit is still by far superior. They may very well be a bit more vulnerable to Longwang and crew than their other units vs the likes of Colony, but one imagines it’s well worth the risk. After all, Longwang doesn’t use Triumph tokens.



The lesson for all would-be challenger leagues? Never get complacent, and always be willing to try something bold.

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HALLOWEEN LEAGUE WAR IS HERE! Are you ready for Lich?

By Beta (ID: 37239)

Greetings heroes!

This is Beta from the fledgling league, Alpha Omega, bringing you an update on the upcoming Halloween-themed league war: Lich with Nine Lives!



"Lich" evokes the supernatural: the undead, revenants, ghosts. Which is why this league war takes place on a Lich battlefield, which greatly favours Supernatural gear powers. This is an important criteria and be sure to take note of how gear powers are modified in this battlefield:



Signups are about to end, so if you have not already done so, be sure to register your league in time. Remember, at least 3 members need to register, one of which must be the league leader. Here is the full timeline of the war.



Good luck to all, or should it be, good spirits to all!

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League War August '24: The (Mini) Postgame

League War August '24: The (Mini) Postgame

True story. I was awoken by some loud banging on the front door. When I peeked out the window I was startled by the sight of a bunch of strong-looking folks wearing Nuclear Danger symbols on their jackets.

Wondering what the devil WMD's junior team wanted today - they already had their way with my crew and me earlier in the tournament, I opened the door.

I was then met by a loud and angry chorus of "Pretty much locks, Huh?"

Clearly I hadn't yet had any coffee because I was still wondering why Frank, Skull fella and Artemesia were wearing unusual jackets.

Then it hit me.

No, not literally, although I imagine I'd struggle to fend off all of the Commission's sluggers if it came to blows.

All this to say, I clearly misjudged how Division 6 was going to shake out and Commission proved themselves a determined and dogged force, blitzing through their opponents to claim the division title.

The good news, especially where my personal well-being was concerned, is that there were no other leagues banging on my door trying to have words. The health insurance from KHRO is nullified by my status within my league and affiliation with BADGE, anyway.

Back to the tournament recap. One could say it turned out as WMDers at the top, SOBers at the bottom and everyone else is a meaty filling. WMD Outlaws, as guessed, went all out to reclaim D2 by snuffing out Colony. D4 saw WMD affiliate Angels of Sorcery claim the title, being pushed to an extent by Lords & Ladies.

Division 3 saw Poison have to make a late recovery led by PR Princess and Crossroads, to clinch a second division crown for that franchise. Oftentimes, the most satisfying wins are those you have to fight hard for, and I'm sure Poison enjoyed being on the top side of that nailbiter.

Elsewhere, 5 Fingers, Pain, Bomb Squad, and Suffering held serve as overwhelming favorites to win their respective division titles. There were no upsets or otherwise unexpected results in the middle divisions except for the one mentioned above. Expect Infected to retool and come strong next time out, however.

Bomb Squad 2 and 9 Planets continued their strong runs with expected titles, and Nest of Vipers clinched the first of the SOB family's two division titles in D12. There was an upset in D13 where Agents of Skyside finished ahead of Los Jefes, while D14 saw Ivalice Alliance achieve their second championship title.

Never Miss, Songs of Summer, and Gulf Attack took titles in D15, 16 and 17 respectively, capping the "Who are those guys" divisions.

And to wrap things up, it was easy as pie for the Team Cobra outfit as they outmaneuvered the power micro teams in D18.

The next LW tournament is scheduled for October (another Halloween theme, perhaps?) but before then, the first Skirmish event is slated to take place - and it could very well serve as the first stage in a potential revamp of team rankings for future LW tournament events. All we can say is, stay tuned.

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A MESSAGE TO THE LEAGUES OF HEROES RISING

(ID: 37153)



Greetings heroes!

This is a message from Mallard the Duck from Fowl Players, your brand new neighbourhood team of heroes set out to bring about a quacking good time come next league wars. We couldn't get our act together for this LW but next time if you see us, "Duck!!!"

Remember, if you think there is a duck somewhere out there, at any time, somehow watching your every move, you're not wrong...

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League War August '24: The Preamble

Another season of the crown jewel in HR PVP play is upon us, and it's the first one since the Multiverse collapse. Congrats to the players who struck gold in Multiverse play - we understand it was an epic time for anyone with the Infected or Bomb Squad labels, so condolences in advance to their opposition as they face an even more hyper-powered set of characters than before.

The announcement of enhanced NPC leagues and the potential 3x league opponents for superior leagues immediately led to speculation - since proved correct - that WMD's senior squad would be placed in such a division. The after effect of such was of course, Super Freaks now going to D2 and potentially a shakeup of division groups down the line. As it is, D2 has all-regular leagues, with WMD's junior-but-probably-second-strongest overall squad looking for revenge against Colony 51's top team.

The Poison league got the unexpected chance to match up against another 3 NPC leagues in D3, giving them a real shot at a second league title in recent times.

The next few divisions are expected to be pretty straightforward for the expected champs - Angels of Sorcery, 5 Fingers, Infected, Pain, Bomb Squad, and Suffering are pretty much locks. Commission are probably the biggest threat to break things up.

D10 ought to be Bomb Squad 2's for the taking but Raiders have made some moves in recent times and could pose a real threat. Meanwhile 9PO - recently revealed as a WMD set of power minis - is probably too strong for its competition in D11.

SOB's Nest of Vipers will certainly claim another title in D12 with Free City posing a possible obstacle, while in D13 Los Jefes are primed to reclaim a championship title. D14 could be competitive between Ivalice and One Love Crew, but D15 is certainly a tossup.

D16 features some pop-culture referenced teams without any title pedigree to speak of, and similar can be said of D17.

Finally, the bottom division sees Team Cobra heavy favourites over the power minis of Sins and Tiny Trouble.

Good luck to all teams as they chase titles or valuable Treasury points in their quest to gain strength for the battles ahead.

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THE WEIRD on his first league war

(ID: 37145)



My first weird league war!

It's been a whirlwind of a time since I started in Heroes Rising not long ago. I've had a few solo events, Fight Club battles, and KOTM climbs, but this is my first LW with my league, Freaks of Nature.

Our first round is with an NPC league, Stormbringers, and boy, do they look stormy indeed. Their leader, the Conductor, looks like some kind of electricity wielding power nut, or a crazy lightning-making dude. The rest of his team look normal enough, but who knows what secrets they hide.

Our other opponents include ♆SOB♆SOCIETY OF MEMBERS OF DISMEMBERED ♆SOB♆. No idea what they're going to be like, but I'm pretty certain ~\\\\ PAIN inc. ////~ is going to be a pain to deal with.

Going to need a lot of physical (and mental therapy) after all this!

I am, and will always will be, The Weird

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LEAGUE WARS ARE HERE!

Are you ready for LW?



Registration ends soon, so be sure to click to register and lock in your leagues.

The schedule with timeline is as follows:



The Sentinel is calling for editorials, live updates, and commentaries on the event and all published entries will be rewarded as per usual with 2 to 5 bonus Strange Fiction cards given to the most entertaining write-ups featured.

So get those creative juices flowing and post your submissions to the Sentinel page asap!

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LEAGUE WARS: DUELS ROUND 2

BY: Todd Goode id# 12205



Good evening, folks. Harry Wankman here for WHRT News reporting on the 2nd round of LEAGUE WARS: DUELS and folks, today, I've seen stuff you wouldn't believe. So many new folks with weird powers, it's enough to make you scratch your head and go, "Huh?" Reminds me of a crazy story about duels ole' Tyler Rager used to tell. I'll tell it the best I can and then get to round 2 results. It goes something like this.

Ladies and gentlemen skinny and scout, I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about. The admission is free so pay at the door. Now pull out a chair and sit on the floor.

On one bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back-to-back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

The blind man came to see fair play. The mute man came to shout hooray. The deaf policeman heard the noise and came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner, in the middle of the block, in a two-story house on a vacant lot. A man with no legs came walking by and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound. Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned. A long black hearse came to cart him away, but he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the table. The only eyewitness to facts of my fable. If you doubt my lies are true, just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Pretty crazy duels story huh? So were some of these duels battles. Let's check out the results of round 2.

The strongest leagues are in division 1 and the two strongest this day were CHAOS THEORY and WMD NEW ORDER. CHAOS THEORY spread the chaos and crush The Disenchanted Brüte Squad,96-10. WMD - NEW ORDER obliterated the Super Freaks, 142-1. The CHAOS THEORY and WMD is going to be the one to watch in the third round.

In division 2, Colony 5¹ shut down The S.H.O.P. 5¹, 122-15 but watch out for their new guy Nightwing. He's gonna hurt somebody. Outlaws Inc break all traffic laws of 5th Precinct: Omniversal Traffic Cops, 91-35. No tickets given this day and no invites to the policeman's ball because Cops don't have ba... on to division 3 before I get arrested for decent exposure.

Division 3 has the Fortress of Solitude has the CREATURES OF THE NIGHT searching for some light where there is none. Night falls, 127-25 and the Super Freak Squad get freaky on the 5Th Precinct: Omniversal Guardians. The Guardians take the loss, 127-90.

The SERAPHIM ANGELS and Aussie Freaks had a super close battle but the Angels shine with a 56-54 victory. Battle Born was born to battle and it shows. They destroy The Justice League 111-16. Nice round division 4.

In division 5, Outlaws Inc 2 put an end to the SOB HUNTER /KILLER's hunt for gold with a 109-14 victory. BAD MOON RISING de-wing the Angels Of Sorcery, 76-44. Bad Moon, Bad Moon.

Stacked Deck were immune to the INFECTED and survive this division 6 battle with an 82-70 win. INFECTED almost had that dollar, got a be a little faster. Avengers 5¹ Walking Dead bite hard and Tygger’s Freak Show loses by a tail, 50-3. That was Pooh pun.

In division 7, PAIN inc bring the pain to the SOB SOCIETY OF MEMBERS OF DISMEMBERED, 95-23 and B๏wtie Karaoke sing sing sing while they shut down The W.a.r.e.h.o.u.s.e, 41-17.

In division 8, ᗷOᗰᗷ❌Sᑫᑌᗩᗪ detonate all over the Freak Frequency, 66-7. Geez, I hope they got some fresh towels. The Freaks of Nature out freak the New Freaks. 129-29.

The SOB MEAT LOCKER rack some ribs at the MacGregors in division 9 and take the win, 50-0. The PRIDE OF LIONS feels the SUFFERING's power. The lions sleep tonight, 23-8.

In division 10, ᗷOᗰᗷ❌Sᑫᑌᗩᗪ 2 go boom on The King's Gambit, 29-0. ᗷOᗰᗷ❌Sᑫᑌᗩᗪ 3 overthrow the SOB OVERLORD, 37-25.

In division 11, Barbarianz are a no show verses the LOST SOULS. Barbarianz lose 22-0. 9PLANETS ORBITING win vs a forfeiting RAIDERS, 36-0.

In round 2, division 12, we see the SURFERS hang ten while H.E.A.T Team 1: Hazerdous Environment Assault Teams didn't even make it to the beach. SURFERS win, 28-0. The SPIRITS take the win from The SCAVENGERS OF WASTLAND who also don't seem to like the beach, 7-0.

In division 13, H.E.A.T Team 2: Hazerdous Environment Assault Teams rub out Spex on the Beach with 47-14 win and the SOB:NEST OF VIPERS strike a poisonous blow to FREE CITY. 24-2.

In the leagues of division 14, Team Air, Water, Earth, Fire, Fan and Sword and Krew of Konquest went hard in battle but there will be no conquest for Konquest tonight, they lose by a small margin of 26-23. Despite the name, turns out, the Bridge to Nowhere lead to a Los Jefes loss, 61-50. Two very close battles. Good show. Good show.

Last but not least, in division 15, Ivalice Alliance steal the color from Kolor Krew,12-10. Va Va Voom get the big bite from TEAM COBRA, 7-0. Tempest Forged win over BYE bye birdy by forfeit, 24-0 and the best battle of division 15 was Sextant Knights over What you thought you were the only one? by only one win. The Knights take the W, 35-34. Keep that action going into round 3.

As I said at the top of the story, new folks with weird powers put on a great show. The championship round starts soon. Make changes to suits if needed and get some rest. This has been Harry Wankman for WHRT News. Signing off.

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LEAGUE WARS: DUELS CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND 3 HIGHLIGHTS

BY: Todd Goode id# 12205



Good evening, folks. Harry Wankman here for WHRT News reporting on LEAGUE WARS: DUELS CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND 3. I'll showcase some highlights and gold medal winners but before I do I want to thank everyone for their participation and battle entertainment on the first ever Duels style league wars. Bravo Zulu - Well Done.

In reverse order from bottom to top, here are my top five highlight championship battles.

In division 15, SoulSoar, Fran of the Viera and Basch fon Ronsenberg of Ivalice Alliance make a valiant effort to take back the lead but Dread Algon, Baroness and BIG BOA of TEAM COBRA beat them like some G.I.s in training in a close battle, 44-41. Congratulation on gold TEAM COBRA.

The division 13 teams of SOB:NEST OF VIPERS and Spex on the Beach put on an impressive show but them Vipers bite hard and fast and Spex on the Beach ran out of anti-venom. VIPERS win 36-21. Congratulation on gold to the SOB:NEST OF VIPERS.

The top combatants of division 11, 9PLANETS ORBITING and LOST SOULS fight it out but the LOST SOULS get lost in all them planetary orbits and crash to earth, 63-55. Congratulation on gold to the 9PLANETS ORBITING.

In division 9, SOB MEAT LOCKER came close to putting an end to all SUFFERING but a few too many offensive losses by MEAT LOCKER make that impossible and SUFFERING does what SUFFERING does. They make MEAT LOCKER suffer the loss, 57-49. Congratulation on gold to SUFFERING.

In what was probably the most anticipated battle of LEAGUE WARS: DUELS. We have the division 1 teams of CHAOS THEORY and WMD NEW ORDER. With all the war banter between these two leagues, most wondered who would take the gold in this championship battle. No one would know until near the very end. There would be a lot of back and forth for the lead, but I believe what may have been one of the better strategic moves happened in the first few moments of round 3. It seems CHAOS THEORY may have played a little opossum and taken some sacrifice losses by the World Snake and the Avenger to the Wizards of WMD and changed WMDs play strategy. If the Wizards took down these two monsters, surely the rest of CHAOS would be a piece of cake, easy as pie, right? Turns out CHAOS pie makes for a lot of defensive wins from WMD. WMD would catch a share of def wins as well but CHAOS would garner near 65 def wins, most from Stinkfist, Damon and Death Punch. All three are excellent players but, those sacrificed battles by the World Snake and Avenger may have led to a false sense of security on WMDs part causing them to tilt when they should have yielded. That's what it looked like to this old reporter, but I could be wrong. I was wrong once, a long time ago, a bunch of times but regardless, CHAOS THEORY would take the win and the gold, 119-64. Congratulation on gold to CHAOS THEORY.

Congratulations to all the other gold medalists in each division. They put on a great show as well. Here they are:

In division 2, Colony 5¹ send the 5th Precinct: Omniversal Traffic Cops back to Driver's Ed with a 144-25 victory for the gold. Congratulation on gold to Colony 5¹.

The battle for division 3 gold was between Fortress of Solitude and the 5Th Precinct: Omniversal Guardians. Solitude need no guards and take the gold, 160-41. Congratulation on gold to Fortress of Solitude.

In division 4, Battle Born take all the shrimp off the barbie as well as the gold from the Aussie Freaks, 74-22. Congratulation on gold to Battle Born.

In division 5, Outlaws Inc shoot down the sorcery of the Angels Of Sorcery. No spell strong enough against Outlaws Inc. Congratulation on gold Outlaws Inc on an 73-36 victory.

The Avengers 5¹ Walking Dead and Stacked Deck face off for gold in division 6. Avengers 5¹ Walking Dead don't play no cards when there's a Stacked Deck, they just cut the deck and take the win, 86-19. Congratulation on gold to the Avengers 5¹ Walking Dead.

In division 7, PAIN inc bring the pain to The W.a.r.e.h.o.u.s.e and take home the gold. The W.a.r.e.h.o.u.s.e gets burned to the ground, 54-13. Congratulation on gold to PAIN inc.

The ᗷOᗰᗷ❌Sᑫᑌᗩᗪ and New Freaks of division 8 get it on to see who takes the gold. The New Freaks couldn't get their freak on this round and ᗷOᗰᗷ❌take the gold.89-11. Congratulation on gold to ᗷOᗰᗷ❌Sᑫᑌᗩᗪ.

In division 10, the ᗷOᗰᗷ❌Sᑫᑌᗩᗪ 2 pulled the SOB OVERLORD det cord and take-home gold, 30-9. Congratulation on gold to the ᗷOᗰᗷ❌Sᑫᑌᗩᗪ 2.

In division 12, SPIRITS overtake H.E.A.T Team 1 Hazerdous Environment Assault Teams, 30-0 for the gold medal and belt. Congratulation on gold to SPIRITS.

The last gold medal battled was between Los Jefes and Team Air, Water, Earth, Fire, Fan and Sword. Los Jefes bend Team Air, Water, Earth, Fire, Fan and Sword's will and win, 30-9. Congratulations on gold to Los Jefes.

Well folks, that concludes the wrap up on all the gold medal winners for LEAGUE WARS: DUELS. Congratulations on all the gold, silver and bronze winners. Every league fought hard and entertained the masses. Special thanks to Justin Towe and his team for bringing a new style battle to us. Duels is a very interesting a different style of fight, but everyone did great for this inaugural battle. Folks will know better what to expect and increase their suit builds for the next LEAGUE WARS: DUELS. This has been Harry Wankman for WHRT News reporting. Signing off until the next war. Good night and good luck. There is an atlas event coming real, so get ready.

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LWS 18- BACK TO BASICS ROUND 1 HIGHLIGHTS

BY: Todd Goode id# 12205

Welcome everyone to LWS 18- BACK TO BASICS round 1 highlights. I'm Harry Wankman, WHRT News, here doing the live commentary for the start of round 1. With 60 leagues facing off across 15 divisions, round 1 promises to have some great fights.

Its enough to make a fella thirsty and that's why I always pop a cold refreshing Heroes Energy Coke. Chock full of good stuff that increases your energy and stamina levels while the great taste leaves you relaxed and ready for anything.

"AHH!... That's refreshing and tastes great and no bad aftertaste either. I got my 4 pack. Did you get yours? Get yours today at your nearest Hero Consumable shop.

This drink is hard to put down but I gotta so I can do my commentary. Rather hard to drink and talk at the same time and still be professional.

Let's take a look at some highlights from round 1, LWS 18- BACK TO BASICS. You know, I enjoy those battles that have a close score all the way to the end of the round. Those keep you on the edge of your seat kind of fights. Let's see who they are.

In division 2, there was a close battle until the end of the round between the Disenchanted Brute Squad and the Angels of Sorcery. It sure was a close fight but the Brutes of Disenchanted pulled the feathers off of the Angels of Sorcery, 52-43, leaving the Angels disenchanted.

In division 8 The Star Force caught some kind of weird infection from Infected 5¹ that slowed the Star Force until they fell, 78-44. The Star Force was heard murmuring something about brains. Not sure what that is all about.

In division 10, ᗷOᗰᗷ❌Sᑫᑌᗩᗪ mini fell to Suffering in a close match. Suffering pulled their fuse and take the win, 49-43. The Bomb Squad no go boom today.

I also like a good beat down. Lots of action there as well. Let's take a look at those but first let me get another swallow of this great tasting Heroes Energy Coke.

What the heck was that? Some kind of hairy black blur just whizzed by me at top speed. I couldn't quite focus, it was so fast, but it smelled of all things like, well, a bear and my Heroes Energy Coke is gone.

Oh well, I still have three more. I'll just pop another one really quick, While I do my commentary.

There are a few teams handing out beatdowns that are just massacres. Here are the bloody beatdowns. Someone should call the medics. Teams on the receiving end are going to need them.

in division 1, Chaos Theory unleashed some real chaos on the Super Freaks but at least they didn't get totally skunked. The Super Freaks score two wins but fall in a hard way, 104-2 and 5th Precinct: Omniversal Traffic Cops fared even worse. They were totally skunked by WMD - NEW ORDER by a whopping 153 to zip.

Division 2 had some beatdown going on as well. COLONY 5¹ layeth down a penguin smackdown on 5Th Precinct: Omniversal Guardians. Yeah, I said it. Bite me Rock. COLONY 5¹ slammed 5Th Precinct: Omniversal Guardians, 162-1 but I gotta say, in the face of adversity, they went down swinging. Props for that.

In division 4, Fortress of Solitude put the Aussie Freaks back down under, 120-31. Their dirigidoo didn't.

All this action sure does make me thirsty. Time for another swallow of tasty and refreshing Heroes Energy Coke. As I pop the top and get the can to my mouth, this jumpy jittery racoon lookin fellow walks up and starts talkin and askin a bunch of rapid-fire questions that have nothing to do with each other. He was like, "Uh uh, hey man, uh uh, where's the bathroom at man? Why is the sky blue man? Why do they call asteroids, asteroids and hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids? Whoever named those things got it backwards, I think. I mean, uh uh, shouldn't they be the other way around? Like, you know what I mean? Meteors fall into a hemisphere and asteroids are just a pain in the behind.

I'm just sitting here, speechless while this Ritalin Racoon fellow keeps talkin nonstop and that hairy black blur just whizzed past me again and took my Heroes Energy Coke right outta my hand and racoon boy still askin questions. Hey man, uh uh, hey man, uh uh, do you smell a bear? I know Rocket racoon. He's my third cousin. Well, I gotta go now. oh look! A squirrel.

Yeah, I think I do and got a pretty good idea what's goin on but let me finish my commentary really quick. I'm almost done.

Finally, in division 6, $tα¢кє∂♦Ðê¢k close down Tygger’s Freak Show. No admittance for you but you can still have the popcorn. Tygger’s Freak Show get destroyed, 108-0.

Before I close out this commentary, I'm gonna set a little trap to catch the fuzzy blur of smelly bear hair. This should do it, five, 4packs of Heroes Energy Coke and a lil freeze spell that will stop anything that touches them.

Well folks, that wraps up LWS 18 - BACK TO BASICS round 1 highlight's. It's been an exciting round but it time to rest up for round 2. Good night and good luck in round 2. Imma catch me a bear any minute now.

There's the commotion I've been waiting for. It is definitely a bear alright. There he stands, mid stride, frozen in place. His big ole 19-acre sized paw frozen on all them 4packs of Heroes Energy Coke. Its Coke Bear playin a lil prank on me. He is one of those Animal Pharm fellas.

I walked over to him and laugh. That's sure was a fun prank. All in good fun but I'm gonna have the last laugh. You can have all those delicious 4packs of Heroes Energy Coke. Share em with the rest of the Pharm but that spell ain't gonna wear off for a couple hours. So don't go nowhere, as if you could. I gotta go now but if you want to be unfrozen faster, all you have to do is recite Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Coke Bear 25 times as loud as you can and you'll be unfrozen and free to leave.

As I walk away, I chuckle to myself, it won't unfreeze him but won't he look cute reciting Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Coke Bear for two hours. Hehehe.

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LWS SCARDY CATS: ROUND 3 HIGHLIGHTS

BY: Todd Goode id#12205

Hello all you ghastly goblins and ghosties. it's your gruesome twosome back for round 3 of the LWS SCARDY CATS spooktacular. I'm Scarry Harry back with my psychotic sidekick, Pooky. I hope everyone has had a frighteningly ghoul time during this league wars.

Pooky! What in the fool moon kind of get up are you wearing tonight? You look like one of them movie rejects from that 70's movie Saturday Night Dance Fever. I swear, you get more ridiculous each Halloween. You should probably put down, .... again.

Whatever Harry. Hey Harry, you know what kind of monster likes to disco. Let me sing it to ya, "I like the nightlife ... I like to boogie on the disco 'round" .... It's me Harry, I'm the Boogieman. That's right talking head, I'm the Boogieman and you can be the disco ball. Hehehe, I really slay me.

Easy there, killer. You know what a ghoul's favorite drink is Pooky? Its boos, lots and lots of boos, which I'm gonna need after seeing whatever it is you just did there. Maybe we should get to the highlights of the final round.

Okay, corn ball. You take the lead, but before we do, let's thank everyone for their hard work. Thanks for putting this haunted shindig together and thanks to all the teams that participated. Thank you everyone. Now on with the highlights.

In division 1 we see the two top teams going for the gold. Chaos Theory vs WMD.

What is chaos theory Harry? Well, Pooky, the proper definition is the branch of mathematics that deals with complex systems whose behavior is highly sensitive to slight changes in conditions, so that small alterations can give rise to strikingly great consequences but if you ask me. it's a group of volatile loose cannons that came together to take gold in division 1 with massive destruction.

Thanks Harry, for that horrific and unbearably huge bowl of word salad. You could have just said, Chaos Theory takes the gold from WMD, 96-60.

My bad Pooky. I am a talking head after all. Anyway, in division 3, those sorcerous Angels got their wings cut by Colony 5¹, 76-8.

In division 4, The Creatures of the Night get beaten and locked up in the dungeons of Fortress of Solitude for their loss. 126-37.

Hey! and Harry, in division 7, the Avengers 5¹ Walking Dead were victorious over the VI Marauders, 100-89. They made a bloody good meal for those Walking Dead. mmmmm .... brains .... goood. Also in division 7, Bowtie Karaoke and The Star Force who were tied earlier in the round but concluded with The Star Force cutting bowties for the victory, 70-57. Stay tuned for that new program, "Karaoke in Space" following the closing of LWS SCARDY CATS.

Don't forget the other last battle in division 7, Pooky. The W.A.R.E.H.O.U.S.E. shelve the SOB Society of Members of Dismembers with their own butcher's hooks. SOB just hangs around after that loss, 77-75.

That's right Harry can't forget them. I gotta say Harry, I think, overall, division 7 put on the best show of round 3. Congratulations to those guys for giving us a terribly horrific bloody good round.

Yes Pooky, it was a wicked round of mayhem unlike division 13. The battle between the 7 Musketeers and The Devious Dozen had their fighters forget to show up for round 3 causing another needless tie. I think they must have been abducted by Shadow Aliens or maybe the Grim Reaper came to sow and got em all. Who knows.

Well folks, that's a mummy wrap for LWS SCARDY CATS. Again, thanks everyone for their hard work. Thanks for putting this haunted shindig together and thanks to all the teams that participated. Thank you everyone, you were all horribly terrific which is way better than terrifically horrible. This has been Scary Harry and Pooky reporting. We'll be lurking around for some Trick or Treating. Trick or Treating starts on the 29th at 6pm spooky time.

...... I hope they got the good stuff this year. All I got last year was two potatoes and a ring Precious.

Shut up Pooky!!!! Hahahaha

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Reporting Live from League Wars 15 this is your favorite Reporter Stella Virgin.

Scaredy Cat, Scaredy Cat, look and see, was the taunt that went out before the start of this seasons League War began, the response was Epic! Seventy-Six leagues fought in a display of bravery and competitiveness over a thirteen division battlefield. Hear are some of the outcomes of the event.

In Division 1 Chaos Rules and Wins the Gold. . .

Will anyone ever be able to bring order to this division again? Anything might go but Chaos rules over both the Orderly and the Freak’s without check.

In Division 2 crime is out of control as villains have incorporated to go 3 and 0, whipping anyone who challenges them. Not even brutes can withstand these Evil villains!

In Division 3 we witnessed some closer matches as Guardians and Angels alike took on Area 51s Colony, but when penguins cross the ice S*** gets real!

Division 4 had its moments, we saw some very close battles and some runaways, but at the end of the day no one could overcome the Fortress of Solitude. How long will despair reign?

Division 5 displayed some Freaky stuff. There was pooh flying and some strange foreign rituals. At one-point Kilts were pulled down, followed by a hard to watch spanking. I mean we should have trusted the omens when we all saw that Bad Moon Rising.

What can I say about Division 6. The Deck was Stacked from the beginning. Not even an STD can stop these guys.

Division 7 was strait crazy! It felt more like the wild west. Members of Dismember could not seem to break into the Warehouse no matter how hard they tried. Karaoke normally works but they needed something out of this world as they quickly learned from the Star Force team. Still no matter what anyone tried The Dead just wouldn’t stay in the ground and walked all over the competition. 51 takes their 2nd Gold of League wars 15.

Division 8 started out as another Freak Show, but when the guys from Cobra Kai came on the seen the night ended up with the Bomb Squad being called. It’s all fun and games until someone calls in a Bomb threat, then S*** gets real, quick!

Division 9 came down to two heavy hitters. The Overlords of S.O.B vs. Bomb Squad 2. It looks like the guys at Overlord just complied with the authorities and will take their grievances to court.

In Division 10 the planets and star’s aligned bringing 9 Planets back into Orbit. What repercussion will these recurring phenomena have on Division 10? I cannot wait to find out. In the meantime, No one seems to be able to stop this team from collecting belts.

Division 11 was maybe the slowest of all division fights. Legion changed their name to Los Jefes aka. “The Bosses” and won the division without breaking a sweat, thanks to their patented (what some call cheap) tactics. Still no laws were broken and once again they walked away with the belt.

Division 12 had it all. There was Fried Squid, Mystics were slayed by Angels, Political parties fell apart in Green rooms, but to top it all off some Kitty’s stumbled into the Society of Butchers young Nest of Vipers and were slayed.

Finally, Division 13 showcased Good vs. Evil. A Devilish dozen, Purgatory, Penitentiaries, and Musketeer’s. But the S.O.B crew takes their second Gold of LW 15 by tapping into an old villain from the 80’s. Team Cobra left no one standing on there way to prove that S.O.B’s first gold win in LW14 was not a fluke. These guys are getting stronger and stronger.

So, what will the future hold for League Wars? Will Exploits be fixed? Will new Leagues emerge? Will Harry ever meet Sally? One thing is for certain what ever happens we will be here, Live and on scene with the latest news.

This is Stella Virgin – “Keeping it real”

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LWS SCARDY CATS: ROUND 2 HIGHLIGHTS

BY: Todd Goode id#12205

Hello all you creepy crawlies. Welcome back to round 2 of LWS SCARDY CATS. I'm Scary Harry here with my weirdly dressed sidekick, Pooky.

Pooky! What in the whole wide underworld of sports are you wearing? You look like you're getting ready to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

Call me, Jukey Pooky, you bowling ball with teeth. These is my fighting duds. I'm putting on an exhibition fight tonight during intermissions.

Okay there Jukey Pooky, don't get your bones crossed. Go on ahead and show off that knuckle only sammich you got. I gotta warn you though, Nova brought his rottweilers again and you know how much they like chewing on old bones.

Quite right there motormouth. I think I'll just stay up here with you where its safe and do the round 2 highlights with you. Them devilish hounds already got a couple of ribs from the last Halloween league wars. Speaking of highlights, maybe we should get started Harry.

We had a lot of great battles in round 2 Pooky. We even had two battles end in a tie and one of those battles has gone into double overtime. Division 11's Comfort Zone and Bomb X Squad mini were tied 0-0 at the end of regulation play to trigger overtime. Bomb X Squad mini broke that tie within mere minutes with a volley of their mini bomb grenades. Who likes fighting the full 32 hours anyway?

I can answer that ball head. That would be the division 9 teams of Lothlorien and Hellsgate who were tied 86-86 at the end of regulation time and still remain tied at 86-86 eight hours later. We'll find out who won that one next Halloween.

Still great fights though, Pooky. I'd give em all 2 thumbs up if I weren't so thumb impaired an all.

It's all good there, mush mouth, you can still just smirk em to death. Hehehe.

Shut up Pooky. We got other highlights to report on, so let us get to it. I'll start it off with division 3 Colony 51 vs The Seraphim Angels. It was still a crazy tight race in D3. There they were, locked in a tie for most of the round, the two powerhouse teams of the division staring each other down madly, like someone said something about each other's mama. Who will make the move? Who will launch the attack that sets it all ablaze?

Well, I'll tell ya. Folks, after nearly 24hours of endless taunts and stare downs, Ole Captain Bob blew Zen the kiss of death and then it happened. After a super speedy dodge to steer clear of that kiss of death, Zen started to visibly shake and honk loudly. Electricity cracked all around his penguin body and he began to change into another form.

I thought it was a myth, but it turns out the myth is true. Zen stood there in his final magnificent form. THE PENGUISHER did exist. He shot off like a missile towards his angelic foes and began to flipper whip the whole team of angels. Not once but twice, then returned to the rest of his team. He stood there all bloody and looked to the sky as the rest of his teammates steadily preened and said, we are merciful and ordered one of his students that had been watching to send them each a pebble. The Colony's lead penguin, THE PENGUISHER, takes the win 14-0.



That was well said jabber jaw.

Awwwe, thanks Pooky. Which battles did you want to highlight on this dark night.

Well, Harry, I enjoyed the battle in division 7 between the Avenger's Walking Dead and Pain Inc. They both were tied near the end at 66 wins each until Stained of Pain Inc attacked Beastmode and lost while the Newbie spanked Spanko to finish off Pain Inc. 68-66 for the victory.

I also very much enjoyed watching the Ateam battle the MacGregors to 58-46 victory in division 8, the team of Purgatory Penitentiary in division 13 lock up the Devious Dozen 47-42 and throw away the key. More great fight in those two battles than I could point a boney finger at Harry.

Those were some fine highlights Pooky and that will about wrap it for all the highlights in round 2 of LWS SCARDY CAT. Congrats to the victorious. Prepare for round 3 folks. It's gonna be scary. ooooooh. Me and Pooky gonna go find us someone to bite.

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BEST FIGHTS OF LWS SCARDY CATS: ROUND 1

BY: Todd Goode id#12205

Welcome guys and ghouls to round 1 of LWS SCARDY CAT. Scary Harry here, reporting on some of the killer action with my sidekick Pooky.

How are you tonight Pooky? You old bag of bones.

I'm doing good you ole talking head. Are you ready for that game of kickball?

Heck No! Last time I got a bloody nose and can't right now anyways. We gotta talk about round. what did you think about it Pooky?

Well Harry, it was pretty scary. See what I did there? The usual teams did their thing and slaughtered dang near everyone. I'm looking forward to some fresh meat in future league wars since the new guy took over and has been making some big changes. I wish I knew his name, but I can say this he was Just in here a minute ago. He had to leave. A couple of zombies had to be taken out and he is having their car towed. Butt enough about that. Let's get to the reporting. Who were your top battles in round 1 Harry?

Yeah, I saw the new guy. He had one long arm and another the same length with two real short legs. Good looking fellow. Welcome abroad. I mean Welcome aboard. Dang talk to text is acting up again.

Well, Pooky. I really enjoy a close battle. The kind that has you on the edge of your seat where you could almost role off. Them is the good ones.

I'd say division 4 had two of the best battles. Fortress of Solitude gathered the bounty on The Outlaws Inc. in a close battle. The Outlaws were arrested 67-64. The Creatures of the Night couldn't be hunted down by the SOB Hunter/killer crew as they lose 90-77.

Yep, those were two great battles Harry. I really enjoyed the battle in division 5. Bad Moon Rising just eclipsed Tygger's Freak Show, 78-61. Beware the wolves in the night.

I agree Pooky. I was howling at the moon after that battle but for my last great fight of round 1, I chose Division 8. The Freaks of Nature butchered the guys from SOB Meatlocker. and leave them with a broken freezer of meat, 91-85.

That about wraps it up like a mummy for round 1 guys and ghouls. Take some rest and get ready for round 2. It's going to be a bloodbath. This has been Scary Harry with Pooky, reporting. we'll be lurking forward to round 2 battles.

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Pre-League Wars: Scaredy Cats - Taunt

Scaredy Cat, Scaredy Cat, look and see, all the little Scaredy Cat’s meowing at thee. They pamper and scamper and lick their wounds, afraid of the whipping that will soon consume. Red or Yellow, Black or White, they will all scream in fright as my sons and daughters true, tare and hack at the likes of you.

Scaredy Cat, Scaredy Cat, look and see, a Society of Butchers comes for thee. Enter into the fight or scamper into the night, what will it be? Or is thy League Scared indeed? We await you once more, hear at the door. Time will tell what fait has in store!

Scaredy Cat, Scaredy Cat, look and see, only the brave will win indeed.



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