SLUGGING, SCRAPYARDING, SPARRING, AND SONG
TRAINING FOR THE DESERT L CONTEST
MIDGARDSORMR
ID# 11112
THE CALL CAME IN LW 13 WAS NIGH. TIME TO CONTINUE THE WAYS OF THE BLACK ORDER AND TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN.WE NEVER REST.
HOT WINGS STEPPED INTO THE WAR ROOM “BROTHERS IN ARMS ONCE AGAIN WE MUST GET READY TO FIGHT IN THE LEAGUE WARS.DO IT OUR WAY CONSTANT PATROLING FIGHT CLUBS KOTH EVENTS AND OF COURSE SPARRING WITH EACH OTHER “
WE ALL AGREED TO MEET BACK HERE BEFORE THE LW AND STRATEGIZE AND GET SOME SPARRING IN. NO TROPICAL VACATIONS FOR US THAT IS FOR WEAKLINGS WE PARTY AFTER LW AND WE DO SO LIKE NO OTHERS.
THEN WE WERE OFF TO PATROL. WHICH WAS A GREAT SOURCE OF ITEMS TO BOOSTS OUR POWERS.HAVE FUN INVARIOUS FIGHT CLUBS AND KOTHS. WE NEVER REST WE CONSTANTLY STRIVE TO BE THE BEST NO TRYING TO AVOID OUR TRUE PLACE IN DIVISION ONE.
TRAINING FOR THE DESERT L CONTEST
MIDGARDSORMR
ID# 11112
THE CALL CAME IN LW 13 WAS NIGH. TIME TO CONTINUE THE WAYS OF THE BLACK ORDER AND TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN.WE NEVER REST.
HOT WINGS STEPPED INTO THE WAR ROOM “BROTHERS IN ARMS ONCE AGAIN WE MUST GET READY TO FIGHT IN THE LEAGUE WARS.DO IT OUR WAY CONSTANT PATROLING FIGHT CLUBS KOTH EVENTS AND OF COURSE SPARRING WITH EACH OTHER “
WE ALL AGREED TO MEET BACK HERE BEFORE THE LW AND STRATEGIZE AND GET SOME SPARRING IN. NO TROPICAL VACATIONS FOR US THAT IS FOR WEAKLINGS WE PARTY AFTER LW AND WE DO SO LIKE NO OTHERS.
THEN WE WERE OFF TO PATROL. WHICH WAS A GREAT SOURCE OF ITEMS TO BOOSTS OUR POWERS.HAVE FUN INVARIOUS FIGHT CLUBS AND KOTHS. WE NEVER REST WE CONSTANTLY STRIVE TO BE THE BEST NO TRYING TO AVOID OUR TRUE PLACE IN DIVISION ONE.
OFF TO NEW AMSTERDAM THE RECTAL ORICE OF THIS PLANET A CONSTANT SUPPLY OF SCUM. SOMEDAY WE WILL EITHER EXTERMINATE ALL THE VERMIN IN THIS METROPOLIS OR GIVE THE GOOD CITIZENS WARNINGS TO LEAVE AND TURN NA INTO A PLANE OF RADIOACTIVE GLASS.
AS I WENT ON PATROL WHICH OFFERED NO CHALLENGE I REALIZED THE ONLY MORTAL I CONSIDER WORTHY HAS LOVED ONES HERE. I MUSSST PROVIDE THEM WITH SOME SORT OF ALMOST COMPLETRE PROTECTION. 6TIME FOR THAT LATER 1ST THE NEWPORT NEWS FC
SMASHING IN THE FC ARENA DOCK DOORS I LOOKED IMMEDIATELY TO THE FC BOUT MONITOR SAW AN OPENING IN THE ROOM WITH TWO STRONG ADVERSARIES SLIM STINKY AND PROMETHEUS . “I AM SIGNING UP FOR THIS ONE. PREPARE SLIM STINKY AND PROMETHEUS I DESSSPSE YOU AND ASSSSS ALWAYS BETWEEN USSS NO QUARTER.” THE VICTORIES WERE VERY GOOD TRAINING FOR DESERT LW AND IF THESE GUYS DON’T TRY AND DUCK DIVISION ONE IT WILL PROVIDE INTEL AND TACTICS NEEDED TO DOMINATE THEIR LEAGUES.
NOW OFF TO NEW DETROIT. I HEAR THERE ARE ENHACED ALIEN MACHINES THER AND SCRAPYARD PARTS BOOSTS AND FUN CAN BE HAD. SUDDENLY HAVING AN IDEA THE GREAT SERPENT WENT TO A RECYLCLING CENTER AND PROCURED THE 2 LARGEST RECYCLING DUMPSTERS THERE WERE. I TOLD THE RENTAL CLERK “IN PAYMENT I WILL PAY WITH AMAS. BESIDES I HAVE ABOUT 1000 BATTERIES AND OUR INTEL SAYS THEY MAYBE USEFUL IN NEW DETROIT”
AS I WENT ON PATROL WHICH OFFERED NO CHALLENGE I REALIZED THE ONLY MORTAL I CONSIDER WORTHY HAS LOVED ONES HERE. I MUSSST PROVIDE THEM WITH SOME SORT OF ALMOST COMPLETRE PROTECTION. 6TIME FOR THAT LATER 1ST THE NEWPORT NEWS FC
SMASHING IN THE FC ARENA DOCK DOORS I LOOKED IMMEDIATELY TO THE FC BOUT MONITOR SAW AN OPENING IN THE ROOM WITH TWO STRONG ADVERSARIES SLIM STINKY AND PROMETHEUS . “I AM SIGNING UP FOR THIS ONE. PREPARE SLIM STINKY AND PROMETHEUS I DESSSPSE YOU AND ASSSSS ALWAYS BETWEEN USSS NO QUARTER.” THE VICTORIES WERE VERY GOOD TRAINING FOR DESERT LW AND IF THESE GUYS DON’T TRY AND DUCK DIVISION ONE IT WILL PROVIDE INTEL AND TACTICS NEEDED TO DOMINATE THEIR LEAGUES.
NOW OFF TO NEW DETROIT. I HEAR THERE ARE ENHACED ALIEN MACHINES THER AND SCRAPYARD PARTS BOOSTS AND FUN CAN BE HAD. SUDDENLY HAVING AN IDEA THE GREAT SERPENT WENT TO A RECYLCLING CENTER AND PROCURED THE 2 LARGEST RECYCLING DUMPSTERS THERE WERE. I TOLD THE RENTAL CLERK “IN PAYMENT I WILL PAY WITH AMAS. BESIDES I HAVE ABOUT 1000 BATTERIES AND OUR INTEL SAYS THEY MAYBE USEFUL IN NEW DETROIT”
AFTER GETTING TO DETROIT I HEARD WHISPERS OF UNUSUALLY POWERFUL ROBOTS THAT HAD JUST ARRIVED. I WENT TO THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY AND SHOUTED” PUNY MACHINESSS I HAVE HUNDREDS OF YOUR SPARKS OF LIFE COME GET THEM IF YOU CAN”
THE WAIT WAS SHORT AS CARS FIGHTER JETS SEMI TRUCKS TANKS AND SCOOTERS CONVERGED ON ME. DAMN THIS WAS GONNA BE FUN THEY TRANSFORMED INTO FIGHTING ROBOTS. SCIONS, DECEPTOBOTS, ULTRA ALIENS, KEEPERS ,AND MECHAKAIJUS.KNOCKING THEM DOWN OTHERS WOULD APPEAR AND THE DUMPSTERS STARTED TO FILL WITH SPARKLESS PARTS AND TECHNOLOG. FINALLY THE LAST STOOD BEFORE ME AND SCREAMEAMED WITH A USELESS BATLE CRY ….ASSIMILATE .LIKE THE OTHERS HE ENDED UP IN THA DUMPSTER. TIME TO BRING THIS BACK TO THE HQ I THOUGHT .
ARRIVING AT HEADQURTERS I HEARD THE TITANIC CLASHES OF MY BROTHERS IN ARMS GREAT BURSTS OF HELLFIRE MAGIC ELEMENTAL FORCED TECHNO BLASTS SUPERNTURAL FORCES AND PHYSICAL POUNDING WITH CRIES OF BOOTS TO ASSES ECHOED IN THE SPARRING ARENA. ALL ATTACKS WRE USED PREPARING WMD FOR ANYTHING.
I CALLED OUT TO OUR TECH EXPERTS AND SLAGATHOR AND SHADOW WALKER CAME OVER /”HEY BOYS” I CHUCKLED. “.HERE IS THE REMNANTS OF THE ROBOT INVASIONS OLDEN ARMY” WOULD YOU PLEASE CONSTRUCT A TRANSFORMING VEHICLE THAT REMBLES A KNIGHT XV CONQUEST SUV THAT WILL BECOME ON COMMAND KEEP THE OCCUPANTS SAFE AND LOOK LIKE OUR SENTINEL.” BOY WILL KITTEN BE SURPRISEED WHEN SHE IS PRESENTED HIS AT THE END OF LEAGUE WARS ALONG WITH FUNDS TO CONSTRUCT A GARAGE TO HOUSE AND CONCEAL IT.
NOW TO MY TRAINING AND PLANING SOME SPECIAL THINGS FOR DESERT SURVIVAL
I HAVE COMMISSIONED MUSICAL GROUPS TO PERFORM CURING OUR BATTLES . FROM THE SAHARA DESERT EBUNNY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCTnxIJvjoo.
THE WAIT WAS SHORT AS CARS FIGHTER JETS SEMI TRUCKS TANKS AND SCOOTERS CONVERGED ON ME. DAMN THIS WAS GONNA BE FUN THEY TRANSFORMED INTO FIGHTING ROBOTS. SCIONS, DECEPTOBOTS, ULTRA ALIENS, KEEPERS ,AND MECHAKAIJUS.KNOCKING THEM DOWN OTHERS WOULD APPEAR AND THE DUMPSTERS STARTED TO FILL WITH SPARKLESS PARTS AND TECHNOLOG. FINALLY THE LAST STOOD BEFORE ME AND SCREAMEAMED WITH A USELESS BATLE CRY ….ASSIMILATE .LIKE THE OTHERS HE ENDED UP IN THA DUMPSTER. TIME TO BRING THIS BACK TO THE HQ I THOUGHT .
ARRIVING AT HEADQURTERS I HEARD THE TITANIC CLASHES OF MY BROTHERS IN ARMS GREAT BURSTS OF HELLFIRE MAGIC ELEMENTAL FORCED TECHNO BLASTS SUPERNTURAL FORCES AND PHYSICAL POUNDING WITH CRIES OF BOOTS TO ASSES ECHOED IN THE SPARRING ARENA. ALL ATTACKS WRE USED PREPARING WMD FOR ANYTHING.
I CALLED OUT TO OUR TECH EXPERTS AND SLAGATHOR AND SHADOW WALKER CAME OVER /”HEY BOYS” I CHUCKLED. “.HERE IS THE REMNANTS OF THE ROBOT INVASIONS OLDEN ARMY” WOULD YOU PLEASE CONSTRUCT A TRANSFORMING VEHICLE THAT REMBLES A KNIGHT XV CONQUEST SUV THAT WILL BECOME ON COMMAND KEEP THE OCCUPANTS SAFE AND LOOK LIKE OUR SENTINEL.” BOY WILL KITTEN BE SURPRISEED WHEN SHE IS PRESENTED HIS AT THE END OF LEAGUE WARS ALONG WITH FUNDS TO CONSTRUCT A GARAGE TO HOUSE AND CONCEAL IT.
NOW TO MY TRAINING AND PLANING SOME SPECIAL THINGS FOR DESERT SURVIVAL
I HAVE COMMISSIONED MUSICAL GROUPS TO PERFORM CURING OUR BATTLES . FROM THE SAHARA DESERT EBUNNY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCTnxIJvjoo.
GREAT BATTLES WITH INTO THE DARKNESS. FOR OUR SECOND BATTLE WITH THE MAYORS GYM FROM THE GOBI DESERT THE HU WITH JACOBY SHADDIX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGMKyVcXcLs
AND FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH THE MEXICAN ARMED SERVICES BAND FROM THE SONORAPLAYING EL DE GUELLO ( SONG PLAYED BY SANTA ANNA AT THE ALAMO . FUNNY I NEVER THOUGHT THAT RED SUITED FAT MAN WOULD DO THAT HE MUST HAVE SOME JINN IN HIM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2A5fdgMCa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGMKyVcXcLs
AND FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH THE MEXICAN ARMED SERVICES BAND FROM THE SONORAPLAYING EL DE GUELLO ( SONG PLAYED BY SANTA ANNA AT THE ALAMO . FUNNY I NEVER THOUGHT THAT RED SUITED FAT MAN WOULD DO THAT HE MUST HAVE SOME JINN IN HIM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2A5fdgMCa8
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