By Phantom and Abstract
SuperActionSports Team - LWV Haunted Heroes Kickoff Show
"And now, a little later than planned, we're going over to the SuperActionSports team at the League Wars arena... guys how are you?"
"Well, Kennie, we've been here for about two weeks now, and let me tell you sitting in an orbiting bubble of potential fiery death is always an absolute pleasure."
"We've tried to distract ourselves with watching the preparations, and its fair to say BADGE has really outdone itself this time."
"Absolutely stunning work so far, JayC! However, the arena does look great, like they've not cleaned it since last wars. Cobwebs everywhere, animatronic bats, zombies and I believe I saw a vampire ... it may just have been one of the heroes, but sometimes its hard to tell the players from the robots."
"Bit of an issue with the final match ups being finalized though Rob Jnr, some last minute changes really messed with Nova's timescales."
"But less talk about Nova, more about what we do have..."
"To summarize JayC we have 48 teams, 8 divisions, 4 brackets of 4 and 4 of 8"
"Simple enough Rob Jnr, and lets look at how that actually breaks down."
"Well JayC, D1 is for the first time an Avengers free zone and I would put your moms house on WMD taking their first gold. The interesting matches will be between Angels of Sorcery, Legacy of Spawn and NMDS. Everything after first place is anyone's game."
"D2... Avengers, Colony, 5th Galactic and 5th Psycho Squad ... that's surely a repeat of last war final waiting to happen."
"You'd think so, although the teams seem to have a few changes to the line ups, I cant see any other final unless the 5th pull of some really sneaky last minute maneuvers,"
"D3... Avengers, HO$, Seraphim Angels and SOB Hunter Killer. Previous LW gold winners HO$ look like they are going to have to go all out to retain."
"Can't see it happening... they are overwhelmingly the crowd's least favorite team."
"And they love it!"
"Maybe... D4... Avengers, Baptized Blood Warriors, 5th Kung Fu Hustle and RG Creatures of the Night. I'm not sure what the RG stands for, but just like GW i'm pretty sure we'll be inundated with suggestions shortly."
"D5... The first of the less predictable 8 team sets, with Tyggers Freak Show, Red Guard, 5th Code Blue, 5th Instigators, Justice Knights, Psycho Squad Injustice League, 1st Space Marine Battalion and Avengers in there."
"D6... Ghost Warriors, GW Deadly Alliance, 5th Wise Guys, Pain Inc, Stealth, GW Chosen One, Star Force and the second NMDS team."
"D7... Suicide Squad, Dark Guins, The Shield, Mojo's Dojo, Freaks of Nature and the 5th represented by Buddy Cops, Dark Sabres and Undercover."
"Last, and least, well in level anyway... D8... Suffering, 666 Riders on the Storm, GW Army of Angel, S7, 5th Star Force, Brotherhood, 777 and lets not forget The Purple Onion."
"Controversy with the Onion I believe."
"Yep, they had a defection. Former lead off hitter Wahay made a big money move to the Avengers in the pre season. Not a move that has sat well with Onion management, but you know how heroes are these days, its all about the gold,"
"I'm not even getting started on how I think agents are ruining Super Sports... the money is getting astronomical and loyalty appears to be a thing of the past."
"Anyway, we have the running order, the first round is underway and we are going to be watching all the action."
"We'll be back later with the days highlights, and our newest member of the broadcast team for some in depth analysis."
"Back to you Kennie..."
"Thanks guys, talk to you later. Coming up we have a look at how automation can improve business but take all the fun out of it, a special report on the dangers of second hand car sales and probably some stuff about covid19... all that and more after these words from our sponsors..."
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