By Ben Roberts
"And it now appears that fake tan is as effective a barrier as a dust mask ... Now it's over to the SuperActionSports Team for a round up of the first days action over at the League Wars Arena."
"Thanks Kennie, there was a few predictable results and a couple of suprises in yesterday's first round match ups."
"Jay C I have to admit I was suprised."
"Doesn't take much Kennie."
"In summary ... Division 1 saw wins for Avengers and Suicide Squad, but you can't fault Legacy of Spawn for the effort they put in."
"You can't Robert Jnr. Plucky!"
"Division 2 saw Avengers and WMD/51 posting wins. Division 3 Avengers again and Wildcards, that's shaping up to be a very close division. Division 4 saw the second Suicide Squad SOB Redguard and Pain Inc victorious."
"Pain fighting above their levels there, a really good showing. But no clear leader yet."
"Division 5 Saw two 5th Precinct sides losing and one winning, along with 101st Space Rangers, Total Vengeance and Suffering. Again bookies are split with favourites to emerge champs there."
"If I was a gambling man I'd be hedging my bets"
"If you were any kind of man Jay C you'd give me a solid prediction and stick with it."
"Division 6 ..."
"Result of the day!"
"Shock of the year..."
"Nobody saw the floods , mudslides, fires, earthquakes, or viral infections coming and they definitely didn't predict a win for the Purple Onion."
"A win and a score into three digits!"
"Just goes to show that anyone can enter league wars and give it a go."
"Henchmens Tale also claimed the victory and our prediction for that division is now not looking quite so crazy."
"I'm going out on a limb ... Onion for champs and if they do it's a steak dinner on Kennie, they don't and we're paying."
"I'll take that bet!"
"Thought you would Kennie."
"We'll be back with the opening action tomorrow as round two gets underway."
"Thanks Jay C, Robert Jnr, looking forward to the next show already."
"Catch you later Kennie."
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