Friday, April 28, 2023

Avenger's top 40 Toons after LWs 18: Back to Basics

By: Avenger
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Robert Steele (Avenger) here to give you the top 40 toons after LW’s.#18 Back to Basics

1)Avenger- After the last war, The Avenger nearly dropped to Div 2 but a perfect round attacking WMD in the final and 14-4 Defending =28-4 in the final. The rumors of his demise might have been premature. I hear WMD has that issue.
2) Super Rakly- The Avenger is just keeping the seat warm on the top spot for the game's strongest toon.
3) New Hanzo- The plan is working... Three-dimensional chess at its best.
4) THE BIG SNAKE- Moves up a spot as he adjusts to the game’s changes.
5) Heretic- Slowly making his way to the top. The spot he enjoyed when I first started reporting on LWs.
6) §レαgα†h⊕☈ ][.- A nice bounce back, but the Avengers take the top 5 spots this war.
7) Skelly Animal- One step forward, two steps back. Expect 3 steps forward soon.

8)Meat Rising- The rising meat was hard to beat.
9) Retired 1- If it wasn’t for the four attacking losses rule he would still be giving us defensive wins.
10) E.L.E.- Under new management, this old toon has made huge strides.
11)Retired 2- or was that retarded? Strong toons both but still playing checkers to Hanzo’s chess.
12) Damon- Nice guys move up a spot
13) Magnificent Punlurk- Another gold for the Punkster.
14) Zen- Colony ices all comers for a Div 2 Gold.
15) The Gentleman- Keeps moving up the ranks and well-dressed lists.
16) Night Shadow- I remembered him 2 LWS in a row. Was that guilt or his skill?
17) Slayer B.A.S.- Part of the new fearsome foursome. A mistake to underestimate this pound-for-pound best toon in the game.
18) IboShin Gu- Ninjas=Gold.You would think there would be more of them... Or are there?
19) Sevon- Up as he cracks the top 20. The second member of the fearsome foursome.
20) Old Hanzo- He would be higher but that’s part of the plan or is it?
21) BSC - The lone wolf gathers no sheep or Gold.
22) Painguin- The third member of the fearsome foursome. Just ask the Marshall.
23)No Bueno- Que? Very Bueno and ahead of Dak.
24) Star Crawler or was it grape ape or was it Ice Ice Baby. Another LW another gold.
25) Carnifax- A new entry to the list. The fourth member of the fearsome foursome. WHO????
26 Martial Law- Dropped to Division Four and found it, not to his liking.
27) Shadow Walker- A shadow of his former self.
28) Dr. Silver Strange- It’s strange seeing him this low but it’s part of the… Plan?
29) Whips- Drops out of the top 25 as the new wave, we are Devo, of toons whips it good.
30) Chainz- Working on the Chaniz…GGGAnnggg annng.
31) Loki- Keeping it on the down low. He would be higher but he took the Avengers Gym
32) Ultra Instinct- Is that a light beer? A bear light? Quick... hide the cocaine.
33) The Outsider- Moves inside the top 40.
34) Princess Sari- A real Plan in the ass.
35) Tri-Blade- I tried to think of something funny. I should have planned ahead.
36) The Wizard- He should be higher... bad planning on my part.
37) Shadow Wizard- Plagiarism at its finest or is that Plan-erism?
38) Cocaine Bear- I told you to hide the drugs. The first to level 1000
39) Cha Ching- Every time a cash register rings, that’s someone that should be buying MPs.
40) Lumpsum- The Sisyphus of the Hill.
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