Thursday, December 1, 2022

Chaos War in Review

 

by Silver Paladin
#22349

"So, you called that a Chaos War?" Fae Lord of Chaos Puck said as he dug into his bag of stadium popcorn, his face a sneer of disappointment. He floated on a cloud resembling pink cotton candy, refusing to sit in the uncomfortable stadium seats, while speaking to Silver Paladin, his fledgling acolyte. "When you invited me to the HR dimension to watch, I couldn't wait to see what Director Nova and BADGE cooked up. I've seen more chaos in a bowl of vanilla pudding. Where was the surprise? The excitement? The... CHAOS?"

"I apologize for the event's failure to entertain you." Silver Paladin said as he took a knee before the member of the Fae royal family. 

"What was Director Nova thinking?" Puck continued, his rainbow-shaded mohawk hairstyle flouncing from side to side as he shook his head. "Where were the hidden pit traps? Would it have killed him to have one spiked pit with poisoned thorns hidden in the floor? A rabid were-xenomorph let loose in one of the locker rooms to infect a squad before the next round? One single belt of femininity exchanged with the belt normally on a combatants flashy costume?"

"The goal proposed by BADGE was for heroes to learn to fight in new combinations, not relying on their typical league companions for back-up," Silver Paladin said. "In that manner, there was a fair share of chaos in being able to know whether or not to trust your assigned teammates."

"Mildly endearing, at best," Puck shrugged. "Chaos should inspire fear of the unknown but also the wonder of discovery as well. Were any of these new combinations of heroes able to take advantage of this... meek attempt at the beauty of chaos?"

"Yes, here are the winning squads and their members:"

Division 1:


Round 1: Collide Squad Vs. Gamma Squad
90
to
35
Round 1: Rivals Squad Vs. Awakening Squad
64
to
79
Round 2: Collide Squad Vs. Rivals Squad
100
to
38
Round 2: Awakening Squad Vs. Gamma Squad
73
to
47
Round 3: Collide Squad Vs. Awakening Squad
90
to
45
Round 3: Gamma Squad Vs. Rivals Squad
43
to
64



























Division 2:


Round 1: Unholy Squad Vs. Shenanigans Squad
88
to
17
Round 1: Dynamite Squad Vs. Zulu Squad
61
to
23
Round 2: Unholy Squad Vs. Dynamite Squad
53
to
34
Round 2: Zulu Squad Vs. Shenanigans Squad
50
to
65
Round 3: Unholy Squad Vs. Zulu Squad
81
to
17
Round 3: Shenanigans Squad Vs. Dynamite Squad
34
to
71




























Division 3:



Round 1: Skeleton Squad Vs. Villain Squad
82
to
58
Round 1: Dogs Squad Vs. Tango Squad
90
to
34
Round 2: Skeleton Squad Vs. Dogs Squad
70
to
56
Round 2: Tango Squad Vs. Villain Squad
34
to
72
Round 3: Skeleton Squad Vs. Tango Squad
94
to
42
Round 3: Villain Squad Vs. Dogs Squad
66
to
69


























Division 4:

Round 1: Streak Squad Vs. Brilliant Squad
60
to
44
Round 1: Scream Squad Vs. Heisenberg Squad
58
to
56
Round 2: Streak Squad Vs. Scream Squad
59
to
31
Round 2: Heisenberg Squad Vs. Brilliant Squad
52
to
50
Round 3: Streak Squad Vs. Heisenberg Squad
54
to
35
Round 3: Brilliant Squad Vs. Scream Squad
19
to
30



























Division 5:



Round 1: Whiskey Squad Vs. Insurrection Squad
33
to
94
Round 1: Chivalry Squad Vs. Chief Squad
91
to
64
Round 2: Whiskey Squad Vs. Chivalry Squad
52
to
80
Round 2: Chief Squad Vs. Insurrection Squad
28
to
95
Round 3: Whiskey Squad Vs. Chief Squad
72
to
73
Round 3: Insurrection Squad Vs. Chivalry Squad
86
to
62


















Division 6:





Round 1: Ascension Squad Vs. Smoke Squad
48
to
56
Round 1: Chef Squad Vs. Hero Squad
57
to
64
Round 2: Ascension Squad Vs. Chef Squad
61
to
43
Round 2: Hero Squad Vs. Smoke Squad
59
to
41
Round 3: Ascension Squad Vs. Hero Squad
28
to
47
Round 3: Smoke Squad Vs. Chef Squad
61
to
40
























Division 7:






Round 1: Sabotage Squad Vs. Rook Squad
59
to
76
Round 1: Romeo Squad Vs. Frogs Squad
108
to
47
Round 2: Sabotage Squad Vs. Romeo Squad
51
to
39
Round 2: Frogs Squad Vs. Rook Squad
31
to
83
Round 3: Sabotage Squad Vs. Frogs Squad
66
to
56
Round 3: Rook Squad Vs. Romeo Squad
59
to
29
















Division 8:




Round 1: Hazy Squad Vs. Delta Squad
34
to
76
Round 1: Sierra Squad Vs. Enlightenment Squad
31
to
11
Round 2: Hazy Squad Vs. Sierra Squad
17
to
58
Round 2: Enlightenment Squad Vs. Delta Squad
12
to
67
Round 3: Hazy Squad Vs. Enlightenment Squad
20
to
65
Round 3: Delta Squad Vs. Sierra Squad
63
to
76


















Division 9:




Round 1: Risk Squad Vs. Viper Squad
30
to
55
Round 1: Nebula Squad Vs. Abracadabra Squad
34
to
0
Round 2: Risk Squad Vs. Nebula Squad
0
to
27
Round 2: Abracadabra Squad Vs. Viper Squad
33
to
82
Round 3: Risk Squad Vs. Abracadabra Squad
38
to
89
Round 3: Viper Squad Vs. Nebula Squad
31
to
82


















Division 10:




Round 1: UltraHero Squad Vs. Dogg Squad
39
to
0
Round 1: Dreams Squad Vs. Jadeite Squad
163
to
144
Round 2: UltraHero Squad Vs. Dreams Squad
149
to
88
Round 2: Jadeite Squad Vs. Dogg Squad
108
to
1
Round 3: UltraHero Squad Vs. Jadeite Squad
110
to
62
Round 3: Dogg Squad Vs. Dreams Squad
0
to
111


















Division 11:

DISSIDENT SQUAD



Round 1: Birds Squad Vs. Dissident Squad
109
to
143
Round 1: Matterhorn Squad Vs. Cookie Squad
3
to
0
Round 2: Birds Squad Vs. Matterhorn Squad
125
to
11
Round 2: Cookie Squad Vs. Dissident Squad
0
to
18
Round 3: Birds Squad Vs. Cookie Squad
261
to
49
Round 3: Dissident Squad Vs. Matterhorn Squad
56
to
0

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