Chaz Hamilton here. Sorry for the late reporting on Round One, but somehow I found myself locked into a wooden Advent Calendar with several members of BADGE staff in Neo Utopia and was just released. Between battle rounds, there are other missing individuals who could use help being recovered from some dastardly hijinks. But, as your official BADGE - Sentinel reporter, it is my duty to bring you some of the round highlights of League War Avalanche.
Round One of League War Avalanche was a doozy, sports fans. There were some top-notch fights, some aggravating first-battle match-ups, and unexpected results. Let’s take a look at some specifics.
Division One:
No surprise here in the first of two competitions. WMD-Black Order reamed the RAVAGERS, 108-5. The second grouping of the division, Angels Of Sorcery vs 5th Precinct: Omniversal Traffic Cops was more of a nail-biter. In the end, AoS was able to soar just a tiny bit higher and captured the round, 135-134.
Division Two:
Division Two:
In one of several inter-family brawls, Colony 51 had the spark they needed to whoop their brethren, The Decepticons 51, 60-43
In the other match of the division, 666 Burning $ky showed 5th Precinct: Kung Fu Hustle the door as they out-did their opponents 80-18.
Division Three:
In the other match of the division, 666 Burning $ky showed 5th Precinct: Kung Fu Hustle the door as they out-did their opponents 80-18.
Division Three:
I think we are going to have a real fight for the ages on our hands here in this division. One of the longest participating leagues, Legacy of Spawn, is in a strong position to take the GOLD. They defeated their opponents, SOB HUNTER/KILLER, 85-35.
The SERAPHIM ANGELS looks to be the driving force that LoS will need to overcome to secure their division. SERAPHIM ANGELS took round one 116-16 in their match vs The Scottish Claymores – The Highlanders, who were essentially laid very, very low by the end of the round. Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes were calling, and they said “RUN!”
Division Four:
The SERAPHIM ANGELS looks to be the driving force that LoS will need to overcome to secure their division. SERAPHIM ANGELS took round one 116-16 in their match vs The Scottish Claymores – The Highlanders, who were essentially laid very, very low by the end of the round. Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes were calling, and they said “RUN!”
Division Four:
North Pole Inc. gave 5th Precinct: Omniversal Guardians the shaft, and nothing but the shaft, as they triumphed 75-29. It seems like defunding the 5th Precinct is taking its toll on the organization.
The other match for Division Four saw the AVENGERS – Stormtroopers of Death leading a successful assault against the Realm Defenders: Unraveling Consequences. Clearly, these Stormtroopers have taken shooting lessens and don’t miss nearly as much as those in the Lucas Film Univers.
Division Five:
The other match for Division Four saw the AVENGERS – Stormtroopers of Death leading a successful assault against the Realm Defenders: Unraveling Consequences. Clearly, these Stormtroopers have taken shooting lessens and don’t miss nearly as much as those in the Lucas Film Univers.
Division Five:
Please. At some point, can a 5th Precinct team get a win??? MERC BABES AND BASTARDS think not, as they went to the 5th Precinct’s Dark Side and took all the cookies, winning 140-71.
In a closer match, Tygger’s Freak Show sprang into action and pounced on the Galaxy Rangers, 52-56. What is Pooh Bear putting in his honey these days, cause it’s working.
Division Six:
In a closer match, Tygger’s Freak Show sprang into action and pounced on the Galaxy Rangers, 52-56. What is Pooh Bear putting in his honey these days, cause it’s working.
Division Six:
In a match between Outlaw Inc and CREATURES OF THE NIGHT, we saw that the Creatures were more rodents and the Outlaws were Exterminators. Outlaw Inc, 83, - CREATURES OF THE NIGHT, 19
The land down under stood up and took top position as Aussie Freaks proved they were vaccinated against the Infected 51. Get those booster shots in arms, people. Stop the spread.
Division Seven:
The land down under stood up and took top position as Aussie Freaks proved they were vaccinated against the Infected 51. Get those booster shots in arms, people. Stop the spread.
Division Seven:
Hey. The 5th Precinct took Round 1 here while fighting, oh, well, one of their own. I guess that is one way to guarantee taking a round for your organization. The 5th Precinct Space Force called time of death on their opponents, 5th Precinct: Code Blue at midnight.
In a hand that came up all aces, the $TACKED DECK had the winning hand as they fought The Star Force, 72-49.
Straight from the television screen, Avengers 51 had the power to bring down The Justice League, 105-2.
Lastly, for the Division, Freaks of Nature showed the Scottish Claymores – The Ghost Riders to an early grave, 180-58.
Division 8:
In a hand that came up all aces, the $TACKED DECK had the winning hand as they fought The Star Force, 72-49.
Straight from the television screen, Avengers 51 had the power to bring down The Justice League, 105-2.
Lastly, for the Division, Freaks of Nature showed the Scottish Claymores – The Ghost Riders to an early grave, 180-58.
Division 8:
MOJo’s DoJO got a running jump and flew over Bad Moon Rising, 88-14
PAIN inc has a decisive, yet low scoring win against an UNUSUAL ALLIANCE, 43-11
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN rode strong as they defeated the attempts of the B.O.R.G.-team to assimilate them. MAGNIFICENT SEVEN 51 – B.O.R.G. team 26
NobleGates proved that they didn’t need a membership to The mayors gym, winning 54-24
Division 9:
PAIN inc has a decisive, yet low scoring win against an UNUSUAL ALLIANCE, 43-11
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN rode strong as they defeated the attempts of the B.O.R.G.-team to assimilate them. MAGNIFICENT SEVEN 51 – B.O.R.G. team 26
NobleGates proved that they didn’t need a membership to The mayors gym, winning 54-24
Division 9:
Demolishing the FireFly Fun House, BOMB SQUAD 2 exploded on the scene with a 64-4 win.
5th Precinct: Mortal Kombat came in first as they fought MacGreggors!! by a score of 95-11
SUFFERING is the right word for what happened to The Star Force: Junior League as they won, 33-14
In a high-ranking battle, Townsville, well, went to town all over Scottish Claymores – Scorpions, 141-4
Division 10, well, you can see for yourself…
5th Precinct: Mortal Kombat came in first as they fought MacGreggors!! by a score of 95-11
SUFFERING is the right word for what happened to The Star Force: Junior League as they won, 33-14
In a high-ranking battle, Townsville, well, went to town all over Scottish Claymores – Scorpions, 141-4
Division 10, well, you can see for yourself…
And, keeping the reporting fair and somewhat balance, we do have to note that the 5th Precinct: Night Shift defeated their competition, JEFFREY&TRACEY LEAGUE 51, 64-18. I'm willing to bet there are some angry penguins out there tonight.
Division 11:
In League War tradition, we had one match going into overtime. Rock n Wrestling Connection in the end came out victorious over Wargar, but it took eight extra hours to resolve this battle.
Lothlorien did seem to come back from the West to make the PIRATES walk the plank, 86-33.
Division 12: (Twelve Divisions??? I better be on overtime pay for reporting on this many matches.
Boss Hogg must have locked up those Duke boys again, leaving the 7Planets to capture the round, 0-22.
BOMB SQUAD -mini found they couldn't light much of a spark against LOST SOULS, losing their round.
OK, Battle Round 2 is underway, so keep an eye on the ongoing battles. Good luck to all participants, but don't forget to make time for your last minute holiday shopping. Please remember, your Secret Santa gift-giving extravaganza begins tomorrow. Only heroes who want coal from Santa won't be participating. And if you would like to get anything for me, Chaz Hamilton, I'd like a nice pair of tweezers for Christmas. I think I got a splinter after spending 6 days trapped in that darn wooden Advent Calendar.
Happy Holidays Heroes
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