Saturday, November 2, 2019

SuperActionSports Team Live Update: Pre-Finals


"... and that's why you should never poke a skunk with a cattle prod. Now it's over to the SuperSportsAction Team live at League Wars Stadium where it's all building up to the final rounds."

"...turns out he has a green cloaca ... erm ... Evening Kennie."

"What's it looking like guys?"

"It's the quiet before the storm Kennie."

"The atmosphere is tense."

"Electric."

"Titles on the line guys."

"Yes Kennie all four divisions will be settled about 28 hours from now."

"We've been hanging around the stadium all day watching the preparations. The arena has been cleared, repairs completed and spectator force shields amplified."

"Talking of amplified ... the half time show?"

"Slipknot with Stevie Wonder."

"I'm looking forward to seeing that, I believe Fiero has been briefed on the correct conduct."

"We spoke with her earlier and she is confident she will manage thirty minutes without setting fire to anyone."

"Good to hear. Well we'll be back with you guys regularly during the action."

"Yes you will Kennie."

"That's the SuperSports Action Team live at League Wars. Coming up after these messages we have an interview with a man who claims that correctly used spreadsheets can save anyone from embarrassment."
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