“Hi there Ghouls and goblins, Howl ya’ll doin? Ya’ll lurking good? It’s me, Scary Harry back with Pookie and the spine-chilling results of LWS 10 TRICK OR TREAT, round 3, spook-tacular.”
“Pookie, the divisions have fought tooth and nail and the battles have been hauntingly horrifying.”
“That’s right Scary Harry. One fighter got hit so hard, he lost his head. It’s okay though. He can grow a new one. I got it all on camera and just as soon as I’m through here, I’m posting that vid to Boo-tube. I bet it will get a ton of lurks.”
“That’s nice Pookie; it ought to be a real croaker. Let’s get to the results. I’m going shopping after for a new suit at Aberzombie & Fitch. It’s half price Fright-day.”
“In division 1, WMD obliterate the Avengers Stormtroopers of Death, 78-16.The Stormtroopers will aim to improve for future wars and the 5th Precinct’s: Omniversal Traffic Cops issue citations for lack of spells to the Angels of Sorcery, 297-103.
Division 2 sees The RAVAGERS steal the round from the Seraphim Angels, 78-25. The Decepticons 51 Transform and rise up and break the Legacy of Spawn 71-9.
In division 3, 666 Apocoyp$e Now burn as Villains Inc set them ablaze, 61-40 and The Hunter/Killers seek and destroy the 5th Precinct’s Kung Fu Hustle with a chop chop here and a chop chop there.
The Colony 51 of division 4 colonize and overtake the 5th Precinct’s Omniversal Guardians 102-16 and Tygger’s Freak Show are terrorized by the Creatures of the Night, 92-32 and that ain’t no Pooh.
Division 5 won’t be the same after the MERC BABES AND BASTARDS vaxx The Infected 51, 128-47 and the Aussie Freaks get there freak on against the Galaxy Rangers in out of this world battle. The Rangers get banged 68-51.
In division 6, the 5th Precinct’s Dark Side gets lost in the shuffle against a Stacked Deck, 87-42. The Dark Side fighting one man short due to some sinister actions put up a heck of a fight and another great battle in division 6 was Law and DisOrder vs The Star Force. Law and DisOrder put The Star Force into its proper space in the time continuum, 59-52, two terribly great battles for ghouls and goblins to watch.
Division 7 has the Freaks of Nature strike with lightning, shocking the Magnificent Seven in a close battle, 87-70. Pain Inc breaks Time’s Arrow, 100-10. The B.O.R.G. ‘ASSIMILATES! ‘The Justice League, 56-28 and the Scottish Claymores get a hangover of their own as the Hang Over Gang go break the Claymores 153-8.
Suffering gets their hands squashed by the NobleGates, 51-25, in division 8. It wasn’t quite a flawless victory for 5th Precinct’s Mortal Kombat but it’s a win for the Outworlders, 42-21. Mojo’s Dojo got its mojo working with a close win against The Star Force: Junior League, 106-84. The MacGregors flatten the Loon Platoon, 51-34.”
“Pookie take over for a minute. I got to go shake some thing my mummy gave me.”
“Yeeeah, that ain’t right Harry, but I got you covered. I tell ya, I got evil clowns to the right of me and croakers to the left but here I am.
In division 9, the BomB X Squad blows up the Raider Nation, 48-18. The A-Team wrestles the NWO to pin down a victory, 69-49. The Purple Onion peels L.U.S.H. a new one, 120-109 and finally in division 9, the Rock “n” Wrestling Connection suplex the Jeffery League 51 58-0.
In division 10, it was half and half. Half of the Leagues show up, the other half, not so much. Here are their results. Deth slams HellsGate, 20-0. The NotoriouSeven sink the PIRATES CAVES’s ship, 12-0. The Lothlorien, edge out a slim victory over HAZZARD, 2-0. The best battle of division 10 was the House of Aristata Vs Mutant League. The Mutants burn down the House, 34-32.”
“I’m back Pookie. Thanks for that hell raising commentary.”
“Well, the rest of the results are finished Harry, now that you’re done playing skelicopter, we just need to close up shop.”
“Ha-ha! Good one Pookie. I’ve got to scratch that down somewhere but Pookie is right. It’s been a great treat watching all of these horrifyingly haunting battles. We would like to thank everyone for a great show and hope we get to visit again next year. I’ll leave ya’ll with a lil anonymous poem I like from years ago but for now, eat, drink and be scary.
One Fine Day
Ladies and gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I will tell you a story I know nothing about.
Admission is free, so pay at the door.
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A blind man came to watch fair play.
A mute man came to shout “Hurray!”
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and killed the two dead boys.
He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
in a two-story house on a vacant lot.
A guy with no legs came walking by
and kicked the policeman on his thigh.
He crashed through a wall without a sound
into a dry ditch where he promptly drowned.
A long black hearse came and carted him away,
so he ran for his life and is still gone today.
I watched from the corner of a big round table,
the only eyewitness to the facts of my fable.
And if you don’t believe my lies are true,
ask the blind man; he saw it, too.
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