by Midgardsormr
IT HAS BEEN A HELL OF A YEAR FOR THE BLACK ORDER THE WORLD’S MIGHTIEST
SEEMS LIKE CONSTANT LEAGUE WARS RAIDS AND SPECIAL EVENTS AND THE LAST RAID AGAINST THAT EGOMANIAC ARXS, WOWSER , MAYBE NEXT TIME I WILL JUST IGNORE (WINK) NOVA AND END A THREAT ONCE AND FOR ALL
MY BRETHREN AND I ARE USUALLY THE ONES DOING THE MOST OF THE HEAVY LIFTING AND WITH LITTLE REWARDS AND THEN THE WEAKLINGS OF B.A.D.G.E CAN’T KEEP THEM CONTAINED ONE BITE WITH MY SHATTERCORE VENOM AND NO MATTER WHAT THEY WILL DISSOLVE INTO A DELICIOUS BLOB OF GOO SUITABLE FOR DIGESTION (IF IT CAN DESTROY PLANETS NO MERE SINGLE ENTITY WILL SURVIVE
AT THE END OF THE BATTLE) THE SO CALLED DREAMBOAT ARX CRIED LOKE A LITTLE GIRL ABOUT SPARRING HIM SO HE COULD REJOIN HIS BROTHERS AND THEIR COMEDY TEAM…HE SAID HE WISHED HE NEVER BECAME A SINGLE ACT AND HE WOULD USE HIS REAL NAME AND GROUCHO CHICO HARPO GUMMO AND HIMSELF (ZEPPO WOULD MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AGAIN…OH WELL WE’LL SEE HOW THAT TURNS OUT
OH CRAP THER GOES THE B.A.D.G.E. KLAXON ALERT TIME FOR WMD TO GO KICK SOME CRIME MASTERMIND AGAIN ….I WISH THESE CLOWNS WOULD GIVE UP ALREADY SO THEY DON’TRUIN THE PLANET OTHERWISE KNOWN AS MY MEAL
AT THE END OF THE BATTLE) THE SO CALLED DREAMBOAT ARX CRIED LOKE A LITTLE GIRL ABOUT SPARRING HIM SO HE COULD REJOIN HIS BROTHERS AND THEIR COMEDY TEAM…HE SAID HE WISHED HE NEVER BECAME A SINGLE ACT AND HE WOULD USE HIS REAL NAME AND GROUCHO CHICO HARPO GUMMO AND HIMSELF (ZEPPO WOULD MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AGAIN…OH WELL WE’LL SEE HOW THAT TURNS OUT
OH CRAP THER GOES THE B.A.D.G.E. KLAXON ALERT TIME FOR WMD TO GO KICK SOME CRIME MASTERMIND AGAIN ….I WISH THESE CLOWNS WOULD GIVE UP ALREADY SO THEY DON’TRUIN THE PLANET OTHERWISE KNOWN AS MY MEAL
WAIT THIS IS STRANGE TRANSPORTS CAN’T REALLY GET THERE THE TECH PORTALS WON’T WORK AND THE WIZARD HAS INFORMED US NEITHER WILL HIS DIMENSIONAL GATES SO THAT MEANS WE WILL HAVE TO USE OUR OWN MODES OF TRANSPORTATION TO GET TOO NEO TOPIA
HOP ON BLACK ORDER I CAN GET US NEAR THERE BY ALMOST A THOUGHT THEN WE CAN ENTER THE CITY FIND THE IDIOT AND RESTORE THINGS .I USE MY ABILITY TO TRANSPORT THE WHOLW TEAM JUST OUT SIDE A SMALL ENERGY BUBBLE THAT IS EXPANDING BEFORE WE CAN ANALYZE THIS ANOMAL WE ARE ENVELOPED BY IT….
ALL OF A SUDDEN ALL COLOR IS GONE FROM THE WORLD EVEN THE TASTE IS BLAND…BY THIS BY ANGRBODA (MY MOTHER IN THIS REALM) MY BEAUTIFUL TONGUE HAS NO COLOR NOR FORK QUICKLY ASESSING MY BODY I HAVE TURNED INTO A 50 FT TALL MILK SUCKING APE AND ALMOST THE ENTIRE WMD HAS CHANGED AS WELL SKEL HAS GOTTEN FUR AND NOW LOOKS LIKE A WERE WOLF SLGATHOR HAS TRANSFORMED INTO A LARGE BOXY CREATURE WITH BOLTS IN HIS NECK AND HIDEOUS SCARS SHADOW WALKER INTO A A SLIGHT BUT MUSCULAR HUMAN IN A SKIN TIGHT SUIT EXUDING MORALITY DAMON A LARGE HULKING MAN WITH A LEOPARD STRONGMAN SUIT THE WIZARD WHY A WIZARD BUT LOOKING MORE ARCHAIC HOT WINGS APPEARS TO BE A WINGED PRINCE OF SOME SORT
A CROWD STARTS TO GATHER
“LOOK AT ALL THOSE STRANGE FELLOWS ((THEIR MINDS REALLY NOT SEEING A GIANT APE TOO WELL) THERE IS FRANKENSTEIN THE WOLFMAN THE PHANTOM JOE ROLLINO (A T30’S STRONGMAN) PRINCE VULTAN (FLASH GORDONS BUDDY AND PRINCE OF THE WINGED PEOPLE ) AND MERLIN”
ENOUGH OF THIS I ROARED AND THE DULL BLACK AND WHITE THRONG FINALLY NOTICED ME AND SHRIEKED KING KONG IS REAL
THE WIZARD SPOKE UP “I SENSE A GREAT ANCIENT POWER ALMOST AS ANCIENT AS YOU JORMY IT IS CALLED THE MCGUFFIN AND IT CREATES A GLAMOUR THAT IS REAL AND HE WHO CONTROLS IT DETERMINES HOW A WORLD IS TERAFORMED. IT IS FROM ONE OF THE FIRST INTERSTELLAR CAPABLE SPECIES WE MUST MAKE SURE THE LEGION DOESN’T ACQUIRE IT AND WHO CONTROLS IT NOW”
AS WE HEAD TOWARD A PECULIAR POWER SOURCE WE CAN DETECT A LESSER ONE WHICH NOOB HEROES FROM OUR ERA ARE RUSHING TOWARD PRINCE VULTAN AND THE WOLFMAN SUGGEST WE FIND THE REAL SOURCE AND DESTROY IT’S CONTROL OF THE MCGUFFIN LET THE OTHERS TAKE CAREOF IT
HEARING A MUFFLED CRY FROM THE CLOSED RUMBLE SEAT OF A 1931 FORD COUPE WE OPENED IT AND SAW A PAIR OF CHEAP LOOKING GANGSTAS WITH THEIR HEADS TIED TOGETHER AND SHOT THROUGH THE HANDS WITH A SIGN STAPLED TO THEM WRITTEN IN ANCIENT SARNATHIAN MOJA TO SWIATOWA RZECZ RUTKOWSKI OR THIS WORLD IS MY THING RUTKOWSKI
AFTER SOME QUESTIONING OF NEOTOPIANS WE FIND HE IS THE HEAD OF THE
SCYTHIAN MAFIA OFF TO FIND THIS PUNK AND HIS MCGUFFIN
WE FINALLY FOUND HIM IN THE MIDST OF A BATTLE BUT OTHERS MADE WAY FOR US EVEN THOUGH SOME UNRECOGNIZEABLE HEROES SAW US WADE INTO BATTLE THEY MADE WAY AND START RESCUING THE CIVILIANS YES THE HORRORS AND SOME OF THE MOST POWERFUL HEROES OF THE 30’S ERA WERE NOW ATTACKING RUTKOWSKI WITH COORDINATION OTHER KNEW AS WMD TACTICS AS USUAL ALL BUT A FEW GAVE WAY TO THE BLACK ORDER DOING WHAT THEY COULD IT WAS DIFFICULT FOR ME TOO HIT IN THIS FORM BUT WHEN I DID IT WAS DEVASTATING THE REST OF THE GROUP WAS IN THE SAME BOAT SO TO SPEAK BUT FRANKENSTEIN (SLAGATHOR WAS PARTICULARLY EFFECTIVE THE MCGUFFIN HAD ACTUALLY MADE HIM INTO SHELBY’S CREATURE AND HIS FORM WAS TIRELESS STRONG AND NEARL IMPERVIOUS TO RUTKOWSKIS ATTACK
FINALLY RUTKOWSKI SCREAMED WUJEK (UNCLE) AND TOLD US HOW TO SET THE MCGUFFIN WITH THE KEY AND WHERE THE KEY WAS ..PRINCE HOTWINGS FLEW THERE IMMEDIATELY AND CAME BACK AND ACTIVATEED THE DEVICE OF COURSE HE TURMED BACK TO HIS GLORIOUS SELF AS DID ALL MY BLACK ORDER BRETHREN
I WS ONCE AGAIN A TRUE BEING THE MIDGARDSORMR .
IF B.A.D.G.E.SCREWS THIS UP AGAIN RAGNAROK WILL VISIT THIS WORLD SOONER THAN LATER
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