“Zavier McXie here and I am definitely not Kid Chaos’s secret I.D.. “.
“I am Susan Lassiter and I am definitely not Kid Chaos’s other secret I.D..”.
“Well, with today’s round 2 league wars action in the books, Egg-celsior is more than half over.”.
“Yes it is. In today’s competition our heroes the Omniversal Traffic Cops of the 5th Precinct faced off against the Black Order of WMD. Losing with a final score of 11 to 147. Our boys and girl came out of the conflagration with their heads held high and the fires of competition burning brightly in their hearts!”.
“So, Zavier, what did we learn about 5th Precinct’s Omniversal Traffic Cops?”.
“Tri-blade ◄[RD]►can stab you from far, far away?”
“Kid Chaos has issues.”
“Bro, Dr. Silver Strange Surfer⁵ᵗʰs never went tombstoning no matter how many noahs tried to make him wipeout.”.
“Shadow Walker may be dating dazzler.”.
“Legionnaire Solomon⁵ᵗʰ has a very, very hard jaw.”.
"Jack Sparrow is a little bigger than Johnny Depp.”.
“Vendetta is Italian!”
“Crossroads’ battlecry is ‘Laissez les bons temps rouler ‘.”
“~666~GhOsTfAcEKiLla is very friendly with the darkside for a cop.”.
“That’s interesting. Now Zavier what have we learned about the team as a whole?”.
“They have a large number of masochists on their team?”.
“No Zavier...ehrr...maybe. What else?”.
“They’re very bouncy.”.
“Keep going.”.
“They have a very large budget for medical supplies.”.
“I’ll give you that.”.
“Back to you Jay.”
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