“Scary Harry here, lurking around at the midway point of round 3 of LWV – HAUNTED HEROES and there are some weird and sneaky things happening. The leagues are battling at a dark and sinister pace. The leagues have something menacing planned for their final battles. Call it a scheme, a game plan or just devilish strategy but be ready for anything. Here are some midway notables.”
“POOKIE! CLEAN UP IN ARENA 3! Someone hit a zombie with another zombie and there is dead flesh everywhere. Put the pieces in corn-teen. Corn-teen? HEE HEE HEE.”
“In Division 1, The Angels of Sorcery are throwing potions and spells at the Legacy of Spawn to stay a head in the game.”
“Division 2 has the Psycho’s of the 5th have the Galactic of the 5thstrapped to the asylum’s shock chair.”
“The Avenger Horse Riders of Division 3 are galloping past the HO$ but it’s still close.”
“In Division 4, the Landlady of the Kung Fu Hustle has had enough and uses the Lion’s Roar and its more than the Creatures of the Night can stand.”
“In Division 5, Tygger’s Freak Show has gone full psycho on the Injustice League squad.”
“In Division 6, Pain Inc are having problems with Stealth (51 )"
“In Division 7, The Shield is blocking Mojo’s Dojo attempt to get a win.”
“Finally, in Division 8, The Brotherhood is peeling the Purple Onion.”
“That’s all for now ghost and ghouls, hang around with Scary Harry and spooky Pookie for the final results. It’ll be a swinging good time.”