“Hello fright fans, err ah, fight fans. This Scary Harry coming to you straight outta coffin to report on LWS 10 TRICK OR TREAT. It’s gonna be spook-tacular. After an un-arousing start due to the stadium generators being sabotaged, we finally got the lights up and the battles underway and I got my crypt walk on like the walking dead, this spooky spectator and my sidekick Spooky Pookie, will keep you updated on this spook-tacle as things are bound to be bloody but before we look at a few of them, let’s go to Spooky Pookie for the ball scores.”
“Thank you Scary Harry and now for the ball scores. The ball scores are 6.. 6..9...no, that was another 6 and the last number is a zero with little letter Xs where the eyes should be. Back to you Harry.”
“Thanks Pookie, for that riveting report, it was just, bizarre.”
“Did you ever have the feeling you was being watched? Well, you were, as I said with a slow creepy laugh. “Hee Hee Hee Hee.” Now on with this strange report.”
“Hmmm, feel like I said that before. It’s like déjà vu … déjà vu. Oh well, let’s take a look at a few battles”
“In division 1 can the 5th Precinct Traffic Cops and the Angels of Sorcery make a comeback or will they sent away riding their boo-cycles? My jokes are just too humerus.”
“What is it Pookie, I’m trying to update the boo collar workers.”
“We have some breaking news. In division 6 we have had reports of some shenanigans. A black cat was ejected from his team for unsportsmanlike conduct and has been banned from future League Wars events. Ahh, betrayal during a Halloween event, even for a ghoul like me it’s a bit too much.”
“That’s right Pookie. I say cheater cheater pumpkin eater. What a creep show. Now back to the battles.”
“In division 2, Legacy of Spawn is enjoying a lead over The Seraphim Angels. Can the creep it, ah keep it?”
“Division 3 has 666 Apocalyp$e Now is ending 5th Precinct’s Kung Fu Hustle. That movie still makes me chuckle. Who do you like in division 4 Pookie?”
“I like Colony 51 Harry. I like the way they flipper smack everyone then try to give them pebbles. Them penguins were bone to be wild. Hope the Creatures of the Night are rock hounds on their down time cause it looks like they’re going to get some pebbles.”
“They are fangtastic Pookie. In division 5 we see the Mercs destroying the Galaxy Rangers who have no guts, no glory and no wins. Maybe they will catch up but that’s just witchful thinking.”
“In division 6, the 5th Precinct’s DarkSide has some issues with Star Force but can Law and Disorder handle a Stacked Deck? We will see.”
“Division 7 has The Hang Over Gang giving The Freaks of Nature a horrible good die-grain of their own.”
“Mojo’s Dojo has been really practicing their kill katas in division 8, Harry. Not sure the Macgregor’s know what hit em.”
“Those are definitely some killer katas Pookie.”
“Division 9 has a close battle raging with The Raider Nation slightly ahead of the Purple Onion.”
“Finally, in LWS newest division, we have 2 new teams scrappin. The Lothlorien and the House of Aristata are putting up a heck of a show. It’s too close to tell who will come out on top here.
“That’s all for now, but we will be lurking around to report the final results for round 1 of LWS 10 TRICK OR TREAT.”
“Hello fright fans, err ah, fight fans. This Scary Harry coming to you straight outta coffin to report on LWS 10 TRICK OR TREAT. It’s gonna be spook-tacular. After an um-arousing start due to the stadium generators being sabotaged, we finally got the lights up and the battles underway. This spooky spectator and my sidekick Spooky Pookie, will keep you updated on this spook-tacle as things are bound to be bloody but before we look at a few of them, let’s go to Spooky Pookie for the ball scores.”
“Thank you Scary Harry and now for the ball scores. The ball scores are 6.. 6..9...no, that was another 6 and the last number is a zero with little letter Xs where the eyes should be. Back to you Harry.”
“Thanks Pookie, for that riveting report, it was just, bizarre.”
“Did you ever have the feeling you was being watched? Well, you were, as I said with a slow creepy laugh. “Hee Hee Hee Hee.” Now on with this strange report.”
“Hmmm, feel like I said that before. It’s like déjà vu … déjà vu. Oh well, let’s take a look at a few battles. Didn't we just do this, Pookie?”
"Do what? In division 1 can the 5th Precinct Traffic Cops and the Angels of Sorcery make a comeback or will they sent away riding their boo-cycles? My jokes are just too humerus.”
“What is it Pookie, I’m trying to update the boo collar workers.”
“We have some breaking news. In division 6 we have had reports of some shenanigans. A black cat was ejected from his team for unsportsmanlike conduct and has been banned from future League Wars events. Ahh, betrayal during a Halloween event, even for a ghoul like me it’s a bit too much.”
“That’s right Pookie. I say cheater cheater pumpkin eater. What a creep show. Now back to the battles.”
“In division 2, Legacy of Spawn is enjoying a lead over The Seraphim Angels. Can the creep it, ah keep it?”
“Division 3 has 666 Apocalyp$e Now is ending 5th Precinct’s Kung Fu Hustle. That movie still makes me chuckle. Who do you like in division 4 Pookie?”
“I like Colony 51 Harry. I like the way they flipper smack everyone then try to give them pebbles. Them penguins were bone to be wild. Hope the Creatures of the Night are rock hounds on their down time cause it looks like they’re going to get some pebbles.”
“They are fangtastic Pookie. In division 5 we see the Mercs destroying the Galaxy Rangers who have no guts, no glory and no wins. Maybe they will catch up but that’s just witchful thinking.”
“In division 6, the 5th Precinct’s DarkSide has some issues with Star Force but can Law and Disorder handle a Stacked Deck? We will see.”
“Division 7 has The Hang Over Gang giving The Freaks of Nature a horrible good die-grain of their own.”
“Mojo’s Dojo has been really practicing their kill katas in division 8, Harry. Not sure the Macgregor’s know what hit em.”
“Those are definitely some killer katas Pookie.”
“Division 9 has a close battle raging with The Raider Nation slightly ahead of the Purple Onion.”
“Finally, in LWS newest division, we have 2 new teams scrappin. The Lothlorien and the House of Aristata are putting up a heck of a show. It’s too close to tell who will come out on top here.
“That’s all for now, but we will be lurking around to report the final results for round 1 of LWS 10 TRICK OR TREAT.”
“Hello fright fans, err ah, fight fans. This Scary Harry coming to you straight outta coffin to report on LWS 10 TRICK OR TREAT. It’s gonna be spook-tacular. After an um-arousing start due to the stadium generators being sabotaged, we finally got the lights up and the battles underway. This spooky spectator and my sidekick Spooky Pookie, will keep you updated on this spook-tacle as things are bound to be bloody but before we look at a few of them, let’s go to Spooky Pookie for the ball scores.”
“Thank you Scary Harry and now for the ball scores. The ball scores are 6.. 6..9...no, that was another 6 and the last number is a zero with little letter Xs where the eyes should be.. Back to you Harry.”
“Thanks Pookie, for that riveting report, it was just, bizarre.”
“Did you ever have the feeling you was being watched? Well, you were, as I said with a slow creepy laugh. “Hee Hee Hee Hee.” Now on with this strange report.”
“Hmmm, feel like I said that before. It’s like déjà vu … déjà vu. Oh well, let’s take a look at a few battles. Hold on, I know we've done this... how many times before?”
“I love covering early results, Harry. It's so exciting. I could do this forever..."
"I think you might just get your wish there, Pookie. Still, it's better than re-watching the Twilight series, so go ahead with the report, Pookie."
"You got it, boss. In division 1 can the 5th Precinct Traffic Cops and the Angels of Sorcery make a comeback or will they sent away riding their boo-cycles? My jokes are just too humerus.”
“What is it Pookie, I’m trying to update the boo collar workers.”
“We have some breaking news. In division 6 we have had reports of some shenanigans. A black cat was ejected from his team for unsportsmanlike conduct and has been banned from future League Wars events. Ahh, betrayal during a Halloween event, even for a ghoul like me it’s a bit too much.”
“That’s right Pookie. I say cheater cheater pumpkin eater. What a creep show. Now back to the battles.”
“In division 2, Legacy of Spawn is enjoying a lead over The Seraphim Angels. Can the creep it, ah keep it?”
“Division 3 has 666 Apocalyp$e Now is ending 5th Precinct’s Kung Fu Hustle. That movie still makes me chuckle. Who do you like in division 4 Pookie?”
“I like Colony 51 Harry. I like the way they flipper smack everyone then try to give them pebbles. Them penguins were bone to be wild. Hope the Creatures of the Night are rock hounds on their down time cause it looks like they’re going to get some pebbles.”
“They are fangtastic Pookie. In division 5 we see the Mercs destroying the Galaxy Rangers who have no guts, no glory and no wins. Maybe they will catch up but that’s just witchful thinking.”
“In division 6, the 5th Precinct’s DarkSide has some issues with Star Force but can Law and Disorder handle a Stacked Deck? We will see.”
“Division 7 has The Hang Over Gang giving The Freaks of Nature a horrible good die-grain of their own.”
“Mojo’s Dojo has been really practicing their kill katas in division 8, Harry. Not sure the Macgregor’s know what hit em.”
“Those are definitely some killer katas Pookie.”
“Division 9 has a close battle raging with The Raider Nation slightly ahead of the Purple Onion.”
“Finally, in LWS newest division, we have 2 new teams scrappin. The Lothlorien and the House of Aristata are putting up a heck of a show. It’s too close to tell who will come out on top here.
“That’s all for now, but we will be lurking around to report the final results for round 1 of LWS 10 TRICK OR TREAT. Please, don't let this repeat again. I'll do anything?”
Anything??? Mu-hahahahaha...
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