Commentary by Weird Weerdee and Dame Echidna:
Dame E:
So, round 1 just ended and guess what, Purple Onion won vs A-Team 150-86. That's unheard of. We actually had the highest score of all leagues in round 1 this LW. That is very uncharacteristic for the Onion, to bother to try at all.
What do you think Weird?
Weird W:
Don't know, don't care.
Dame E:
(Ahem!) *Nova is recording this...* Um... so... we had a good start of 60-0 then Fran Queenie showed up, followed by Racoon Girl and the others...
Weird W:
Who is Fran Queenie???
Dame E:
That's the new penguin that just joined us.
Weird W:
A penguin? When?
Dame E:
I don't know but maybe Mimsy or Dick, Head of Strategic Planning let her in. I guess the Onion has to cater to all kinds of needs and fantasies...
Weird W:
The feathery and wet kind? Hmmm...
Dame E:
Lol. And it looks like Blue Waffle got quite a few defensive wins. Hope that the A-Team have been immunised against STDs. They really did put up a good fight.
Weird W:
All I know is that I'm exhausted and need to eat then sleep. I'm not used to doing anything that involves getting out of bed.
Dame E:
Well the Onion specialises in spending time in bed. And not doing too much.
Weird W:
That is the Onion Way: minimum effort, maximum pleasure.
Dame E:
Too true!
Weird W:
So, what are you up to later? Rendezvous with Mr Echidna again? We all know why he makes you SO happy...
Dame E:
(Blushes.) So... um... that is our report for round 1. Until next time!
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