By Todd Goode
“This is Scary Harry reporting with the final update of Haunted Heroes round 1. It has been settled and after a long terrifyingly chilling second overtime period, 5thPrecinct: Undercover is the victor over Mojo’s Dojo. Let’s take a moment and look back on the carnage.”
“Here is how the carnage unfolded.”
“At the midway point of the second overtime period Rowdy Ruff Boy’s second attack on Co-ionannachd kept the contest in a tie”
“Power Dude of the 5th Precinct attacks Miss Mojo Dojo to go up by one breaking the tie.”
“Enchantress of Mojo’s Dojo ties it again with a winning attack against Co-ionannachd of the 5th.”
“Co-ionannachd of the 5th Precinct retaliates with a winning attack against Mini Mojo giving the 5th Precinct the extra point to pull ahead.”
“Enchantress from Mojo’s Dojo tries an attack on Power Dude to tie it again but Power Dude is too strong and Enchantress loses as time ends and the 5thPrecinct: Undercover is victorious with 239 wins over Mojo’s Dojo’s 235.”
“What a wicked end to a bloody savage double overtime. I’d like to raise my glass to the 5th Precinct: Undercover on their victory but as I’m just a talking head and have no hands, I’ll just have to blow bubbles in my drink with a straw.”
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