Aliens? No Problem. Solar Flares? We got it. Planes dropping out of the sky? Sorry, No can do!
The most recent Atlas event was another problem with planes falling from heaven again. Someone really should be looking into these plane manufacturers. Unfortunately, like last time, we did not hit our goal of saving 13.8 million people. In fact we did worse than last time we tried to stop the planes! This time, we failed to save 790,695 people. Maybe everyone needs to re-think flight travel.
We had six divisions this time instead of eight. So lets jump right in with Division 6 and see how they did.
We had 22 operatives in this division, but only three (THREE!) made more than one attempt to save people and then went home. The other 19 heroes, helped once and then off they went to the Bahamas or something. Maybe now we know why so many people died in fiery plane crashes. You know what? I am not even going to list the full top ten. Lets just show the top three who did the work.
Rank / Div / Div Rank / Hero / # Saved / Hits / Score %
42 6 1 Cadaverdog44 33,139 195 0.25%
76 6 2 Armpit 3,612 15 0.03%
89 6 3 The worm 2,462 20 0.02%
These three showed true stamina and loyalty to earth. Congratulations to Cadaverdog, Armpit, and The worm.
I am a lot prouder of Division 5! Five had an impressive showing of 37 operatives, 34 of which put in some effort to save lives. This is also the earliest I have seen the 10K mark broken - Almost the 100K. Impressive hero-ing done here!
Rank / Div / Div Rank / Hero / # Saved / Hits / Score %
29 5 1 Justin Case 72,266 420 0.56%
31 5 2 ‡☠Yojimbo☠ ‡ 71,049 200 0.55%
34 5 3 ⛧Ⱡł₵Ⱨ QɄɆɆ₦⛧ 62,230 204 0.48%
35 5 4 ‡ ☠"OVERCAST"☠ ‡ 57,287 178 0.44%
36 5 5 Harry the Freak 45,860 191 0.35%
47 5 6 Shakey2024 23,468 150 0.18%
61 5 7 RHINO 7,856 120 0.06%
63 5 8 Wulfrik MacGregor 7,170 75 0.06%
64 5 9 IRISH 6,650 135 0.05%
65 5 10 KIWI 5,854 75 0.04%
Our first place winner goes to Justin Case with 72K people. Yojumbo is right behind with 71K, followed by the Lich Queen at 62K. A shout out to Overcast, Harry the Freak, and Shakey 2024 for also breaking that 10K ceiling. Yojimbo came in 4th last Atlas, so hitting 2nd this time is awesome. The Lich Queen is also not new to the lime light as she placed 3rd in Div 8 last time.
Division 4 had exactly 10 participants, so at least we got all our medals handed out. A good showing of heroes allowed us to see 6 of them break the 10K barrier. We are still looking for that elusive 100K breakage though.
Rank / Div / Div Rank / Hero / # Saved / Hits / Score %
27 4 1 ‡ ☠Puff,Puff,"Give"!☠ ‡ 79,339 197 0.61%
33 4 2 Aflima ◄[RD]► 62,446 153 0.48%
49 4 3 Visionary 21,761 79 0.17%
51 4 4 Lykos 19,638 135 0.15%
53 4 5 ☠️ 12,782 45 0.10%
56 4 6 NightTerror 11,860 75 0.09%
60 4 7 The Crusher 8,534 45 0.07%
70 4 8 Nuclear Lad 4,717 15 0.04%
86 4 9 //MONSTROSITY\\ 2,665 15 0.02%
92 4 10 Ability Mage 2,266 8 0.02%
Taking first is once again Puff. Puff is blowing away the competition and leaving them in the weeds. Aflima and Visionary rounded out our top three. Congrats to Visionary for jumping from 9th to 3rd. Heck of of a leap, even for a hero. Hey wait! Who's that guy in 4th?? That's ME!! No, no.. no autographs, please...
Ahem, anyway... Lets take a look at Division 3. 28 total operatives participated here. What is truly impressive, is that all but one of the top ten managed to break that 100k barrier. Not to slight Burning Daylight, they put up an impressive score in tenth place.
Rank / Div / Div Rank / Hero / # Saved / Hits / Score %
15 3 1 <<ü>>Neach-dìon na h-Alba<<ü>> 227,413 281 1.75%
17 3 2 Major William 180,490 210 1.39%
18 3 3 The Stander 157,848 271 1.21%
19 3 4 ☣Frank the Rabbit☣ 134,499 165 1.03%
20 3 5 William Davespeare 132,540 404 1.02%
21 3 6 Orion Star 125,685 315 0.97%
22 3 7 PR Princess 124,362 330 0.96%
23 3 8 ‡ ☠xXOG DIESELXx☠ ‡ 117,300 255 0.90%
24 3 9 Temujin 106,663 255 0.82%
26 3 10 Burning Daylight (L*) 85,528 285 0.66%
Neach-dìon na h-Alba (Yes I C&P'ed that) took first with an incredible 227K saved. Neach made a heck of an entrance to the top ten by placing first. Major William took 3rd in Div 3 last time and is now popping in at number 2. The Stander found himself standing in 3rd place, which is still an impressive feet, I mean feat. The Stander was in 9th place last Atlas, so this is an even more impressive run for the top.
Division 2 was slim in number, but mighty in saves. We had ten operatives again in this one, 4 of which broke 100K.
Rank / Div / Div Rank / Hero / # Saved / Hits / Score %
7 2 1 MetaLord 520,168 598 4.00%
8 2 2 Dark Mourning 421,822 975 3.24%
10 2 3 Vol Kana 379,416 926 2.92%
13 2 4 Lord Grim Payne 284,369 547 2.19%
25 2 5 Uptown Knight 91,810 141 0.71%
28 2 6 ☠CHAINZ☠ 73,329 135 0.56%
37 2 7 Vendetta 41,870 98 0.32%
40 2 8 ][✡️][ The Wizard ][✡️][ 35,913 75 0.28%
45 2 9 Captain Picard 24,417 31 0.19%
50 2 10 ♦️ ChaChing ♦️ 21,008 31 0.16%
But MetaLord wasn't happy with 100K, or even 200K. No, Meta went straight up and over the half million mark. Lets compare that to last Atlas where Meta placed 3rd and only stopped 152K flares. This was truly an impressive comeback. Taking Second was Dark Mourning who didn't place in the top ten last Atlas and soared straight to a gold this time. Vol Kana grabbed third also not having made the top ten last go around. Vol saved nearly 100K more than the 4thg place finisher. She did great, it's plain to see.
OK, now for the big finale. The Reveal. The one you are all waiting for - DIVISION 1!!
Twelve operatives were able to come out and save lives, and save they did! They may not have broken the 2 million barrier, but they still managed to save literally millions of people.
Rank / Div / Div Rank / Hero / # Saved / Hits / Score %
1 1 1 ~666~ B$C ♦♞♦ 1,762,205 1,832 13.55%
2 1 2 SHINOBI 1,759,782 2,295 13.53%
3 1 3 Sarg 1,334,659 1,665 10.26%
4 1 4 ➶➴ ♦Magnificent Punlork♦ ➷➹ 1,017,815 1,215 7.82%
5 1 5 The Gentleman 635,735 915 4.89%
6 1 6 Mahham/Santa Hulk 558,011 630 4.29%
9 1 7 Φωτιά και θειάφι 398,262 810 3.06%
11 1 8 Bartman ⁵ᵗʰ 353,098 642 2.71%
12 1 9 Lady Gamma Goddess 295,953 573 2.27%
14 1 10 ZANAZOLA MERLIO 264,039 365 2.03%
As we can see, 666 B$C is taking first having placed 4th last Atlas. They also scored 300K more points this Atlas and their hard work shows. Shinobi placed first previously and slips one spot to second. Sarg also slipped one place from 2nd to 3rd. Most of the other names on the Top Ten here look familiar, however this is Gamma Goddess's first move to Division 1, having placed 4th in division 2. Hitting the top ten is impressive at any time, but Gamma did it by doing an additional 200K more points than she did last Atlas. She really poured on the steam and took the division by storm. Hmmm I think I am mixing metaphores here.
ANYway... Congratulations to all our heroes that came out to save the populace. To those who sat out and watched, those lives are on your heads. May you hear their screams of anguish in your sleep.
Sorry, getting a bit dramatic. So our next Atlas going to be on March 27th at midnight EST. It looks like the dams are bursting and flooding will destroy homes, lives, businesses, and who knows what else. Our mission is to hurl boulders into these raging flood waters to stop them from killing people. Sounds like a good wet time.
What kind of Atlas would you like to see? Personally, I am hoping for Meteors. Don't y'all wanna punch meteors? Wouldn't that be fun?
Don't forget the Item Explosion starts this weekend and after that we have Easter Village arriving on Monday the 25th.
Save ya later!
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