BY: Todd Goode id#12205
Hello all you creepy crawlies. Welcome back to round 2 of LWS SCARDY CATS. I'm Scary Harry here with my weirdly dressed sidekick, Pooky.
Pooky! What in the whole wide underworld of sports are you wearing? You look like you're getting ready to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.
Call me, Jukey Pooky, you bowling ball with teeth. These is my fighting duds. I'm putting on an exhibition fight tonight during intermissions.
Okay there Jukey Pooky, don't get your bones crossed. Go on ahead and show off that knuckle only sammich you got. I gotta warn you though, Nova brought his rottweilers again and you know how much they like chewing on old bones.
Quite right there motormouth. I think I'll just stay up here with you where its safe and do the round 2 highlights with you. Them devilish hounds already got a couple of ribs from the last Halloween league wars. Speaking of highlights, maybe we should get started Harry.
We had a lot of great battles in round 2 Pooky. We even had two battles end in a tie and one of those battles has gone into double overtime. Division 11's Comfort Zone and Bomb X Squad mini were tied 0-0 at the end of regulation play to trigger overtime. Bomb X Squad mini broke that tie within mere minutes with a volley of their mini bomb grenades. Who likes fighting the full 32 hours anyway?
I can answer that ball head. That would be the division 9 teams of Lothlorien and Hellsgate who were tied 86-86 at the end of regulation time and still remain tied at 86-86 eight hours later. We'll find out who won that one next Halloween.
Still great fights though, Pooky. I'd give em all 2 thumbs up if I weren't so thumb impaired an all.
It's all good there, mush mouth, you can still just smirk em to death. Hehehe.
Shut up Pooky. We got other highlights to report on, so let us get to it. I'll start it off with division 3 Colony 51 vs The Seraphim Angels. It was still a crazy tight race in D3. There they were, locked in a tie for most of the round, the two powerhouse teams of the division staring each other down madly, like someone said something about each other's mama. Who will make the move? Who will launch the attack that sets it all ablaze?
Well, I'll tell ya. Folks, after nearly 24hours of endless taunts and stare downs, Ole Captain Bob blew Zen the kiss of death and then it happened. After a super speedy dodge to steer clear of that kiss of death, Zen started to visibly shake and honk loudly. Electricity cracked all around his penguin body and he began to change into another form.
I thought it was a myth, but it turns out the myth is true. Zen stood there in his final magnificent form. THE PENGUISHER did exist. He shot off like a missile towards his angelic foes and began to flipper whip the whole team of angels. Not once but twice, then returned to the rest of his team. He stood there all bloody and looked to the sky as the rest of his teammates steadily preened and said, we are merciful and ordered one of his students that had been watching to send them each a pebble. The Colony's lead penguin, THE PENGUISHER, takes the win 14-0.
That was well said jabber jaw.
Awwwe, thanks Pooky. Which battles did you want to highlight on this dark night.
Well, Harry, I enjoyed the battle in division 7 between the Avenger's Walking Dead and Pain Inc. They both were tied near the end at 66 wins each until Stained of Pain Inc attacked Beastmode and lost while the Newbie spanked Spanko to finish off Pain Inc. 68-66 for the victory.
I also very much enjoyed watching the Ateam battle the MacGregors to 58-46 victory in division 8, the team of Purgatory Penitentiary in division 13 lock up the Devious Dozen 47-42 and throw away the key. More great fight in those two battles than I could point a boney finger at Harry.
Those were some fine highlights Pooky and that will about wrap it for all the highlights in round 2 of LWS SCARDY CAT. Congrats to the victorious. Prepare for round 3 folks. It's gonna be scary. ooooooh. Me and Pooky gonna go find us someone to bite.
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