By Todd Goode
“Hello leagues of FROSTY LWS 6. Glacier here, reporting. Oswald is on assignment. Round 2 has begun and leagues in all divisions are off and running. The ground and pound is on. Blood is being shed early on the battleground. The medics will have to overtime this round. It’s so exciting testing our mettle and see how much we have grown since our last league wars.”
“OH MAN!! GET A MEDIC OUT THERE! Legacy of Spawn’s leader Ace just hit New Me of the Psycho Squad in ring one so hard with the Ice Age attack, New Me’s eye fell out. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It was just his bionic eye hidden behind his eye patch that came loose. He’s going to have to sterilize that before he puts it back i….awe man, he just licked it and stuck it back in. No respect for hygiene, that one. That’s so boss I can’t even tell you how boss it was. I figure it’s an intimidation tactic.”
“Oh look in ring 3, even the Loon Platoon and The Devious Dozen have shown up and our trading blows. Outstanding! I’d watch that lil Chihuahua though. He looks suspect. You know them Chihuahua are just a big bad dog trapped in a little bitty body and are a bit ticked off about it. Good luck to these two teams.”
“Man if this is just some of the beginning action in FROSTY LWS 6 - round 2, there are going to be some great bouts. Tune in at the halfway point for more action and updates. Oswald will be back and we’ll break down some of the best fight action and team match-ups. Until then, don’t forget to duck. Good night and good luck teams.”
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