By SquirrelGirl, Phantom, and Abstract
"... and if they think that muting a microphone will stop anyone saying something stupid they should take a look at d'Anthony ... sorry, are we live? ... ok ... erm ... lets go straight over to the SuperActionSports Team with the round up of all the second round action ..."
"Morning Kennie, looks like we still have one battle still going in D1, but lets get straight to the results we do have ..."
"Starting with the mini's in D8.Two teams have ended up with 2-0 records. Brotherhood brushed past Suffering and the Onion made their third final with a comprehensive win over S7. Doesn't look like the transfer of Wahay has had a devastating effect on the teams morale or performance!"
"I am not 100% sure that they have actually noticed she's gone, Rob."
"Maybe not, Jay. GW Army of Angel and 666 Riders on the Storm picked up wins to take them to 1-1 records, with S7 and Suffering. 5th Space Force and 777 sit at the bottom of the division with either side yet to pick up the elusive W."
And in D7 Rob we had Dark Guins cruising to victory, joined on 2-0 by Suicide Squad. You can't see them losing this, they got muscle up top and very few weaknesses down low, and they still haven't been forced to pull out any tricks. Pretty sure we'll see the final won by aerial assault!"
"Sneaky Penguins, can't really trust anything that spends all day in a tux, anything's possible!"
"Unless Suicide Squad sub in a couple of leopard seals and an orca this division is clear cut."
"How did Mojo's Dojo and 5th Undercover do after the double OT iron man match?"
"It looks like Mojo's mojo wasn't lost as they picked up a win, but Undercover couldn't take Dark Guins past the 12 hour mark, let alone into OT."
"D6 followed the script with Pain and Stealth both undefeated, should make for an epic final. NMDS, GW Chosen One, GW Deadly Alliance and 5th Wise Guys are all on 1-1, hard to call the places after first and second."
"D5 will see Avengers face 5th Instigators for the belt. 5th Code Blue and Justice Knights will both be desperate to avoid the 0-3."
"D4 Avengers took down Creatures of the Night, and Baptized Blood Warriors played the long game to get the win over 5th Kung Fu Hustle. The bookies have Avengers favourites to take the title, but I wouldn't bet against a close score."
"D3 Avengers beat SOB and HO$ beat Seraphim Angels to set up the inevitable clash."
"Its almost as though the Avengers went into that division with one target in mind Jay."
The way they structure their teams its not impossible."
"Its going to be a battle of the bags deciding that one, who has the most weaknesses?"
"Well, this is the Avengers team that Wahay left the Onion for, was it a good call by her management team?"
"Any call that prevents HO$ picking up another title is a good call!"
"D2 is as we predicted Colony vs Avengers. We'll be getting more on that shortly from d'Anthony in the pits."
"And finally D1 ... WMD shut out Spawn to cruise to their 5th successive final, and if its not their first gold I will lick the Dark Guins locker room clean!"
"NMDS vs Angels of Sorcery is still going, the second match to go to OT this wars and its currently Angels with an 8 point lead. Crimson Guardian and Uptown Knight could be critical to Kzaz'z strategy in this battle but its been Majestic and Sarg with 5 unanswered points that have opened up the gap."
"Seems like both teams are keen to see how badly WMD can beat them."
"This division was always about the contest for silver!"
"I'm sure that whichever team ends up in the final, and no matter the result there will be some serious celebrations!"
"And talking of serious celebrations, lets go over to d'Anthony in the pits, he's been down there with all the winners and losers from round two. What you got for us d'Anthony?"
"Guys guys .. I got this half full bottle of fizzy vinegar type stuff, a pint of tequila and whatever is in this bag! There was more but then I was living it large with my boys in Baptized Blood Warriors.
I did try and get into the Avengers shared locker room, but they said I wasn't welcome, they have mucho love for the d'Anthony, but I reckon Fiero was getting changed and they were being all like gentlemen. I spoke to my good man Rakly about his teams match vs colony. And he said he was gonna listen to my advice on top card MP builds and definitely hundo percent he was gonna mention it to them all, cos you got to build to win, and d'Anthony knows how.
I also grabbed a word with Josephus head honcho from the Colony. He looks kinda like he's a pengo in disguiso, like you can fool the d'Anthony that easy. I see through the subterfuge and know what's behind everything. Anyways after he has told me all my advice is best he says that there ain't no tricking gonna go down, and like pengo's do they wont be flying anywhere into attack, specially not that Anomaly, he don't fly, never gets past check in.
I'll stick around here with my stash and my peeps and see if I cant get more good stuff for us. But before I go find Wahay on the fire escape I'll drop a wisdom bomb of bomb info on you guys ...
d'Anthony picks ... WMD for D1, Avengers in D3 D4 and D5, D7 Dark Guins and D8 is gonna be the Bro's. D2 is gonna be a rager but I gotta go with my amigos, and D6 is my must watch cos Pain and Stealth know how to party."
"Thanks d'Anthony .... we'll be back with you when the final whistle is blown for NMDS vs Angels of Sorcery."
"And now we go back to Kennie in the studio ..."
"Thanks guys, shaping up to be a few absolute classics in the finals."
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