By: Todd Goode #12205
“Hi there Ghosts and goblins, it’s me, Scary Harry back with the killer endings of TRICK OR TREAT, round two. The winning leagues had a howling good time. The losing leagues have gone to pieces but they will pull themselves back together, literally, for round three.”
“Pookie, Say hi to everyone…..What!? Whattaya mean you don’t wanna shave the Wolf man for the Monster Mash party?”
“He bites Harry, and when you tossed my arm bone around last year, he took it and hid it and it took me three months of graveyard digging for me to find it and I’m not even going to say what he did to my leg this morning but it rhymes with jumpin.”
“Yeah, he’s funny that way. He’s into love at first bite. Now, for how the battles dreadfully ended.”
“In division 1, the Angels of Sorcery had no magic with WMD and WMD obliterates them, 173-1 and Avengers - Stormtroopers of Death thrash the Omniversal Traffic Cops with March of the S.O.D. 140-31.
In division 2, the RAVANGERS collect a bounty from the Legacy of Spawn, 67-32 and The Decepticons 51 de-wing the Seraphim Angels 104-22. The Angels should never say, “ANGELS! ROLL OUT!” Starscream gets nervous. Props to Painguin.
In division 3, 666 Apololyp$e Now likes the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like... victory. The Hunter/Killers fall, 68-44 and 5th Precinct’s Kung Fu Hustle lost its chop against the Villains Inc., 63-20.
Division 4 has Colony 51 steals the honey from Tygger’s Freak Show 88-3 and the Creatures of the Night and 5th Precinct’s Omniversal Guardian has been tearing each other apart. The lead has been back and forth all day but the 5th Precinct’s Omniversal Guardians comes out bloody but victorious, 76-69.
In division 5, Merc BABES AND BASTARDS Emu eggs the Aussie Freaks, 96-0 and that is no yolk, err choke, dang it… no joke. The Galaxy Rangers get the stick. The Injected make them bleed out, 72-2.
Division 6 sees that the Stacked Deck has too many jokers and The Star Force takes a meteor to the asteroids, 128-35. Law and Disorder try to put the 5th Precinct’s Dark Side in prism but Law and
Disorder get the light sentence instead. No Dark sarcasm indeed. The Law loses, 52-36.
In division 7, Time’s Arrow and The Magnificent Seven have got us on the edge of our seats with a tie of 78-78. There will be an eight hour OT for the die-breaker. Whoever has the most fights left will probably get the win but we will see who that is tomorrow with a die-breaker update.
Pain Inc. takes the Hang Over Gang 72-18 then take their drink. How rude. The Scottish Claymores - the Ghost Riders show The Justice League how it’s done, 75-54. This fight was a true Marvel and the Freaks of nature disconnect the B.O.R.G. 144-30. Bad B.O.R.G. baby… Bad B.O.R.G. baby. Freaks don’t assimilate.
Pain Inc. takes the Hang Over Gang 72-18 then take their drink. How rude. The Scottish Claymores - the Ghost Riders show The Justice League how it’s done, 75-54. This fight was a true Marvel and the Freaks of nature disconnect the B.O.R.G. 144-30. Bad B.O.R.G. baby… Bad B.O.R.G. baby. Freaks don’t assimilate.
In division 8 the NobleGates slam the gates of hell and shut down Mojo’s Dojo 101-1. Suffering open the portals of Outworld and 5th Precinct’s Mortal Kombat lose this round in the tournament 32-2. FireFly Fun Haus burns the Loon Platoon to a crisp 64-29 and The Star Force: Junior League fires photon blasters and de-feet the MacGregors, it was a great battle but the MacGregors were left without a leg to stand on and fall, literally, 74-56.
Division 9 had lopsided victories. Me thinks leagues forgot there was a war going on. Maybe they can improve and put on a good show. Anyways, the BomB X Squad destroys L.U.S.H. 56-0. The Raider Nation blitzes the NWO 18-0. The A-Team got their plan to come together and the Jeffery League 51 didn’t and loses 130-5. The Purple Onion body slams the Rock “n’ Wrestling Connection, 107-0.
The best battle in division 10 was the PIRATE CAVE vs Mutant League. The PIRATES shanghais the Mutants 28-15. Lothlorien loses to Deth 0-4. HAZZARD no shows and HellsGate barely show, HellsGate wins 1-0. Notorious Seven win over House of Aristata 11-0.
POOKIE! WAKE UP! We are finished with the results of round 2 –TRICK OR TREAT. Ahh never mind, Pookie is a dead sleeper.
Thanks to all the leagues for their fighting entertainment. Results for the die-breaker are coming soon. Eat, sleep and be scary. Scare ya later."
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