Tuesday, December 24, 2019

INCOMING MESSAGE: Director Nova

Nova here. Well, this has been an interesting Christmas season for us. Krampus trapped Santa and then vowed to consume thousands of Earth's children in a demonic rampage. I'm proud to say that the heroes of Earth thwarted Krampus at every turn. After several months of unusual activity on the radars and dangerous encounters with villains, everything has settled back to normal. Of course normal for us still includes super powered villains, potential alien invasions, and the occasional space/time anomaly that threatens to end existence.

Santa sends his thanks. He is getting ready for his mission tonight, bringing the world that cheer we so desperately need. Those heroes who have volunteered their time to help Santa, get yourselves ready...it is a long night. To everyone else, have a good holiday, whichever you celebrate at this time of the year.

Have a happy holid...what? Oh, Gar is reminding me that we have the annual Holiday Party at HQ. He has a few notes from the Halloween party we held. Yes.....okay. No spiking the punch, you know the rules about alcohol at BADGE, super powers and inebriation don't mix well. To all animal and half-animal heroes, we have bathrooms, don't use the potted plants. And a reminder, no surprise strippers, all guests have to be vetted by our system, I don't care how well you blindfold them....or hide them in a cake. And, finally, clothing is not optional.

Now, have a great holiday
Nova out....
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