“... and despite a thorough search the authorities were unable to locate any of the horses remains …
Now for the final time lets go over to the SAS team at the League Wars arena.
Guys … your final show of the wars, im sure you have a lot to say …”
Now for the final time lets go over to the SAS team at the League Wars arena.
Guys … your final show of the wars, im sure you have a lot to say …”
“Thanks Kennie, myself and JayC will be bringing you the full run down of the results, d’Anthony has been in the pits getting the heroes thoughts and out statistal analyst Dom Ralyk has been looking at the numbers behind the results.”
“And both myself and Rob are excited about that Kennie.”
“I bet … so guys … League Wars 5 - Haunted Heroes, hows it all gone down?”
“Well Kennie lets start with D1. WMD took their first win comfortably,.”
“D2 was where the Avengers dominance truly began. They had a tough fight against Colony edging them out by 14 points."
“D3 and the Avengers faced Ho$, this one was over pretty quickly, Avengers started hard and laid down a score that HO$ would struggle to match. Great performances from Darkvenge and Blue Dragon and then an MVP performance as Master Po seemed to lose the plot.”
“Im not sure what he was thinking ,but repeated losses to Fiero, Starscream and Super Rakly kept the scoreboard ticking over.”
“Its like he wanted to prove a point., but the point was made clearly in the first hour or so.”
“D4 Avengers got gold, Baptized Blood Warriors the silver and 5th Kung Fu Hustle picked up the bronze.”
“D5 Avengers stopped the 5th Instigators run, but the match of the round was definitely Tyggers Freak Show vs Psycho Squad Injustice League. 285 points scored, Tyggers getting 224 of them. There was no holding back either of the teams.”
“D6 And the long anticipated Stealth vs Pain final was not the tight affair most people predicted, but I wouldnt rule out a rematch next wars and Pain coming back harder than ever.”
“D7 was where all the money was on Dark Guins, but obviously Suicide Squad hadn't looked at the form guide. The match looked like another OT but in the dying seconds Suicide Squad grabbed a 2 point lead and the win.
Probably the biggest upset of the wars, and one that surely will push the unfavoured teams a little harder in future.”
“D8 and Brotherhood cruised past the Onion, worth noting that was the Onion's second silver.”
“Also worth noting the entire Brotherhood team is currently isolated as they came into contact with Blue Waffle.”
“Hope they all recover quickly!”
“Dom Ralyk has the stat breakdown now … so Dom what do the numbers say?”
“Jay, Rob, the numbers don’t lie … what we saw in D1 was WMD achieving 0 losses across 3 rounds, that is the simplest way to get a gold right there. 878 points scored across the wars and WMD actually achieved just short of 39% of them.
D2 had a total points tally of 1055 and again the eventual champions, the Avengers, had 39% and more than a 100 point over their closest rival.
D3 the tally increased again, 1271 total ppoints and Avengers got 534 - a 42% share. And desoite the apparent suicide run of Master Po that wasn’t the highest scoring 4 team division.
D4 1450 total, 34% of those went to the Avengers, the silver and bronze places shared 50% of the total, with the bronze winning 5th actually 2% ahead of the Baptized Blood Warriors.
Throughout the divisions we saw a percentage of total points scored by the winners of around 40%
Lower divisions generally saw lower scoring matches, with the notable exceptions being the Dark Guins and Suicide Sqaud who both averaged over 90 points per round. But Suicide Squad should have been given better odds as they outscored the guins by 50 points in the first 2 rounds.
Down in D8 we saw another record set by the 5th Precinct Star Force with a total of 45 points, averaging 15 a round is not going to get you off the bottom."
“So what you’re saying Dom is that if we’d paid more attention the the scores from rounds 1 and 2 we could have cleaned up on the Suicide Squad Guins final!”
“The math doesn't lie guys.”
“Perhaps we should get Dom in before the finals next wars!”
“Now the moment I know a lot of people have been looking forward to …d’Anthony down in the pits ….”
“Jay, Rob, Dom how you guys?”
“Good d’Anthony, and you?”
“Im gonna be sobering up before we get the shuttle home, Cant have the d’Anthony coming down when we coming down, you feel me?”
“And I don’t know if the shuttle has enough vomit bags …”
“Now now Jay my man, you guys knows that the d’Anthony aint gonna toss no cookies, that's not the way to be a winner. Talking of winners, I was speaking to Rakly, he was so about to let me in the locker room, but then I think Squirrel Girl was threatened by the d’Anthony's animal magnetism, anyway, my buds in the ‘vengers done a sweep of golds, lots of them are 5 times champs and nearly as winning as I am.
Skel and Hotwings at WMD know that what I told them about building to win was valuable, they didn’t lose anything and the d’Anthony knows why that is!
I got the lowdown from Nightshadow at Colony/A51, that guys may not have won anything himself, but they had mad respect for the Stealth team. Tried to speak to Zen and Anomaly, but they were busy trying to arrange for the team to get back to earth something about issues at airports …
I spent a few hours in the Suicide Squad locker room after they came back with the belts, those guys know how to party, Powerman drinks like 12 men, but the d’Anthony kept pace and I probably got some proper badass quotes and stuff, but then after Purple Haze passed to her right it all gets a bit foggy.
Last place I remember being was the Purple Onions, they are crazy kids, I kept telling them how d’Anthony would up the mps and bring them the medals, but they didn’t seem to listen They could come back and get all the gold with a little help from d’Anthony, but they play their way and I cant focus on them when there's heavy hitters that need my words.
Take that Dame, I told her she stepped up into the Wahay slot, but she wasn’t really getting my point. I did record her. And she said it was ok they seem to have loads of people filming stuff in the Onion room, but rest unworriedly because with my best foresight I made sure she signed the waiver you guys said we need to use so I don’t get no accusationary wording headed my way in a lawyers case. Thing is then I put the camera down and now I don’t know where it is.
Anyway guys that was d’Anthony’s league wars … now back to you cos I spent too much time with Brotherhood and the Onion and I need to get this rash checked out.”
“Thanks d’Anthony, its been a real experience having you as part of the team.”
“And thanks Dom for the analysis, of course if we cant get you air time before the finals next wars don’t you forget to pass on the relevant stats.”
“So that was LW5, the biggest, most overtimey and action packed so far.”
“We’ll be back with you all at LW6 …”
“Until then its back to Kennie in the studio …Kennie …”
“Thanks guys, coming up we will be having an interior designer casting her critical eyes over some of the LW locker rooms, and wearing some sensible shoes if she intends to step into the HO$, we will be looking at the Halloween costume must haves for heroes in 2020 and following our successful second hand submarine series we will be bringing you the lowdown on the latest in APCs.
All that and more after these words from our sponsors ….”
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