This is Scary Harry reporting, “We’re just a bit past the halfway point of round 1, Haunted Heroes and the battles are intense. New rivalries have started and some older ones are seemingly taking a break. There are some gruesome match ups in round one and things are bound to be bloody but before we look at a few of them, let’s go to Spooky Pookie for the ball scores.”
“Thank you Scary Harry and now for the ball scores. The ball scores are 5.. 21..32..48 and 56. Back to you Harry.”
“Thanks Pookie, for that riveting report, it was just, bizarre.”
“Did you ever have the feeling you was being watched? Well, you were, as I said with a slow creepy laugh. “Hee Hee Hee Hee.” Now on with this strange report.”
“In division 1, NMDS is clown stomping Legacy of Spawn.”
“Division 2 sees the Avengers At The Airport flying over the 5th Galactic. Can Galactic make a comeback? The Colony is showing no fear towards the Psycho Squad.”
“Division 3 has the Avengers riding horses. Wait. What? Oh, that’s Horse Riders, while them HO$ are beheading the Hunter/Killers. Well that’s just horrid.”
“In division 4? Whose in division 4? Oh yes, I Saw it now. The 5th Precinct is trying to Kung Fu Hustle the Avengers. Can they pull it off or will they be returned to the dojo? We shall see.”
“Division 5 has the freaky freaks of Tygger’s Freak Show has 5th Precinct: CODE BLUE reeling. CODE BLUE may need CPR. You know, Clear Pain Relief? Well maybe not.”
“Two teams in division 6, PAIN Inc and NMDS 2, are dealing out the pain to some Wise Guys and the Star Force isn’t finding the killer clowns of NMDS a bit funny as they try and get the clowns caught in their disintegrating beam, they probably just need to go for the juggler.”
“The teams of division 7 are going at it had and heavy and I would like to make a prediction. The team that gets the most whines will take the gold. I know, it’s an awful hideous prediction but what whattaya do? ”
“Division 8 seethes Suffering, an Army of Angels, a Sensational Seven and a Brotherhood slashing and tearing away at their opponents. It is just sinister and menacing the beatings they are giving. Maybe there will be survivors.”
“That’s about this grim ghoul can report for now but I’ll be lurking around for final results. This is Scary Harry signing off for now. I have to stir a nice big pot of Bat wing soup. Scare ya later.”
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