“I’m Scary Harry and the divisions have fought tooth and nail and the battles have been hauntingly horrifying. One fighter went BOO! One fighter wore a red shirt; another should have worn brown pants. Let’s get down to the monster results of LWV - HAUNTED HEROES – ROUND 3.”
“Pookie, quit with mournful crying. We get to come back next Halloween. I’d tell you to pick your lips up, but you don’t got lips. HEE HEE HEE.”
“In division 1 WMD Black Order left NMDS in the dark with 98-0 and the Angels of Sorcery had the best spells and Legacy of Spawn were turned into cinders 116-54.”
“Division 2 had the 5th Precinct Galactic leaving the 5th Precinct: Psycho Squad lost in space 111-91. If the Psychos had a little more crazy, they may have pulled off a spooktacular win. The Colony 51 lost some luggage against the Avengers at the Airport 89-75 due last minute delays. Apparently, TSA found a body.”
“In Division 3, the Avengers: Horse Rider had all the horsepower and rode HO$ into the ground. Rode hard and put them away wet 307-117. The Hunter/Killers finally got some shrunken heads taken from the Seraphim Angels 85-74.”
“Division 4 has the Avengers: Lemon Law Enforcers covered in the Baptized Blood Warriors own blood 140-83. I ain’t cleaning that up. RG-Creatures of the night must bow when getting Kung Fu Hustled. The Creatures were fell, 190-86.”
“In Division 5, the 5th Precinct: Instigators instigated and the Avengers: Drop the D heavily 76-49.”
“Tygger’s Freak Show got all freaky on the Psycho Squad: Injustice League 224-61.”
“The 1stSpacemarine Battalion could get past the Red Guard. The Red Guard wins 76-46.”
“The Justice Knights are having heart problems after facing the 5th Precinct: Code Blue and are seeking treatment at the nearest ER after a 91-8 lose.”
“Division 6 has Pain Inc fall to a sneaky Stealth (51 ) 103-59. Pain didn’t see that coming.”
“GWs Deadly Alliance died by the hands of the 5th Precinct: Wise Guys 51-8. The Alliance got whacked.”
“GWs Chosen One popped all four tires of NMDS’ Clown car 34-16.”
“The Star Force fired all phantom torpedoes at the Ghost Warriors for the victory 47-31.”
“It was a valiant effort by the Dark Guins 51 of Division 7 but they fall to the crazies of the suicide Squad 78-76.”
“The Shield destroys Mojo’s Dojo 100-50. Mojo’s Dojo need more practice on their killer katas.”
“The 5thPrecinct: Undercover didn’t make any fiends, err friends with the 5thPrecinct Buddy Cops this round. Undercover wins 61-43.”
“The 5thPrecinct: Darksabres slash, cut and stab the Freaks of Nature, 35-37.”
“In the final division, Division 8, league 777 hit the jackpot and the 5thPrecinct: Space Force stays lost in Space, 94-20.”
“GWs Army of Angel got caught in the fury of the Riders of the Storm 66-60. Are Angel wings waterproof?”
“The Sensational Seven feels the wrath of suffering, 32-1.”
“The Brotherhood made some onion rings out if the Purple Onion. They get deep fried 111-1. Wonder how they tasted?”
“Pookie and eye would like to thank the chilling creators of LWV - HAUNTED HEROES for a ghastly good time. Thanks to all the hard fighting leagues that took part and all the loads of hard work it took to get here. Congratulations to winners. Till next Halloween, this has been Scary Harry and Spooky Pookie reporting on all the gnarly action. Scare ya later!”
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