EASTER CONTEST: MIDGARDSORMR

MIDGARDSORMR WAS SLUMBERING ON HIS COMFORTABLE ROCK NEXT TO THE ACTIVE VOLCANO THAT WAS THE ENERGY SOURCE FOR WMD’S OLD SECURE HQ .THE OLD HQ PROVIDED BY B.A.D.G.E. WS COMPROMISED AND ACTUALLY CRAPPY

AS HE TRAVELED THE ASTRAL PLANE THE SILVER CORD CONNECTING HIS HIS THOUGHTS TO HIS BODY HIS CONSTANTLY AIR TASTING TONGUE DID ITS’ JOB TO ALERT HIM TO ANY DANGERS .IMMEDIATELY HE TASTED THE ODOR OF CHEAP ROTGUT WHISKEY AND VOMITUS ..IT WAS THAT DAMN BRUNKEN BLUE TRICLOPS QUARK AND ANOTHER SCENT OF AN ANNOYING LONG EARRED RAT EB. INSTANTLY HE AWOKE READY TO KILL…EB WASN’T THAT BAD BUT QUARK WAS ONCE AN AVENGER AND WAS HATED.THE FOULNESS OF QUARKY WAS GONE BUT NOT THE COCOA SMELL OF EB

“WHY ARE YOU IN MY LAIR RAT….BETTER HAVE A GOOD ANSWER OR TONIGHT I DINE ON HASSENPFEFFER” HSSS MIDDY

ALL OF A SUDDEN THE AIR WAS FILLED WITH THE SCENT OF CHOCOLATE RABBIT PELLETS.”HOW WWWWOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HERE I HAVE BEEN HIDING EASTER TREATS FOR YEARS UNDETECTED” STAMMERED THE STARTLED BUNNY

“ANYWAY JORMY .MIND IF I CALL YOU JORMY SIR? YOU HAVE BEEN AN EXCEPTIONAL HERO THIS YEAR SO I MADE YOU ONE OF THE FINEST EGGS I EVER MADE. HOPPY EASTER” WITH THAT HE DISAPPEARED

LAYING BY HIS LEDGE WAS A BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN EGG.JORMY THOUGH WHY NOT AND SCARFED IT DOWN ..UMMM HE THOUGHT HINTS OF THE FINEST SWISS CHOCOLATE SOME CALCIUM CARBONATE PHOSPHORUS MANGANESE SODIUM AND OTHERS .IT WAS DELICIOUS THOUGHT THE WORLD SERPENT AND WENT BACK TO TRAVERSING THE OUTER PLANES SEARCHING FOR HIS NEXT PLANET TO DEVOUR AFTER THIS ONE.

A COUPLE OF WEEKS LATER HE AWOKE FAMISHED SO IN THIS SMALL AVATATR HE WENT HUNTING AND ATE 3 BLUE WAHALES 2 PODS OF ORCAS AND A NARWHAL ALL FILLED WITH GOOD BONE MASS.HE THEN RETURNED HOME AND SLUMBERED AGAIN.STRANGE HE THOUGHT I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS A LOT MORE THAN THE NORM.

THE NEXT DAY HE AWOKE AND FELT SAD A STRANGE SENSATION LOOKED INTO HIS VIEWING SCREEN THAT HAD CAMERAS THAT SHOWED EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY IN HIS CHAMBER .THEN DOING SOMETHING HE NEVER DID LOOKED AT HIS FORM

“DAMN I AM GETTING FAT MATBE IT IS MY NEW AVATAR ITEMS AND MY MATING CLAWS ARE GONE’ I HAVE TO GO TO THE WMD CONFERENCE ARENA AND CONSULT MY LEAGUE MATES .|

AS I WALK INTO THE ARENA HOTWING SKELANIMAL SLAGGY WIZARD DAMON WIZARD AND THE SHADOW WALKER ALL START LAUGHING DANON SMILED AND SAID WHO PUT BOOTS TO YOUR ASS IT IS ALL SWELLED UP.OTHERS MADE SIMILAR ABUSIVE REMARKS.”

SOBBING I CRIED” WHAT DOES THIS NEW AVATAR ITEMS MAKE MY LOWER AREA LOOK FAT FAT?” NO CAME THE CRIED IN IN UNISON “NO YOUR LOWER AREA MAKES YOUR AVATAR ITEMS LOOK FAT”THEN THEY ALL FELL DOWN SHAKING WITH LAUGHTER.

I WENT INTO A RAGE AS TEARS SHOT OUT OF MY EYES I TOSSED THEM ALL TO THE ROOF HSSSS UP YOURS AND I WENT TO THE PLACE WHERE I COULD TALK TO SOME ONE WITH OUT RIDICULE I HEADED TO THE WIZARD’S FEMALE DRAGON’S AREA.

“MALEFICENT CAN WE TALK?”I SAID THROUGH TEARS

‘ SURE COME ON IN” SHE ROARD

SHE THEN GASPED “WHAT IN THE WORLD SERPENT HAPPENED MY GOD JORMY YOU ARE GRAVID WITH EGGS”

“WE MUST PREPARE A NEST IMMEDIATELY AND GIVE THEM NAMES ONE PECULIAR THING THEY SMELL SLIGHTLY OF DUCK”

“I AM GOING TO END THAT BLUE RETAL ORIFE AND MY FUZZY TOO HE MUST HAVE ROOFIED ME “

“REVENG LATER SWEETIE TIME TO GET TO WORK / SHE HELPED ME PREPARE A NEST NEAR THE VOLCANO TO KEEP THE EGGS WARM AND ALO NEAR THE GLACIER TO COOL THEM DOWN IF THE ENVIROMENT BECAME TOO HOT.

SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY MY CLOACA STRETCHED AND BEAUTIFUL COLORFUL EGGS WERE LAID .AS EACH ONE MALEFICIENT SNIFFED THEM AND STARTED NAMING STARTED NAMING THEM:

. James Pond
· Quackers
· Quack Sparrow
· Fuzzy Duck
· Quackie Chan
· Firequacker
· Duck Norris
· Sirius Quack
· Quack Efron
· Moby Duck
· Jack Quack
· The Nutquacker
· Quackula
· Sam and Ella (for a pair!) · Duckleberry Finn
· Eggsy
· Mick Ducknall
· Quackpot
· Ducksauce
· Father Quackmas
· Wolfgang Duck
· Quack Nicholson
· Michael Quackson
· Rubber
· Quackman
· Crispy
· Peking
· Pope Eggory
· Feather Small
· Puddle
· Eggory Peck
· Duck van Dyke
· North/South Duckota
· Leonardo Duckaprio
· Marmaduck
· Ducks of Hazzard
· Oreggon
· Jennifer Lopegg
· Elvis Eggsly
· Quacktain America
· Selena Gomeggz
· Charlie Quacklin
· Hugh Quackman
· Steven Spielbeak
· Michael Ducklass
· Samuel L. Quackson
· Ronald Reggan
· Ben Affpeck
· James Quackavoy
· David Peckham
Mallard filmore

AND THE ;AST BUT LARGEST WIT LITTLE SCALED WEBBED DUCK FEET STICKING OUT YOU GUESSED IT ROBES PIEERE

THEY STARTED HATCHING IMMEDIATELY AND I PROUDLY TOOK THEM TO THE ANTARTIC THEY MUST FEED ON SMALL WEAK STUPID PREY SO I LET THEM LOOSE ON THE VAST PENQUIN ROOKERIES

ALL BUT ONE THE BIG GUY ROBES PIERRE NEVER EMERGED FROM THE SHELL THEY HE WAS JUST HIS FEET HNGING OUT

SINCE HE NEVER CAME OUT HIS DOWNY SCALES NEVER FLUFFE AND HE ALWAYS COMPLAINED OF THE COLD .WSOME HOW HE GOT OUT OF MY SITE AND I SAW HIM DISAPPEAR OVER THE MOUNTAINOYS ICE SHEATH SO I GAVE CHASE ….ROBES PIEEERE ROBES PIERRE I CRIED COME BACK HERE I LOST SIGHT OF MY BROOD BUT I WAS NOT WORRIED THEY COULD FEND FOR THEMSELS.

FINALLY I FOUND HIM MY LARGEST OFF EGGS HE HAD FOUND A VOLCANO AND WAS BASKING IN THE LAVA FINALLY WARM.

? NU MUMSY HE HISSED” SPLENDID IN HIS HORRID FORM.

I GATHERED HIM UP AND TOOK IM BACK TO THE REST BUT ALL THAT REMAINED WAS PENGOO AND THAT WAS IT .I SCREAMED IN AGONY ….AND WOLE UP IN MY LAIR >IT HAD BEEN ALLA DREAM….JUST LIJKE THAT LAST EPISODE OF THE BOB NEWHART SHOW

“QUARK AND EB ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS? AS I NOTICED A SMALL SET OF TALONED WEBBED FEET LEADING INTO THE ATLANTIC. BUT AT LEAST NOW LIKE ALWAYS I DIDN’T CARE AND I WAS NO LONGER FAT

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