“Hi goblins, Scary Harry back with the killer endings of round two. The winning leagues had a howling good time. The losing leagues were filled with gloom and doom but they will pull themselves back together, literally, for round three. Now, for how the battles dreadfully ended.”
“Pookie, finish tightening Frankie’s bolts and put out that fire. It makes Frankie nervous. He could hurt somebody.”
“Before we get started, did you know? You can’t really poke an eye out. You can poke it in, but not out. To poke it out you have to go thru the nose aaaaand that’s probably way too much information. Here are the round two winners.”
”In Division 1, WMD obliterated Legacy of Spawn 136-0.”
“***BREAKING NEWS! IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN! NMDS AND THE ANGELS OF SORCERY HAVE TIED 65-65.”***
Who will win the round? Tune in 8 hours from now during my beauty sleep. I know one talking head that’s gonna be grouchy. HEE HEE HEE.”
“In Division 2, 5th Precinct: Psycho Squad gets lost in the dark dank bowels of baggage handling by the Avengers: At the Airport 160-35. The 5thPrecinct: Galactic dared to cross the ice of the Colony 51 and slipped into a dark frigid ice hole, from which there is no escape, The Colony 51wins 113-30.”
“The Division 3 contestants, Avengers: Horse Riders take out the headhunters of Hunter/Killers 94-23 and them HO$ burn the wings off the Seraphim Angels 152-61. TOASTY!”
“In Division 4, RG-Creatures of the Night get busted by the Avengers: Lemon Law Enforcers 185-72 and the Baptized Blood Warriors put an end to the 5thPrecinct’s: Kung Fu Hustle 144-120.”
“Division 5 results:
“Avengers: Drop the D on Tygger’s Freak Show 155-8.”
“5thPrecinct: Instigators causing problems for the 1st Spacemarine Battalion as the Instigators start and finish it 125-8.”
“The Red Guard shut down the 5th Precinct: Code Boo, Cold Blue, Code Blue 111-82. I need to get my lips fixed.”
“No justice for the Justice Knights as they are given the strait jackets by the Psycho Squad: Injustice League 72-30.”
“Division 6 results:”
“Turns out, GWs Deadly Alliance was playing dead against Stealth (51) really good, Deadly Alliance lose 45-0.”
“Pain Inc. crushes NMDS clown car 94-9. Deadbody Brand body filler can’t even fix that.”
“GWs The Chosen One have a narrow victory over the Ghost Warriors 28-23. Don’t go into the light! Don’t go into the light! It’s a poltergeist joke. That little medium woman scared even me.”
“5thPrecinct: Wise Guys crash into The Star Force 81-50. Only twisted remains in the wreckage.”
“Division 7 results:”
“The Shield have no protection from The Suicide Squad offense. The Shield lay broken on the ground with a loss of 122-30.”
“There will be no ties between the Dark Guins 51 and 5th Precinct: Undercover this round. Dark Guins rule 110-4.”
“The Freaks of Nature should have practiced that freaky cold kata, they fall to Mojo’s Dojo 92-37.”
“The 5th Precinct: Buddy Cops and The 5th Precinct: Darksabres kept it a close round this match. The Buddy Cops take the win, 49-42.”
“Division 8 results:”
“777 were not so lucky, they rolled snake eyes against the Rider$ on the Storm and lose 40-13.”
“GWs Army of Angel say a prayer for the 5th Precinct: Space Force as they fall 77-13.”
“The Sensational Seven got a whiff of the Purple Onion and the tears are falling like blood drops, S7 loses 86-46.”
“The Brotherhood awakened in anger as they awoke from their slumber to see they were losing. The Brotherhood rallies back and deals the losses to Suffering 114-86.”
“It’s been another crazy round and it’s not over yet. There is still a tie to settle and it’s sure to be bloody savage. Tune in tomorrow for those results.”
“Pookie, hold my eyeballs, I’m going to sleep. Scary Harry has left for the graveyard.”
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