By Todd Goode (AKA Donald Blake MD)
“Hello everyone, this is Ray Stevens, your Action News Reporter with all the news that is the news across the nation at the third and final round of the Premier of Heroes Rising League Wars. Here with my co-commentator, The Island."
“What is in store for the spectators tonight in round three ‘Island’?”
“Well, be ready for the long game ladies and gentlemen. It appears that most of the teams are strategizing and trying to pick up those big defense wins. A high number of defense wins can make a big difference and give each team an advantage.”
“Thanks ‘Island’. Let’s update the folks on what is happening in the divisions.”
“Thanks Ray. In division four, the best match of the division four so far is the ‘5th Precinct Police Academy’ ahead of the ‘101st Spacerangers’ by a small margin of 33 to 22. It’s a tight round and it remains to be seen who will prevail. The remaining Leagues of division four seem to be feeling each other out and trying to pick up some defense wins.”
“The division three battles have been intense. It’s anyone’s match to win between ‘NMDS’ and the ‘5th Precinct Night Shift’. It’s a real tight round with ‘NMDS’ has a slight lead of 12 to 5.”
“Did you say in tents Ray?”
“Hehehe, Nope. The “Realm Defenders are having some close matches with the ‘6th Precinct’. The ‘6th Precinct’ leads 43-16. The “Cargo Cult’ is delivering their cargo of whoopins’ to ‘Tygger’s Freak Show’ with 52 wins against 15.”
“You said delivering cargo. I see what ya done there. Good one.”
“The Match to watch on division three has to be the “Wildcards. Three hours into the final round, the ‘Wildcards [51]’ are running wild on ‘Wormhole [51]’ 78 wins to 23.”
The Island: “The division two matches have been heated but exciting. ‘The Avengers 2’ have a commanding lead against the ‘Angels of the Apocalypse’. Clipping the Angels’ wings 79 to 12.”
“You said clipping the Angel’s wings. I saw what you done there. Touché’. There’s a super battle of wills in a very close match with ‘Seraphim Angels’ ahead by a slim margin of 59 to 48 over ‘5th Precinct S.W.A.T’. “
“That certainly has been a great match thus far. It’s exciting to watch. What’s going on in division one Ray?”
R“Well, Island, it looks like Colony 2 is taking out some frustration on the ‘Legacy of Spawn’ with an 86 to 0 lead after losing badly in their first two rounds but it’s too early to tell. It seems that Colony 2 has taken the night off and will resume in the morning.”
“You’re right Ray. A good night’s rest and a fresh start in the morning should be more entertaining and speaking of entertaining, what did you think about my glorious idea of catapulting baby Orcas with spears into them flying fighting Penguins?”
“I think you need to pee in this cup and have you tested. However, The main battle everyone has been waiting for, The Avengers Varsity team vs. the Colony Varsity team is underway with the Avengers in the lead 34 to 7 but the Colony has yet to make their first strike and it appears the Colony has now two sets of fighting Twinquins that has The Avengers seeing double. Mind boggling isn’t it? I just made that word up, Twinquins, good one ain't it? Colony only has 7 wins, 6 from defense wins. So far Colony is working their psych game. The long game you were talking about earlier.”
“That’s right Ray, there’s nothing like a good mind game and in the long game those few defense wins can make a difference and each team will try and get as many as possible.”
“That about does it for updates for now Island but before w sign off, take a swig of this good ole Mt. Dew.”
“Mt. Dew, right tasty. Let’s call it a night.”
"Let’s Dew. This is Ray Stevens, your Action News Reporter with all the news that is the news across the nation at the third and final round of the Premier of Heroes Rising League Wars with my co-commentator, The Island. Stay tuned for updates and the final results tomorrow."
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