Furious Squirrel #12351
It was the strangest league wars that Furious Squirrel had ever participated in. It was also one of the few since he missed several. The stadium was filled with sand, lots and lots of sand. Enough sand to even make would-be Jedi masters upset. Apparently, they were going with a theme and they never do things half-way.
Running through the dunes, Furious dodged and ducked to avoid the blasts of energy coming from his opponent. He had lost several fights already, but he was doing better this time. Furious knew this was going to be a tough fight when they announced the opponents name, Grave. This guy was big, bulky, and wore like three past League War champion belts. Seriously! Furious doesn't have one belt...yet.
Rolling down a sandy hill, Furious shot at Grave with his electro pistols. The energy bounced off an energy barrier, then Grave threw a massive ball of fire at him.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" Furious rolled to the side just in time to avoid being destroyed by the blast. The explosion sent him flying through the air, but did little harm.
"Had enough, Furball!" Grave yelled.
Furious got himself up and tightened his leather gloves. "That's it! Call me furball one more time..."
"Whatcha gonna do about it, furball!" Grave prepared another blast.
Furious decided he would pull out his best, if this was going to be that sort of fight, then he would go all in. He was tired of losing. Grave sent another wave of energy at him, but Furious summoned a Dirigible that appeared above him. He snatched a rope ladder and rode above the wave, swinging around the field. Using one free hand, he shot at Grave repeatedly. This would do no real harm, but it was a good distraction.
Grave was turned around the wrong direction after that onslaught. Letting go of the ladder, Furious slammed into the sandy ground with a hard smash. He used his ability to make the floor lava and the sand quickly turned into liquid, molten rock.
"AAAAH!" Grave's shoes melted and he jumped ten feet in the air.
"Sorry, a little too hot for ya! Here, let me cool it off!" Furious quickly called upon his wave rider ability and a tidal wave of water washed over the field. He rode it with ease, the water spurting into spouts of steam as it cooled the super heated sands.
Grave was caught in the flow of water and shoved almost off the field. Furious was enjoying this far too much, he didn't see that Grave had pulled out a special device. With one solid blast, Furious lost control of his wave when he shrunk down to a third his normal size. Instantly, the field returned to it's sandy nature.
Grave got up, ready to finish this. "Had enough."
"Not yet." Furious dug into his last idea. Just before Grave was on him to finish this fight a massive swarm of giant wasps appeared out of nowhere and attacked.
Furious called upon his titanic fury, grew into a giant...which meant he was back to normal size after Grave's shrink ray. Opening a hole in the air, Furious did a portal leap across the field, right behind Grave. As the energy swiped away the last murder hornet, Furious nailed him with a powerful egg hammer attack. Grave made a strange wheeze, giggled, and then hit the sand face down.
The buzzer sounded and EB yelled into the mic. "WE HAVE A WINNER! FURIOUS SQUIRREL TAKES DOWN GRAVE WITH A MAGNIFICENT, WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING ATTACK. THAT WAS THE MOST IMPRESSIVE ATTACK OF THE DAY!"
Nova added, "you are just saying that because he used that egg hammer you gave him last Easter."
"So? it's still amazing. Good jog Furious Squirrel!"
Furious waved at the cameras and then fell flat on his back in the sand, exhausted from that victory
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